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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 2)

109. Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 2)

Aired October 29, 1990

Will and Carlton try to impress Melinda so she'll join them at the Halloween party. [clip show]

Quote from Will

Will: Where do you live?
Cindy: I live with my stepmother and her two daughters... in Encino.
Will: So, do you work every night?
Cindy: Yeah. I have to stay at the cafe and wait for everyone to leave, and sweep up.
Will: Where'd you get this fly costume at?
Cindy: Well, I was sweeping up, and an old lady came in and she... Well, she... It's a long story. [clock chimes] Oh, no. I didn't know it was so late. I've got to go.
Will: No, no, Cindy, wait!
Cindy: I'm sorry, Will.
Will: [to camera] Uh-oh. Her slipper. Could it be? I've been touched by magic.
Cindy: [returns] Oh, my God. I can't believe I dropped my shoe. Maybe I should try some of those insole thingies. Listen, here's my number. Call me tomorrow.

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Quote from Will

[fantasy:]
Geoffrey: Master William, you have another visitor.
Will: Come on, G, please. I got to get my homework done.
Geoffrey: Terribly sorry, sir, but he's otherwise engaged.
Quincy Jones: But I happen to be his close, personal friend. Will, I got a serious problem. Tonight I'm supposed to go in the studio and finish up a record. I can't find the lead singer. Now, this is real important to me. I need your help this time, man.
Will: First of all, let's check our ego at the door. Now look, Q, I saved your butt before.
Quincy Jones: I know. That ThriIIer thing.
Will: Q, as always, you need a singer, I'll get you a singer, man. [picks up the phone] Yo, what's up, man? This is Prince. Yeah, I got Quincy Jones over here. Dude is in pain. Could you come right over? All right. In a minute, babe. [hangs up]
Quincy Jones: Who was that?
Will: Oh, a close, personal friend.
Geoffrey: Mr. Al B. Sure.

Quote from Will

[fantasy:]
Al B. Sure!: What's going on, man?
Will: Yo, what's up? I'm glad you could come on such short notice. I need a big favor.
Al B. Sure!: Anything for you.
Will: Quincy Jones, Al B.
Al B. Sure!: Sure.
Quincy Jones: Al B.
Al B. Sure!: Hey, Quincy Jones. What's happening?
Will: Yo, y'all get to work on that track.
Quincy Jones: Let's do it.
Al B. Sure!: Will, 8:30, I've got to see A Different World. I'm sorry.
Quincy Jones: Yeah, man. I love that show.
Will: Really?
Will: Hey, yo, K.
Kadeem Hardison: What? What's happening, babe?
Will: I want you to meet a couple of close, personal friends of mine. Quincy Jones, Al B. Sure. Kadeem Hardison.
Quincy Jones: Man, this dude knows everybody.

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Ah, Master William, there were three phone messages for you. From a Miss Karen, a Miss Judy, and a Miss Trisha.
Will: Oh, wow. What did they say?
Geoffrey: "How desperate do you think I am?" "Not on your life." And, "Ha ha ha ha ha... ha."

Quote from Hilary

Philip: So, why did the security guard stop you, Hilary?
Hilary: It seems I fit the description of a shoplifter they've been trying to catch.
Vivian: What was the description?
Hilary: I don't know exactly, but it's fair to guess that "stunning" was part of it.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Will, for your information, the skeleton over there is Elizabeth McGovern and the unicorn standing next to her is Kevin Bacon. And they both wish you would stop hitting on them. And why did you come as Elton John?
Will: I'm supposed to be Superfly, Hilary.
Hilary: Well, your super fly's open.

Quote from Philip

Hilary: What kind of outfit is that for a Halloween party?
Philip: I'm going as Comfortable Man.
Hilary: Is that a comic-book hero?
Philip: Sort of. He has superhuman bill-paying powers so he gets to dress however he likes.
Hilary: Love that costume, Daddy.

Quote from Will

Melinda: Boys I'd love to go to the Halloween party tonight but I can only go with one of you.
Will: Okay. Tough luck, Carlton. Beat it, see you, scram, sayonara, peace out. And so long, screwy.
Woman: Not so fast. I don't even know you.
Melinda: Count your blessings.
Will: Now do you see, miss? This is an example of the difference between the two of us. I mean, while Carlton snaps at every opportunity to take a cheap shot, I'm the kindest, gentlest soul you'll ever want to meet. Melinda, I'm nice to all people. Young and old. A couple weeks ago, Carlton's grandmother visited. Who kept her company? Not Carlton.

Quote from Carlton

Melinda: Oh, that was awfully sweet of you to play cards with her.
Will: Sweet? Well, some would say that, but it was just me being my thoughtful self.
Carlton: Reality check. This guy is far from thoughtful. He's the most selfish, irresponsible person I have ever met. A few weeks ago, I went on a car trip, and this guy caused all kinds of trouble.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Well, Melinda, I've been charitable so far, but now's the time to take off the gloves. You don't know what a date with Will is like. One evening, not so long ago, Will was walking a young lady home.
[fantasy:]
Will: Yo, I told you, babe. A date with me is a night to remember. What'd you think of dinner?
Cheryl: Dinner? It was just a Slurpee.
Will: Oh, I did that for you, baby. You know, keep that body of yours slim, trim, and ready for action.
Cheryl: Well, your hamburger and fries sure did look good.
Will: Baby, that's man food.
Cheryl: It's getting awfully late, Will. Shouldn't we take a cab?
Will: Well, that's awfully expensive, baby. Let's just walk down this dark alley.
Man: All right, punk. Your money or your girlfriend.
Will: My brother, you're making this too easy. [pushes Cheryl towards the bad guys]
Cheryl: Will!
Carlton: Unhand her.
Man: And who are you?
Carlton: Banks. Carlton Banks. [dances, knocking the two guys out, and then holds Cheryl in his arms]

Quote from Will

Melinda: Hey. What were you two talking about?
Will: Well, I was just asking Carlton how long he's been a pathological liar. And he said ever since he was the Emperor of China.

Quote from Will

[fantasy:]
Geoffrey: Master William, you have a visitor. A Mr. Jackson.
Will: Come on, G. I don't have time for these interruptions. I got homework forever.Tell Michael I'll have to work on his dance steps later.
Bo Jackson: That's Bo Jackson.
Will: Yo, what's up, babe?
Bo Jackson: Watch the handshake, man. There goes baseball season.
Will: Yo, my fault, my fault, my fault. What you need, man?
Bo Jackson: Well, I'm throwing this formal dinner party and Bo don't know what to serve.
Will: No problem. Let me hook you up with my resident fun expert. Hey, yo, Heav.
Heavy D: You rang? Bo Jackson, Heavy D.
Bo Jackson: Yo.
Heavy D: Yo, Bo.
Will: Tell Heav your problem.

Quote from Will

[fantasy:]
Bo Jackson: Heav, I'm throwing this formal dinner party. And when it comes to cooking, Bo don't know diddley.
Heavy D: I think that's pronounced diddley, diddley, diddley, diddley... dee.
Will: Heav, show Bo around the kitchen.
Heavy D: No problem. Follow me, your running backness.
Bo Jackson: [to Will] Thanks so much for letting me be your close and personal friend.
Will: Back at you, babe.

Quote from Will

[fantasy:]
Will: [answers phone] Hello.
Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Hey, Will, what's up? This is Malcolm.
Will: Yo! What up, home?
Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Listen, I'm going on this date tonight. And I really want to impress this girl, and I was wondering if maybe I could tell her I know you?
Will: Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm. Look, I understand your instinct but you shouldn't try to impress a girl with who you know. I mean, it's much better that she like you just for yourself. If she gets to know the Malcolm I know, I don't think she'll be able to resist.
Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Thanks a lot, Will. Man, I don't know what I would do without you as a close, personal friend. Peace, man.
Will: Hey, peace, babe.

Quote from Carlton

Will: Yeah, that was a kind of slow night for me. So come on, what's up? Come to the party with me.
Carlton: No, come to the party with me.
Melinda: Guys, you have both made such good cases for yourself it makes it even harder to choose. So, I'm going to have to go with basic raw, physical attraction. What time should I be there, Carlton?

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