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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: The Baby Comes Out

320. The Baby Comes Out

Aired February 22, 1993

Vivian, and her family, grow impatient with the baby now a week overdue.

Quote from Will

Carlton: She's in here. Look, whatever you do, don't mention her chins.
Will: Or her ankles. Or her feet. Oh, and whatever you do, never ever feed her after midnight.

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Quote from Will

Will: All right, it's cool. Everything's cool, Aunt Viv. Everything's cool. All right, check it out. Carlton, you boil some water. Ashley, you go get some blankets. Hilary, you circle the wagons.
Vivian: Will, honey, what are you talking about?
Will: I wish to God I knew, Aunt Viv.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Calm down, now. Now, I trained as a lawyer for many years. I was trained in the art of negotiation, okay? Observe. Sir, give me that damn phone or I'm gonna rip your liver out and eat it raw.
Will: That's right, boy, and he about due for a snack.
Man: Yes, sir.

Quote from Vy

Vy: Don't worry, Geoffrey, we're on our way. Vivian's having the baby. We've got to get out of here.
Janice: Finally. I'll go get Carlton.
Vy: Come on, Hilary.
Hilary: I can't go into a hospital looking like this. The place is full of doctors.
Vy: Hilary, please don't tell me you're that superficial.
Hilary: Well, it may be superficial to you, but I'm young, I can still get a husband.
Vy: Not without any teeth, you won't.

Quote from Geoffrey

Hilary: Hi, Mom. Mom!
Carlton: Mom, you're still pregnant.
Vivian: You think?
Philip: I can't do this anymore.
Will: Look, me neither. I mean, getting woke up in the middle of the night by a naked man running around the house.
Geoffrey: I'm sorry, I thought you were all asleep.
Will: Not you, G.
Geoffrey: Oh, never mind.

Quote from Will

Vivian: Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time.
Will: But Uncle Phil was naked, Aunt Viv.
Philip: Shut up, Will. Vivian, I wanna have this baby already.
Vivian: Oh, you think I don't? I feel like I ate a Buick.
Will: Look like a Winnebago from here.
Philip: Baby, is there anything more I can do for you?
Will: Will you look at her, Uncle Phil? Haven't you done enough? Leave her alone.

Quote from Geoffrey

Philip: [on the phone] Well, Doctor, the pains are coming closer together. Well, they start in the abdomen and they kind of radiate up and down in all directions.
Vivian: Philip, what are you talking about? I'm not having any pains.
Philip: Well, I am. Well, yes, Thursday afternoon will be fine. Yes, thank you.
Geoffrey: Yes, your Majesty?
Vivian: Geoffrey, from an objective point of view, who is having this baby? Him or me?
Geoffrey: It's rather difficult to tell just by looking.

Quote from Ashley

Vivian: Oh, this baby's coming. I gotta get to the hospital.
Ashley: Don't worry, Mom, I'll get you there.
Vivian: Ashley, you can't drive.
Ashley: Grow up. I've been taking the car since I was 12.

Quote from Will

Carlton: We should get a picture of this. Doc, would you do the honors?
Doctor: Sure.
Will: Look, he look like a little Black Yoda.

Quote from Carlton

Ashley: Wonder if Mom had the baby yet.
Hilary: I know.
Carlton: Birth is a miraculous thing, isn't it? To think I was once inside of a woman's body. I find that hard to believe.
Will: I think we all do, Carlton.

Quote from Vivian

Geoffrey: What can I get for you, madam?
Vivian: Geoffrey, I've got a proposition for you.
Geoffrey: Oh, perhaps if we were both younger, and I didn't work for you.
Vivian: Not that kind of proposition, Geoffrey. I will give you $50 to drive me over a set of railroad tracks.

Quote from Vivian

Vivian: Wait a minute, where's Helen?
Vy: Oh, well, she couldn't come. She had to go to court with Lester.
Vivian: Well, I thought the divorce was final months ago.
Janice: That's right and everything was going so well until she saw Lester with another woman and that's when she snatched off the wig.
Vivian: She snatched off the woman's wig?
Janice: No, Lester's.

Quote from Vy

All: Stop with the damn bell!
Janice: That's it, I'm never going back up there again.
Philip: I'm sorry I ever went up there in the first place.
Janice: I took her some honey for her tea. She tells me she does not want honey from California. She wants honey from New Mexico.
Vy: Oh, please. Diva needs to get her butt out of Bel-Air a little more often.
Will: If it get any bigger, it'll be in and out of Bel-Air at the same time.

Quote from Hilary

Vy: Oh, Hilary, this is great. I really needed this.
Hilary: I know, and some electrolysis wouldn't hurt you, either.
Janice: This could get ugly. We're family.
Carlton: Aren't you guys finished yet?
Hilary: Carlton, Aunt Vy is getting a makeover. It could take hours.
Vy: Am I wearing a "kick me" sign?

Quote from Will

Philip: Will, we gotta get that phone.
Will: Look, Uncle Phil, just ask him nice.
Philip: No, after what I did to him, he's never going to let me use it.
Will: Well... You know, I'm coming straight out the hood, right? All right, where I come from when we want something, we step up on it and take it. Observe.
[later:]
Will: [sings] Please, can I use your phone? Look, man, if you don't let me use your phone I'm gonna start singing Paula Abdul's greatest hits.

Quote from Will

Vivian: [o.s.] Philip!
Philip: Vivian.
Vivian: Philip!
Philip: [o.s.] Vivian!
Will: Wilma!

Quote from Will

Philip: He's adorable. Hello, little Nicholas Andrew Banks.
Vivian: Honey, I thought we agreed to call him Philip.
Hilary: Ugh, that's a stupid name.
Vy: Why don't we name him after Daddy? Eli.
Vivian: Great.
Philip: No, over my dead body.
Will: Let's name him Rufus.
Carlton: How about Brock?
Will: Shazam!

Quote from Will

Philip: [o.s.] Get up. Hurry, everybody, get up!
Will: [o.s.] Yo, what's the matter, Uncle Phil? [screams]
Philip: [o.s.] Calm down, Will, calm down. It's Vivian, she's having the baby.
Will: [o.s.] That ain't what's scaring me. You ain't got no drawers on!

Quote from Vivian

Hilary: Mother, are you all right? Of course you're not all right. You're having a baby. Oh, I think I'm going to be sick.
Vivian: Hilary, sweetie, come here. Having a baby is very spiritual. This is my last baby and I am never going to experience this miracle again. Oh, here comes another contraction. [groans] [squeezes Hilary's hand] Why, that wasn't so bad. Hilary, honey, don't be so dramatic.
Hilary: My hand.

Quote from Vivian

Carlton: Mom, I think what Will is referring to is-
Vivian: [groans] [squeezes Carlton's hand] Oh, my God, the pains are getting closer. Carlton, honey, get up off the floor.
Carlton: My hand!
Vivian: What is wrong with everybody? [screams] Philip, pull up your damn pants and let's go!
Will: Hey, Aunt Viv, I wanna go, too.
Vivian: Thank you, sweetheart. You know, I could really use somebody to hold my hand. [Will pulls his hand back]

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