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‘Love in an Elevator’ Quotes

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Love in an Elevator

524. Love in an Elevator

Aired May 8, 1995

Will has told both Carlton and Jazz that they're his best man. When they all get trapped in an elevator the night of his bachelor party, Will's life flashes before his eyes. [CLIP SHOW]

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Look, come on, Will. I've spent a lot of time decorating for your bachelor party. I just want it to be a surprise.
Will: Oh, no, not another Scooby-Doo piñata.
Carlton: Pssh. I wish.

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Quote from Jazz

Carlton: Jazz is the best man? Then what the heck am I?
Jazz: Short.

Quote from Will

Will: Man, didn't your mothers ever tell you, don't play with buttons? [screams] Hello.
Jazz: They can't hear you, bro. The music's too loud. Can I throw a party or what?
Will: I don't believe this. There's a python and some triplets in there and I'm stuck in here with Ren and Stumpy.

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Hey, good evening, Master William. Absolutely bumping party.
Will: Oh, yeah, thanks a lot, Geoffrey.
Woman: Geoffrey? But you told me your name was Will.
Geoffrey: No, I said I was willing.

Quote from Will

Carlton: Well, I got a pair of eights.
Will: Ah. Sorry about that, bro, I got a Dolly Parton.
Carlton: What's that?
Will: A bigger pair.

Quote from Jazz

Philip: Will, I've got a surprise for your bachelor party. I booked the penthouse suite at the LaPeer Hotel.
Will: Really? Oh, man, I could just kiss you. [laughs]
Jazz: I could just kiss you too. [off Uncle Phil's look] But perhaps my time would be better spent learning a talent.

Quote from Will

Carlton: Hey, he isn't making calls on your bachelor party, is he? I mean, that's my job. I mean, you have told him that I'm the best man?
Will: Uh... See, what had happened... At first, but then... He had called...
Philip: Will, go tell him.
Will: [sighs] Tsk. Next time I'm gonna let Jazz kiss you.
Will: Hey, Jazz, listen, we need to talk, man.
Jazz: Yes, we do. The Strip 'N Trip wanna know if the hotel will furnish extension cords? [on the phone] And tell Naughty Nelvina and The Naked Drill Team to wear coats or they'll never get past hotel security. [hangs up] Okay. What was it you wanted to talk about?
Will: You're the best, man.

Quote from Will

Carlton: You just wait. I've set you up with one heck of a wingding, Will. You won't regret making me the best man.
Will: D'oh! Oh, yes. Um... That's one little thing I wanted to talk to you about, see.
Carlton: What?
Jazz: [emerges from elevator] You know, being best man does have its perks.
Will: That was it.

Quote from Carlton

Will: Now, you guys are both my best men. Carlton, you're the best man for the wedding. And Jazz is the best man for getting the talent for the bachelor party.
Carlton: Tsk. Ugh.
Will: He got me Rolanda, the Rubber Lady.
Carlton: Look, I'll have you know that Stan, the world's smartest duck was this close to getting on Leno.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: We're out of food. We're out of water. I mean, how long can we survive like this?
Will: We've only been in here for five minutes, Carlton. Get a grip.

Quote from Jazz

Jazz: Ssh. Listen. I know that sound anywhere.
Will: What sound?
Jazz: A Wonderbra hitting the floor.
Will: Let me out! Let me out!
Carlton: This is all your fault, you finger-licking ragamuffin.
Jazz: Who are you calling muffin, Little Debbie?

Quote from Will

Man: [o.s.] Hello, elevator repairman.
Jazz: We don't have time to chat. We're stuck in here.
Will: Shut up, Jazz. That's the elevator repairman. [screams] Help!
Man: Just stay calm. We'll get you out of there. Can't guarantee it'll be in one piece.
Will: Yeah, I'd rather be anybody but myself right now.

Quote from Carlton

Will: We've been in here for hours, man. I don't wanna die. I wanna live.
Carlton: Look, at least you got a chance to live life to it's fullest. I only had one woman. One.

Quote from Will

Carlton: My life has been so pathetic.
Will: No, it hasn't. Well, yeah, it has. Who cares? It's over.
Carlton: When the elevator was falling and I thought we were gonna die, your life flashed before my eyes. If I only had your magic with the women.
Will: Come on, Carlton, all these years, man, haven't you caught on? I mean, half the battle is the lyrics you toss at the honeys.

Quote from Will

Will: [screaming] Carlton. Carlton, man, I'm sorry about all those short jokes. You know, it really took a big man to handle it and, well, you tried your best, okay? I love you, man.
Carlton: I love you too, Will.


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