Hilary Quote #240

Quote from Hilary in Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)

Vivian: Look, there he goes.
Trevor: [on TV] Hilary Banks...
Hilary: Yes, Trevor?
Trevor: [on TV] Will you marry me? [thud]
[As the TV picture turns to static, the family are stunned into silence]
Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothing... But I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.
[A title card appears on the TV]
Hilary: "Please stand by"? Great. The president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.


 ‘Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I still can't understand.
Vivian: Sweetheart, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Hilary: No, I mean technically. Am I a widow or what? This is all my fault. If I hadn't asked for a special proposal, Trevor would be in my arms instead of in my purse. I love you, Trevor.
Will: Um, Hilary, Trevor wasn't cremated.
Hilary: Ew, then who's this?
Geoffrey: I'll see him to the door, Miss Hilary.

Quote from Will

Will: "Roommate wanted. Minutes from school. Must love ice hockey, country-and-western music and Tom Cruise movies." This is worse than Jazz's.

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: Sweetheart, now is the time when you should make use of Reverend Boyd.
Hilary: Is he single?
Vivian: I mean you should be spiritual. After all, Trevor's in heaven now.
Carlton: Right. He's up there with my little dog Scruffy.
Will: Yeah, and the bus he rode in under.
Carlton: Must everything be a joke to you? My sister's in a fragile condition. I'm trying to help her bounce back.
Hilary: Bounce. Trevor bounced.