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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)

402. Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)

Aired September 20, 1993

As Will is reunited with an old friend from Philly, Jackie (Tyra Banks), Jazz's antics get Will & Carlton kicked out of their college dorm. Meanwhile, Hilary awaits a special proposal from Trevor.

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: Look, there he goes.
Trevor: [on TV] Hilary Banks...
Hilary: Yes, Trevor?
Trevor: [on TV] Will you marry me? [thud]
[As the TV picture turns to static, the family are stunned into silence]
Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothing... But I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.
[A title card appears on the TV]
Hilary: "Please stand by"? Great. The president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.

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Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I still can't understand.
Vivian: Sweetheart, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Hilary: No, I mean technically. Am I a widow or what? This is all my fault. If I hadn't asked for a special proposal, Trevor would be in my arms instead of in my purse. I love you, Trevor.
Will: Um, Hilary, Trevor wasn't cremated.
Hilary: Ew, then who's this?
Geoffrey: I'll see him to the door, Miss Hilary.

Quote from Will

Will: "Roommate wanted. Minutes from school. Must love ice hockey, country-and-western music and Tom Cruise movies." This is worse than Jazz's.

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: Sweetheart, now is the time when you should make use of Reverend Boyd.
Hilary: Is he single?
Vivian: I mean you should be spiritual. After all, Trevor's in heaven now.
Carlton: Right. He's up there with my little dog Scruffy.
Will: Yeah, and the bus he rode in under.
Carlton: Must everything be a joke to you? My sister's in a fragile condition. I'm trying to help her bounce back.
Hilary: Bounce. Trevor bounced.

Quote from Carlton

Will: Excuse me, that's our butts, Carlton. We're in this together.
Carlton: Not anymore, Kemosabe. I'm going back to my family, where I belong.
Will: No, you are not.
Carlton: Oh, yeah? Why?
Will: Because that will be like admitting we can't make it on our own.
Carlton: I don't have to make it on my own. I'm rich.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Turn it up. Oh, there's Trevor.
Ashley: It's a bungee jump.
Hilary: Oh! Well, I asked him to propose in a special way, but I never expected a bungee jump. What's a bungee jump?
Will: Well, Hil, he's gonna propose while falling 300 feet on a giant rubber band.
Hilary: Isn't it romantic?

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. How come he gets the pool house and I'm stuck upstairs with the grieving widow?
Will: Another thing. Keep this person off my property or I'll shoot him.
Carlton: It's my property. I'm gonna inherit it after the big guy takes his bungee jump. Right, big guy?
Philip: Well, he does have a point. I'll tell you what, why don't you two work it out.
Will: Okay, tallest one gets the bedroom.
Carlton: I need the big closet for my peacock suit.
Philip: Oh, it's so nice to have my family back.

Quote from Jazz

Will: Hey, Carlton. Did Mr. Gorodetsky say anything about this building being a landmark or something?
Carlton: No, why?
Will: Because there's a tour bus pulling up on the front lawn.
Jazz: [over loudspeaker] All right, y'all, everybody in rows one through 15 the party's in apartment 206.
Will & Carlton: Jazz!
Jazz: [over loudspeaker] Everybody in rows 16 through 30. And have money in your hands. Senior citizens get a 10-percent discount. I do take tips.
Carlton: So, Will what's on tap for tomorrow?

Quote from Philip

Hilary: Daddy, how about a November wedding? Nothing extravagant, just 800 of our closest friends and relatives.
Philip: Or maybe we could book the Forum. I'm sure the Lakers will be on the road by then.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Oh, Daddy. You're not losing me.
Philip: You promise?
Hilary: Look, even though I'm getting married you'll always be my daddy.
Philip: And you'll always be my little girl.
Hilary: I'm also Trevor's little girl.
Philip: No, no, no. Technically, you're his woman, not his little girl.
Hilary: Then why does he make me wear those outfits?
Philip: Excuse me. I'm scheduled for a heart attack.

Quote from Jazz

Jazz: Will, I'm so glad it's you. I heard somebody disguised as me ran a party scam.
Will: Jazz, you got me kicked out my crib, man.
Jazz: Let me make it up to you. [holds out takeout food]
Will: Talk fast, you've only got a few minutes to live.
Jazz: You can stay here with me.
Will: In this roach motel?
Jazz: It would only be temporary. I'm getting thrown out on the 15th.

Quote from Jazz

Will: Jazz give me the money.
Jazz: Money? What money?
Will: The 25 dollars a head you charged for my party.
Jazz: Man, I was sneaking the bus back to the depot and I got held up. White dude. He took the bus too.
Will: The money's gone, isn't it?
Jazz: Like the Jheri curl.

Quote from Will

Will: Whoa, wait, back up, girl. Wax on, wax off.
Jackie: I'm sorry I had to clock you last night, but you know me and my temper.
Will: No, you know, I understand. That torch you've been carrying for me all these years suddenly got a little too hot to handle.
Jackie: We were friends, Will. Nothing more.
Will: We were more than friends that night after Alonzo Simmons' party.
Jackie: I was young and immature then. I guess you still are, Lobe.
Will: Hey, hey, hey, don't you be calling me Lobe. I left that in Philly, where I thought I left you.

Quote from Will

Will: What are you doing out here anyway?
Jackie: Remember that jump shot you taught me? Well, I parlayed that into a basketball scholarship.
Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. You mean they're giving basketball scholarships to girls now?
Jackie: Imagine my surprise. There I was just churning butter, and the phone rings.

Quote from Will

Jackie: So you and Carlton tight?
Will: He is. We're cousins. I've been staying with his family.
Jackie: In Bel-Air?
Will: Yeah, so?
Jackie: So beware of the bougieman.

Quote from Geoffrey

Philip: Please, whatever happened to getting down on one knee?
Hilary: Oh, Daddy, that's for old fogies.
Philip: I got down on one knee.
Geoffrey: Sustained.

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: If you go right back to work as soon as possible, maybe it would help you get your mind off things.
Hilary: Work? Every inch of that newsroom reminds me of Trevor. His desk, his makeup bib, the shower in his office. I just need some time to find some sense of inner peace. After all I am alone now.
Philip: Oh, no, sweetheart. You have me. Look, in a few days, why don't I take you to the mall and we can go shopping.
Hilary: Go to the mall with my father?
Philip: Sorry, I forgot.

Quote from Jazz

Geoffrey: I hate to be the bearer of more bad news, but...
Jazz: Greetings, mourners. Hilary. If there's anything we can learn from this tragedy, that's to live each day to the fullest.
Hilary: I know, Jazz.
Jazz: So with that in mind, what are you doing later?
Philip: Oh, my- [lunges at Jazz]
Will: It's all right.

Quote from Philip

Will: Say, Uncle Phil, man.
Philip: Hey, you know what, Will?
Philip: I was thinking maybe I could turn that pool house into a law library.
Will: Stop playing, listen.
Philip: No, no, well... A greenhouse. That would work, huh?
Will: I said, stop playing, listen. I was wondering-
Philip: Alright, Will, you can have the pool house.
Will: All right.
Philip: At the same rent Hilary was paying. And I have a few rules.
Will: That's cool, because I got demands.

Quote from Philip

Philip: No loud music after 11.
Will: Twelve.
Philip: Eleven-thirty.
Will: Cool. Check it out. It's important that I have my privacy. Say a honey be tiptoeing up my crib. That's my business, not yours.
Philip: Fine. No skinny-dipping.
Will: You gotta promise me that same thing.
Philip: Done. Well, son, I guess you got yourself a pool house.

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