The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quote of the Day

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Quote from Carlton in Hilary Gets a Life

Carlton: Blacks and Jews have a lot in common. Cherished heritage, a strong sense of community, frizzy hair.

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Monday, May 10, 2021

Quote from Will in The Baby Comes Out

Will: All right, it's cool. Everything's cool, Aunt Viv. Everything's cool. All right, check it out. Carlton, you boil some water. Ashley, you go get some blankets. Hilary, you circle the wagons.
Vivian: Will, honey, what are you talking about?
Will: I wish to God I knew, Aunt Viv.

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Quote from Vivian in Eyes on the Prize

Philip: Good morning, everyone.
Will: Hey, Aunt Viv, I'm telling you, if we band together we can take him.
Vivian: Leave him alone, honey, he's mine. Philip, baby if Mr. Goodwrench wants to visit Mrs. Toolbox he'd better get Mr. Water running.
Philip: Carlton, get the yellow pages.

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Quote from Geoffrey in Hex and the Single Guy

Ashley: The whole thing gave me the creeps, Geoffrey. Do you really think a person can be cursed?
Geoffrey: How do you think I ended up here?

Friday, May 7, 2021

Quote from Vivian in Robbing the Banks

Vivian: Geoffrey, my bags are upstairs.
Geoffrey: How thrilling for you.
Vivian: Geoffrey, you know, I'm very, very fond of you but I'm also eight months pregnant and I'm not in a very good mood. I could very easily rip out your heart eat it, and then have cappuccino. Am I making myself quite clear?
Geoffrey: Hallmark couldn't have put it any better.
Will: Hey, you know, Aunt Viv I'm really gonna miss you this weekend.
Vivian: Oh, no, you're not. And I'm not gonna miss you, either.

Thursday, May 6, 2021

Quote from Philip in It Had to Be You

Geoffrey: I must say Mr. Jazz's sister is quite a charmer.
Philip: Yes, she is. Makes me question the whole theory of genetics.

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Quote from Hilary in Just Say Yo

Ashley: Here, Hilary, you take it out.
Hilary: Out where?
Ashley: To the trash cans. You know, those things you hit every time you back out the car.
Hilary: Thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids.

Upcoming Quotes

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

A quote from Hilary in the episode M is for the Many Things She Gave Me.

Thursday, May 13, 2021

A quote from Philip in the episode It Had to Be You.

Friday, May 14, 2021

A quote from Vivian in the episode Not with My Pig, You Don't.

Saturday, May 15, 2021

A quote from Geoffrey in the episode Will Is From Mars.

Sunday, May 16, 2021

A quote from Geoffrey in the episode How I Spent My Summer Vacation.