Hilary: I'll just use you in between meals. Daddy will never even know you're gone.
Geoffrey: Are you suggesting that I lie?
Hilary: Big time.
Geoffrey: Miss Hilary, I couldn't. I've worked for your father for 20 years. He's seen me through some very hard times. Even paid for my dear mother's cataract surgery.
Hilary: The extra money could get you that Beemer.
Geoffrey: Well, it's not as if he gave her a kidney.

Vivian: Geoffrey, my bags are upstairs.
Geoffrey: How thrilling for you.
Vivian: Geoffrey, you know, I'm very, very fond of you but I'm also eight months pregnant and I'm not in a very good mood. I could very easily rip out your heart eat it, and then have cappuccino. Am I making myself quite clear?
Geoffrey: Hallmark couldn't have put it any better.
Will: Hey, you know, Aunt Viv I'm really gonna miss you this weekend.
Vivian: Oh, no, you're not. And I'm not gonna miss you, either.

Philip: Ashley, sweetheart. Now, before Kevin comes over I think I should have a little talk with you about boys.
Ashley: Great, Daddy.
Philip: They're all dogs, got it? Have a good time, sweetheart.

Hilary: Okay. I did my budget just like you told me.
Vivian: Good for you. Let me see.
Hilary: Alright, this is the amount I made last week and these were my expenses. As you can see, I spent five times more than I made. This budget thing is pretty easy.

Hippie: So what I'm saying is, there shouldn't be a rich or poor. We should all just share the wealth, man.
Carlton: Oh, I beg to differ.
[The VW camper van pulls over and Carlton is tossed out onto the sidewalk]

Will: [rings bell]
Hilary: Yes?
Will: "Yes," what?
Hilary: Yes, Your Highness?
Will: Have you done His Highness' laundry?
Hilary: Yes. [Will stammers] Yes, Your Highness.
Will: Well, you forgot His Highness' overalls, his T-shirt, and of course, his pair of lucky drawers. You're going to want to hand wash these.
Hilary: I am not hand washing your drawers.
Will: Yes, you are. And from now on, you will pronounce the word "draws."

Philip: Vivian, Hilary's going to fix us a lovely meal.
Hilary: Well, Mama Celeste and Uncle Ben do deserve some credit.