The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quote of the Day

Thursday, January 20, 2022

Quote from Philip in Granny Gets Busy

Philip: Mama wasn't playing cards with Mrs. Sweeting last night. She was out with Ed, the handyman. I saw them kissing good night.
Vivian: Um, sweetheart, I understand why you're upset but your parents had a long, wonderful marriage. But your mother's been alone for almost a year now. Can you imagine how lonely she must be? If she's found someone, can't you just be happy for her?
Philip: No.
Vivian: Philip, think about it. If you die tomorrow, what would you want me to do?
Philip: Jump in with me and bring the kids.
Vivian: Oh, you don't mean that.
Philip: You're right. Leave the kids.


Recent Quotes

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Quote from Hilary in Lucky Charm

Hilary: Well, here goes. Don't you all feel like a part of history? [opens paycheck] What? Federal taxes? This is an outrage. Didn't President Bush say, "No new taxes"?
Geoffrey: But federal taxes aren't new.
Hilary: Well, they are to me. And who is this FICA guy?
Vivian: Hilary, baby, taxes are taken out of everybody's salary. They pay for highways, national defense, and housing programs.
Hilary: I thought the government was supposed to pay for all that.

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Quote from Carlton in Clubba Hubba

Will: Now, remember, I'm wanted in five states, I'm hiding out from the police for robbing a gun store... And what did I do before then?
Carlton: You went to Penn State.
Will: I went to the state pen.
Carlton: Sorry. I thought Penn State was bad enough.

Monday, January 17, 2022

Quote from Will in I, Done (Part 2)

Philip Drummond: You know, this looks like a great place, Arnold.
Arnold Jackson-Drummond: Yeah, Willis would love it.
Philip Drummond: Yeah.
Will: Yeah, that is if he wouldn't mind living over a haunted Indian burial ground.
Philip Drummond: Who are you?
Will: Hey, I'm Will Smith. I'm the realtor. At night, you can hear the wailing of the dead.
Arnold Jackson-Drummond: What you talking about, Will?

Sunday, January 16, 2022

Quote from Hilary in Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)

Hilary: Turn it up. Oh, there's Trevor.
Ashley: It's a bungee jump.
Hilary: Oh! Well, I asked him to propose in a special way, but I never expected a bungee jump. What's a bungee jump?
Will: Well, Hil, he's gonna propose while falling 300 feet on a giant rubber band.
Hilary: Isn't it romantic?

Saturday, January 15, 2022

Quote from Geoffrey in Clubba Hubba

Geoffrey: Allow me, sir.
Philip: Certainly, Geoffrey, if you think you can do any better.
Geoffrey: Mademoiselle. [kneels down] My life was but a mere whisper until you entered into it. Whether it was chance or blind fate or kismet, if you will, that brought us together, I would be remiss to let this moment pass without telling you how deeply you have affected the very core of my being.
Will: Ooh, baby!

Friday, January 14, 2022

Quote from Vivian in The Mother of All Battles

Dr. Hoover: Your daughter suffers from displaced aggression syndrome.
Vivian: Well, Dr. Hoover, I'm afraid I would have to get a second opinion before I could believe that.
Mrs. Hoover: Oh, it's definitely displaced aggression syndrome.
Dr. Hoover: Let me put it in simpler terms. This is where a child acts out the repressed hostility of an unhappy home.
Vivian: And what is that supposed to mean?
Mrs. Hoover: Oh, too many big words?
Vivian: No, Miss Thing, but I got a couple of small words for you.
Philip: Vivian.

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, January 21, 2022

A quote from Vivian in the episode Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse.

Saturday, January 22, 2022

A quote from Geoffrey in the episode Def Poet's Society.

Sunday, January 23, 2022

A quote from Ashley in the episode How I Spent My Summer Vacation.

Monday, January 24, 2022

A quote from Will in the episode The Philadelphia Story.

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

A quote from Carlton in the episode Knowledge Is Power.