The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quote of the Day

Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Quote from Carlton in Cold Feet, Hot Body

Will: Carlton, the customers are complaining there ain't no bacon in the BLT's.
Carlton: Well, where's the law that says the B has to stand for bacon? Read the damn sign.
Will: Bread, lettuce and tomato?
Carlton: Well, we had to cut back somewhere. Last month, our outlay exceeded our revenues. But I don't expect you to understand that.
Denise: Ahem. Excuse me. Can I ask you a question?
Will: Excuse me, Carlton, but a beautiful woman wants to talk to me. [mimics Carlton] But I don't expect you to understand that.


Recent Quotes

Monday, June 27, 2022

Quote from Will in The Butler's Son Did It

Nicky: How can Geoffrey be your dad if he was never married?
Will: Okay, I'll talk to him. Well, you see, Nicky, sometimes the stork's arms get real tired, right? He pretty much leave the baby wherever he at.
Philip: Will.
Will: All right.
Philip: Get. Thank you. Well, Nicky, sometimes the stork's map gets all scrunched up.

Sunday, June 26, 2022

Quote from Carlton in I, Done (Part 2)

Will: You know what?
Carlton: What are you doing?
Will: Oh, no, no. You got to do it. One last time for me, man.
[Carlton dances as "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones plays]
Carlton: [sings] It's not unusual to be loved by anyone [Will joins in] It's not unusual to have fun with anyone But when I see you hanging about With anyone It's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die [Will stops dancing] It's not unusual to go out at any time But when I see you out and about It's such a crime If you should ever wanna Be loved by anyone [Will sits down] It's not unusual It happens every day No matter what you say

Saturday, June 25, 2022

Quote from Geoffrey in Guess Who's Coming to Marry?

Hilary: Ugh, do I have to do everything myself?
Geoffrey: Miss Hilary, the day you do everything for yourself will be the day I square-dance naked on the White House lawn.

Friday, June 24, 2022

Quote from Vivian in Home Is Where the Heart Attack Is

Ashley: This is all my fault. I pushed Daddy way too hard on the tennis courts.
Hilary: No, Ashley, it was me. I scared him half to death with my stupid thrill-seeking.
Geoffrey: I'm afraid, dear family, that I am the culprit.
Vivian: What do you mean, Geoffrey?
Geoffrey: Years of my rich sauces, prime cuts of beef, sumptuous desserts have certainly gone to his heart.
Vivian: Yes, but if I wasn't there to excuse his behavior this never would've happened.
Geoffrey: Good point.
Hilary: You can't blame yourself, Mom.
Vivian: "Oh, go ahead, Philip, have dessert. You've had a hard day." "Not to worry, we can let those pants out." "I'm too tired. Go downstairs and have a snack."

Thursday, June 23, 2022

Quote from Philip in Same Game, Next Season

Philip: Oh, I remember the first time I met Vivian's father. He was an obstinate, dictatorial old tightwad. We didn't get along at all.
Will: Really? Even with all that in common?
Philip: I'm serious, Will. Wasn't till the day he died that he did something to improve the situation.
Will: Really? What did he do?
Philip: He died.

Wednesday, June 22, 2022

Quote from Hilary in Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse

Hilary: Daddy, I had a little accident at the mall. I'm okay, but... I totaled your MasterCard.
Philip: That's okay, honey. Everybody makes mistakes. Here, pick a card.
Hilary: Well, I'll just take this pretty gold one. Thanks, Daddy.
Ashley: What's with him?
Hilary: I don't know. He's like a genie on Valium. Make a wish, hurry.

Upcoming Quotes

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

A quote from Hilary in the episode Community Action.

Thursday, June 30, 2022

A quote from Philip in the episode How I Spent My Summer Vacation.

Friday, July 1, 2022

A quote from Vivian in the episode Will Gets a Job.

Saturday, July 2, 2022

A quote from Geoffrey in the episode The Butler's Son Did It.

Sunday, July 3, 2022

A quote from Philip in the episode Soul Train.