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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: When You Hit Upon A Star

417. When You Hit Upon A Star

Aired January 31, 1994

Will misses his own surprise birthday party when he starts hanging out with a famous singer, Michelle Michaels (Stacey Dash).

Quote from Carlton

Will: Relax, squeeky. It's just a dumb old party.
Carlton: You don't look at the big picture, do you? Today, Michelle Michaels, tomorrow, Gloria Estefan. And then, dare I dream, Michael Bolton.

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Quote from Geoffrey

Hilary: Look, I'm giving up a hair appointment with Sergei to hang out with Will and his loser friends.
Ashley: Will's friends are not losers.
Jazz: Greetings, y'all.
Philip: Jazz, to what do we owe your presence?
Geoffrey: My guess would be inbreeding.

Quote from Jazz

Jazz: I'm taking care of the entertainment for Will's party.
Philip: Jazz, I've already shelled out for a DJ.
Jazz: Perfect. Now we have music for my stripper.
Vivian: Oh, no, You are not bringing a naked woman into my house.
Jazz: Oh, no, no. You don't understand, Mrs. Banks. She don't come in naked. Uh-oh.
[Vivian grabs Jazz by the collar and then throws him out through the back door]

Quote from Geoffrey

Ashley: Will, I cannot believe Michelle Michaels actually spoke to you.
Carlton: Hey, I checked her coat.
Geoffrey: Really? I wonder who'll play you in the movie of her life?

Quote from Will

Ashley: You know what, Will? Maybe I'll get you Michelle Michaels' new CD for your birthday.
Will: Oh, my goodness, that's right. I do have a birthday coming up. You know, it just totally slipped my mind. Now, now, listen. Nothing too fancy. Something in a hatchback will do just fine.
Vivian: Will, you're impossible to surprise, so this year, we're not doing anything special.
Hilary: [enters] Okay, we're all set. Birthday reservations at Wolfgang Puck's new restaurant.
Carlton: Hilary.
Will: Oh, that's all right. Don't worry about it. Aunt Viv, you can still surprise me with that red sweater you hiding in the upstairs closet. Wolfgang Puck, huh?

Quote from Hilary

Will: Then, after the concert, she took me to this fly restaurant called Chez Pinette.
Hilary: Chez Pinette? Isn't that up near San Francisco?
Will: Oh, did I forget to tell y'all? She flew me up there in her private jet.
Vivian: What?
Ashley: Michelle has a private jet?
Will: Listen, she got a private jet. She has yacht.
Hilary: Does she have a brother?

Quote from Hilary

Philip: Hilary, is the coast clear?
Hilary: No, there's gonna be patchy morning fog with limited visibility.
Philip: I meant is Will gone?
Hilary: Yeah, he's gone.

Quote from Carlton

Vivian: Okay, Hilary, you are getting the DJ and I arranged for the caterer.
Philip: Why do I have to pay for a caterer if I have a butler?
Vivian: Philip complains. That only leaves the cake.
Carlton: All set. I ordered a Sunny the Seal ice-cream cake. His sleek little body is made of chocolatey goodness and he balances a ball of tutti-frutti sherbet on his buttercream nose.
Hilary: You are way too into this.
Carlton: I guess at your age, birthdays are no longer a cause for celebration.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Will, I don't think Hilary wants to see you right now.
Will: Why, what did I do to her?
Vivian: You made her miss her appointment with Sergei and she had to settle for his assistant.
Will: So what? [Hilary comes down the stairs] Damn. And I mean that in the nicest possible way, Hil.
Hilary: [grabs Will's throat] I look like a troll doll.
Will: Hilary, don't you think you're overreacting just a tad?
Hilary: Sleep with one eye open.

Quote from Will

Will: This is better than watching the fights with my Uncle Phil.
Michelle Michaels: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Will: Hey, now, how could I not be enjoying myself? I got Vegas, you, me, a Black dude and a White dude beating each other. Life is good.

Quote from Philip

Will: Hey, good morning, Uncle Phil.
Philip: It was a hell of a fight last night, Will.
Will: Oh, yeah, champ ain't no joke, right?
Philip: I was referring to your bout.
Will: They showed that on TV?
Philip: From the first shove to when Sinatra put his toupee back on.

Quote from Will

Philip: Well, it was a nice ride while it lasted, huh?
Will: You know what, Uncle Phil? I think I loved her.
Philip: Oh... Bull. You hardly even knew her.
Will: No, no. Uncle Phil, I knew her. You know what I'm saying? I knew her.
Philip: You might have known her intimately. But you didn't know her well. Come on, face it, Will. It was the lifestyle you're in love with.
Will: Yo, time out. You trying to say that the only reason I loved her was because she was rich and let me sponge off of her?
Philip: Uh-huh.
Will: Then I love you too, Uncle Phil.

Quote from Will

Jazz: I'm in.
Carlton: I call.
Mike: Me too. What you got, man?
Will: Oh, it's so pretty. It's just so pretty. If I had two sets of lips, I'd kiss myself. Boom! Trump aces. [laughs]

Quote from Will

Carlton: Well, it's 9:30. Time to turn in. The Peacock's catering a big party tomorrow night after Michelle Michaels' concert. I suggest you get some shuteye, mister. We'll be melon balling at 0600.
Mike: I can't believe you'll be hanging out with Michelle Michaels. She is a goddess.
Will: Please, she put her bra on one cup at a time just like everybody else.
Jazz: I'd pay big money to see that.

Quote from Will

Carlton: What's Friday night?
Will: There's people coming. We're gonna watch the fight on Pay Per View.
Carlton: Look, Will, I have better things to do with my Friday nights than sit around, watching some stupid boxing match on TV.
Will: Well, you overlooked one small fact, Carlton.
Carlton: What's that?
Will: You weren't invited.

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