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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: When You Hit Upon A Star

417. When You Hit Upon A Star

Aired January 31, 1994

Will misses his own surprise birthday party when he starts hanging out with a famous singer, Michelle Michaels (Stacey Dash).

Quote from Carlton

Will: Relax, squeeky. It's just a dumb old party.
Carlton: You don't look at the big picture, do you? Today, Michelle Michaels, tomorrow, Gloria Estefan. And then, dare I dream, Michael Bolton.

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Quote from Geoffrey

Hilary: Look, I'm giving up a hair appointment with Sergei to hang out with Will and his loser friends.
Ashley: Will's friends are not losers.
Jazz: Greetings, y'all.
Philip: Jazz, to what do we owe your presence?
Geoffrey: My guess would be inbreeding.

Quote from Jazz

Jazz: I'm taking care of the entertainment for Will's party.
Philip: Jazz, I've already shelled out for a DJ.
Jazz: Perfect. Now we have music for my stripper.
Vivian: Oh, no, You are not bringing a naked woman into my house.
Jazz: Oh, no, no. You don't understand, Mrs. Banks. She don't come in naked. Uh-oh.
[Vivian grabs Jazz by the collar and then throws him out through the back door]

Quote from Geoffrey

Ashley: Will, I cannot believe Michelle Michaels actually spoke to you.
Carlton: Hey, I checked her coat.
Geoffrey: Really? I wonder who'll play you in the movie of her life?

Quote from Will

Ashley: You know what, Will? Maybe I'll get you Michelle Michaels' new CD for your birthday.
Will: Oh, my goodness, that's right. I do have a birthday coming up. You know, it just totally slipped my mind. Now, now, listen. Nothing too fancy. Something in a hatchback will do just fine.
Vivian: Will, you're impossible to surprise, so this year, we're not doing anything special.
Hilary: [enters] Okay, we're all set. Birthday reservations at Wolfgang Puck's new restaurant.
Carlton: Hilary.
Will: Oh, that's all right. Don't worry about it. Aunt Viv, you can still surprise me with that red sweater you hiding in the upstairs closet. Wolfgang Puck, huh?

Quote from Hilary

Will: Then, after the concert, she took me to this fly restaurant called Chez Pinette.
Hilary: Chez Pinette? Isn't that up near San Francisco?
Will: Oh, did I forget to tell y'all? She flew me up there in her private jet.
Vivian: What?
Ashley: Michelle has a private jet?
Will: Listen, she got a private jet. She has yacht.
Hilary: Does she have a brother?

Quote from Hilary

Philip: Hilary, is the coast clear?
Hilary: No, there's gonna be patchy morning fog with limited visibility.
Philip: I meant is Will gone?
Hilary: Yeah, he's gone.

Quote from Carlton

Vivian: Okay, Hilary, you are getting the DJ and I arranged for the caterer.
Philip: Why do I have to pay for a caterer if I have a butler?
Vivian: Philip complains. That only leaves the cake.
Carlton: All set. I ordered a Sunny the Seal ice-cream cake. His sleek little body is made of chocolatey goodness and he balances a ball of tutti-frutti sherbet on his buttercream nose.
Hilary: You are way too into this.
Carlton: I guess at your age, birthdays are no longer a cause for celebration.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Will, I don't think Hilary wants to see you right now.
Will: Why, what did I do to her?
Vivian: You made her miss her appointment with Sergei and she had to settle for his assistant.
Will: So what? [Hilary comes down the stairs] Damn. And I mean that in the nicest possible way, Hil.
Hilary: [grabs Will's throat] I look like a troll doll.
Will: Hilary, don't you think you're overreacting just a tad?
Hilary: Sleep with one eye open.

Quote from Will

Will: This is better than watching the fights with my Uncle Phil.
Michelle Michaels: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Will: Hey, now, how could I not be enjoying myself? I got Vegas, you, me, a Black dude and a White dude beating each other. Life is good.

Quote from Philip

Will: Hey, good morning, Uncle Phil.
Philip: It was a hell of a fight last night, Will.
Will: Oh, yeah, champ ain't no joke, right?
Philip: I was referring to your bout.
Will: They showed that on TV?
Philip: From the first shove to when Sinatra put his toupee back on.

Quote from Will

Philip: Well, it was a nice ride while it lasted, huh?
Will: You know what, Uncle Phil? I think I loved her.
Philip: Oh... Bull. You hardly even knew her.
Will: No, no. Uncle Phil, I knew her. You know what I'm saying? I knew her.
Philip: You might have known her intimately. But you didn't know her well. Come on, face it, Will. It was the lifestyle you're in love with.
Will: Yo, time out. You trying to say that the only reason I loved her was because she was rich and let me sponge off of her?
Philip: Uh-huh.
Will: Then I love you too, Uncle Phil.

Quote from Will

Jazz: I'm in.
Carlton: I call.
Mike: Me too. What you got, man?
Will: Oh, it's so pretty. It's just so pretty. If I had two sets of lips, I'd kiss myself. Boom! Trump aces. [laughs]

Quote from Will

Carlton: Well, it's 9:30. Time to turn in. The Peacock's catering a big party tomorrow night after Michelle Michaels' concert. I suggest you get some shuteye, mister. We'll be melon balling at 0600.
Mike: I can't believe you'll be hanging out with Michelle Michaels. She is a goddess.
Will: Please, she put her bra on one cup at a time just like everybody else.
Jazz: I'd pay big money to see that.

Quote from Will

Carlton: What's Friday night?
Will: There's people coming. We're gonna watch the fight on Pay Per View.
Carlton: Look, Will, I have better things to do with my Friday nights than sit around, watching some stupid boxing match on TV.
Will: Well, you overlooked one small fact, Carlton.
Carlton: What's that?
Will: You weren't invited.

Quote from Will

Will: Whoa, now, hold it. Now, don't think of this just as a backstage pass. Think of it more as a merit badge. Now, what are you going to do to earn it? You got to do something because I ain't giving it away. You know what I'm saying?

Quote from Carlton

Michelle Michaels: Do you like it?
Will: Well, you got some beats. You do got some beats. And you mix some lyrics with your beats, and you blended them.
Michelle Michaels: Be honest.
Will: I think it stinks.
Carlton: I apologize, Miss Michaels. He's from a foreign land. Back to work, Vladimir. Carlton Banks here. I balled your melons.

Quote from Will

Michelle Michaels: So is there anything you do like about my record?
Will: Oh, yeah. That cover is slamming, you know. How long it take you to get all that honey off you, girl, you know? You look all sticky and everything, you know. I'm sorry. I'm just acting stupid, you know. Yeah. I'm just tripping. I can't believe that I'm actually talking to Michelle Michaels.
Michelle Michaels: And I can't believe I'm actually talking to... Who are you?
Will: Oh, Will Smith, of the Philadelphia Smiths.

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Miss Michaels?
Michelle Michaels: Yes?
Geoffrey: Don't think of me as just a manservant, think of me as a pleasure dome.

Quote from Will

Michelle Michaels: So do you wanna come to my concert tonight? You can watch from backstage.
Will: Oh, goodness. See, tonight is dime-a-frame bowling night, you know. Top scorer gets those cute little shoes and I just couldn't miss that.
Michelle Michaels: I'll send a limo for you at 6.

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