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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: The Young and the Restless

118. The Young and the Restless

Aired January 21, 1991

When Hattie (Virginia Capers) comes to town after having the flu, Phil wants his mother to take it easy.

Quote from Will

Will: Granny!
Hattie: Oh, sugar! Will, as handsome as ever.
Carlton: Grandma, as generous as ever.
Will: Granny, did you notice how Carlton's grown? He's almost into adult sizes.
Hattie: Well, congratulations, dear.

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Quote from Will

Will: Well, there's this girl named Tanya, I met her at the mall. She works in a fancy men's store where even the underwear comes from Europe. I don't know if she'd go out with anybody in local drawers.
Hattie: Sets to mind a heifer we once had.
Will: You ain't seen Tanya.
Hattie: You listen up. Now, Petunia had two bulls liking her. One a big strong Angus with a chest as wide as a Chevy.
Will: Oh, that one's me, right?
Hattie: The other one was a slim, handsome Jersey. A real lady's bull.
Will: Ah, word to Granny. That one's me, right?
Hattie: Now, all season long, Petunia just couldn't decide. So come fall, she ups and picks the Angus. See?
Will: No.
Hattie: Why, by then, breeding season was over.
Will: Maybe if you changed it to cats or something.

Quote from Geoffrey

Hilary: What is that smell?
Hattie: Watch your step. The floor is wet.
Philip: Mother, what are you doing?
Hattie: I'm picking apples from a cherry tree. What does it look like I'm doing? I'm giving your floor a good hand scrubbing.
Vivian: That's Geoffrey's job.
Hattie: No, it ain't.
Geoffrey: [enters] I have begun the mulch pile, madam.
Hattie: Fine, Geoffrey, I'll be out to look at it directly, right after I flip the mattresses.
Philip: Hold on, Mama. Geoffrey?
Geoffrey: Sorry, sir, but she threatened me with a whupping.

Quote from Will

Will: Yo, DJ Granny. What's going on?
Hattie: Nothing. And your uncle aims to keep it that way. Oh, I know he means well but a body has to feel useful.
Will: Useful? You know that girlie advice you gave me? It worked like a charm.
Hattie: Really?
Will: I don't remember it exactly but I just walked up to her and said: "Hey, Tanya. Bulls and cows need to get together before it starts snowing."
Hattie: And she understood that?
Will: No, but she liked my hair.

Quote from Carlton

Vivian: I don't understand. Where would they be at this hour?
Carlton: The Heavy D concert. I accidentally overheard Will on the phone when I was trying to clean my receiver.
Philip: Will probably dragged my mother with him. I'm going down there.
Carlton: I'm going with you, Dad. It's a rap concert. You want to be with someone who knows how to be hip.

Quote from Philip

Hattie: Don't go giving me that look, Zeke. That's the same look you give me at the county fair when I wouldn't let you climb up the greasy pole. Now, you're not all that mad with me, are you?
Philip: Well, Mama, yes, I am. I try to set some rules down for Will and you undermined my authority. I know how to handle things. I am an adult.
Hattie: I am, too, Zeke.
Philip: I know that.
Hattie: Do you? How many adults do you tell to take a nap?
Philip: Mama, I was just worried about you.
Hattie: But I'm fine, baby.
Philip: I know. When you had the flu and I talked to you on the phone, you sounded so small. I just want you to live a long time.
Hattie: Then, Zeke, let me live.

Quote from Will

Will: I'm telling you, Ashley, it's the perfect thing for Granny's visit. Look, we enter here, we go past the llamas and giraffes, take a look at the monkey house and then end with a ride on the Ferris wheel.
Ashley: Will, for the last time we are not breaking into Michael Jackson's house.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: [to Hattie] So it turned out I did get an "A" in my English mid-term and the A minus was in Math. What a crazy week that was. So anyway, that takes us up to the spring quarter. That's when l-
Philip: Worked hard, got good grades, made the honor roll, the end.

Quote from Carlton

Will: Hey, Granny, I've been looking through the guidebooks I found an attraction with your name written all over it.
Hattie: What's that, honey?
Will: Raging Waters.
Philip: Are you insane?
Carlton: It's a little late to be asking.

Quote from Will

Philip: Grandma's here to rest and recuperate. She's just gotten over the flu.
Hattie: I told you it was a cold.
Philip: What did the doctor say?
Hattie: Us country folks don't run to the doctor at every sneeze, sniffle, or broken bone. We are not the spendthrifts you are, Zeke.
Will: Zeke. That one always kills me. Granny, I love when you come to visit. Did you bring the picture of him and the goat? [Phil sighs]
Hattie: Never leave home without it.
Will: [laughs] Oh, yes, sir, I'll be getting a frame for this one.

Quote from Will

Hattie: Will you look at you two? You could enter a beauty contest.
Ashley: Grandma.
Hilary: Really? I never gave it much thought.
Will: Just think, Hilary, for the talent portion, you could twirl a checkbook.

Quote from Geoffrey

Ashley: Grandma, are we gonna do some more crafts while you're here?
Hattie: We sure are. Geoffrey!
Geoffrey: Yes, madam?
Hattie: Ashley and I are going to be doing some art. So we're going to need 50 Popsicle sticks, two bags of macaroni wheels, and lots and lots of glitter.
Geoffrey: I'm way ahead of you, Madam. In anticipation of your visit I have saved two dozen egg cartons.
Hattie: Oh, thank you, Geoffrey, but we won't be making purses this time.

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: Speaking of art, I thought we could go to the museum. They have a display on 100-year-old quilts.
Hattie: Oh, honey, I got one of them in the back of my truck.
Hilary: I know what'd be perfect for Grandma: A complete day of beauty where the salon does your hair, makeup, nails, and you come out looking fabulous.
Philip: Well, I don't think your grandmother would be interested.
Hilary: Well, then can I do it?

Quote from Philip

Philip: I know we all have plans for Grandma, but let her relax a little bit first.
Hattie: Oh, Sweetie, I feel fine.
Philip: Well, maybe so, Mama, but while you're here I want you to take it easy. You are not to lift a finger. We are gonna treat you like a queen.
Hattie: You said the magic words.

Quote from Geoffrey

Hattie: Excuse me. Did I just win the Kentucky Derby?
Geoffrey: Mr. Banks instructed me to keep you warm at all times.
Hattie: Well, why don't you just light me on fire? I'm already hotter than a dog in a wool wagon. Now git!
Geoffrey: While the gitting's good, madam.

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