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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Save the Last Trance for Me

521. Save the Last Trance for Me

Aired April 17, 1995

After Carlton drags Will to see a magic show, he is hypnotized into believing he's a four-year-old at the ring of a bell.

Quote from Philip

Will: Uh... Hello. I said I'll take him, Uncle Phil.
Philip: Carlton.
Carlton: Got a class.
Will: Uh, Will Smith's in the house. Hello.
Philip: Geoffrey?
Geoffrey: Certainly, sir. I'll just have to make this triple fudge bundt cake tomorrow.
Philip: Mm.
Philip & Will: [in unison] Geoffrey's out.

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Quote from Will

Carlton: All right, suppose they ask you why you wanna go to their school. What do you tell them?
Nicky: I don't know.
Carlton: Of course you do. You say, "I think this school has a nurturing environment which will best realize my education potential."
Will: Or you could say, "In two years, I'll be bigger than you."

Quote from Will

Will: Now I know what Uncle Phil must feel like in a Miata.

Quote from Will

Will: Well, wait till y'all see what Nicky made. Shoot, it's... Uh... This... This is a...
Penny: It looks like a rock.
Will: This is that mountain from Hawaii, Mount Kichikichiyayadada.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Do whatever you want. Just be sure you're back here promptly at 8. We're going to show those people from Considine that we're a warm, caring loving family or I'm going to kill you.
Will: Oh, come on, Uncle Phil, hasn't there been enough Black-on-Black violence? [off Uncle Phil's look] Man, I will see you at 8.

Quote from Philip

Vivian: Philip, this is ridiculous. I hate pretending to be something we're not.
Philip: Oh. Well, fine, Vivian, so Nicky doesn't get into a good school this year. He can stay home with Will watching Power Rangers and making himself dizzy.

Quote from Hilary

Mr. Spiegel: Oh, the World of Discovery series. This one is marvelous. The Ant, Nature's Busiest Worker.
Hilary: Oh, yes. Ants are extremely intelligent. I still can't believe they run their own farms. [laughs]

Quote from Philip

Philip: Well, that hypnotist certainly can put on a show.
Will: Yeah, I'm just glad he unhypnotized me. Too bad we got stuck behind that ice cream truck on the way there.
Carlton: Yeah, those bells turned you into a raving maniac.
Philip: Hey, I missed dinner, okay?

Quote from Will

Will: Look, Carlton, for the last time, no. I do not want a hypnotist at my bachelor party.
Carlton: But, Will, you don't know how incredibly cool it is.
Will: I don't want cool, fool. I want something simple. Just me and my boys barking like seals at naked women. [barking]
Carlton: But, Will, that's so politically incorrect. No one likes naked women anymore, believe me.
Will: Tell me again, why did I make you my best man?
Carlton: You said I'm like the brother you never had.
Will: No, no, I said you like the brother I never wanted.
Carlton: Look, Will, I put a lot of thought into this. The least you can do is keep an open mind.
Will: [sighs] All right, all right, fine. Maybe there is something to this hypnotism stuff. You are getting shorter. When you wake up, you will be very, very short. Damn, see, that stuff does work.

Quote from Will

Vivian: Philip, here are the directions to the Crescent Rock School. Now, you have to have Nicky there for his interview by 10 a.m.
Philip: Wait, that interview was today?
Vivian: Philip, don't tell me you-
Philip: Well, uh... Uh...
Will: Hmm. Distant drums say man with giant pants forget important interview.

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: Will, this is serious. This is one of the top two schools in L.A.
Will: Oh. I was just playing, Aunt Viv. It's cool, relax. I'll take Nicky.
Vivian: Hilary, what are you doing in about two hours?
Hilary: Sorry, Dad, I have a hair appointment.
Philip: Well, can't you cancel it?
Hilary: [laughs] Good one, Daddy.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Ashley, can you drive him?
Ashley: Sure, my bike has a basket.
Will: Well, Uncle Phil, it looks like it's down to me. Or that weird dude that be vacuuming our pool.
Philip: Oh, Gus is here?

Quote from Will

Carlton: Big mistake.
Will: Hey, what are you talking about? What, you think I don't want Nicky to get into a good school? Education is very important to me.
Carlton: Say, don't you have a class now?
Will: Oh, that's not important.

Quote from Will

Carlton: Will, if you don't mind I'm trying to get Nicky ready for his interview.
Will: Well, you need to stop pressuring him. You treat him like a ventriloquist's dummy.
Carlton: That's not what I'm doing.
Will: Nicky, what school do you wanna go to?
Nicky: The best school in L.A. Crescent Rock School.
Will: Yeah, I was wrong, Carlton. You're the dummy.

Quote from Nicky

Penny: Hi, I'm Penny Abigail Jillette. This school has a warm, nurturing atmosphere.
Nicky: I'm Nicky. Is there any apple juice?

Quote from Will

Will: Uh, well, Penny seems to be a really bright little girl. [removes the chair stuck to his behind] Sorry.
Ruby: Um, yes, she is. She started writing poetry at age 3. Now she's publishing a little magazine for the kids on the Internet.
Will: Yeah, well, you know, Nicky be writing too. You know, yeah. You know, he... He just wrote, produced, directed his first screenplay. The Forest Gumby.
Nicky: Look, I can make myself dizzy.
Will: Nick- Nicky. [chuckles] That's a part of his comedy act. Yeah, that one killed them at Def Jam, Junior.

Quote from Will

Miss Jensen: Hi, I'm Miss Jensen, one of the kindergarten teachers. Basically, we're just observing the kids. Seeing how they play, how they interact with one another.
Will: Oh, hey, well, Nicky here is a big interacter. You might call him the last interaction hero, you know.

Quote from Nicky

Nicky: It's really a turtle. He's inside his shell.
Miss Jensen: Is he hiding because he's nervous about going to a new school?
Nicky: No, he's watching Power Rangers.

Quote from Will

Will: [scoffs] What you making now? What, an artificial heart valve?

Quote from Will

Philip: So how'd the interview go?
Will: Oh, great. You know, I mean, not "great" great, you know. But it was good. It was good. You know. You know, not that good, you know. But What is the word I'm looking for?
Philip: Bad?
Will: Worse than that, but I'll go with bad.

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