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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Just Infatuation

124. Just Infatuation

Aired April 29, 1991

After Hilary arranges for a famous young rapper to attend Ashley's party, the birthday girl goes out on her very first date.

Quote from Ashley

Philip: Well, sweetie, how does it feel to be almost 12?
Ashley: Dad, as you get older, birthdays have less and less significance. You know, I really stopped counting at 10.

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Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Hi, kids. I'm Tidy the Clown. We are going to play a new game. It's called Clean Up After Your Spoiled Little Selves.

Quote from Ashley

Little T: Oh, come on. You mean this is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Ashley: I guess not.
Little T: Well, what was?
Ashley: I can't tell you. It's too embarrassing.
Little T: Well, I'll tell you my most embarrassing moment. I was dressing for gym class during a fire drill and I had to run out of the building in my drawers.
Ashley: Okay, okay, I'll tell you mine. It was the Honor Day assembly, right? I was sitting with my legs crossed for the whole time. And when they called my name for the English award, I stood up and started across the stage, only my leg was asleep. And then, thwap! I fell flat on my face. You know, come to think of it, most of my embarrassing moments involve me hitting the floor.

Quote from Philip

Will: I'm telling you, Uncle Phil, he kissed her right on her mouth.
Carlton: It was really more on the cheek.
Will: Yeah, but he was aiming for her mouth and he missed. The kid is not only aggressive, but inaccurate, and that's a dangerous combination.
Philip: You guys are getting all worked up over nothing. He's just a 13-year-old boy.
Will: Uncle Phil, you don't understand. This is serious. I know what goes on in the mind of a 13-year-old boy.
Philip: Considering you still have the mind of a 13-year-old boy.

Quote from Ashley

Ashley: Look. Now, this is a really good picture of him.
Carlton: Who's he?
Ashley: His name is Little T.
Will: Yeah, you know, that kid singer.
Ashley: He's not just a kid singer. He's the coolest, cutest guy in the universe.
Carlton: Some would beg to differ.
Ashley: I've been reading all about him. Listen to this: "He loves video games, cheeseburgers, and basketball. He hates rainy days, anchovies, and phony people." He is so deep.
Will: You're telling me. He likes all the same stuff I like.

Quote from Carlton

Vivian: Carlton, what are you talking about?
Carlton: I just don't think it's healthy that Ashley's so boy crazy. I mean, shouldn't she be playing with those toy ponies with the pink hair?
Philip: Carlton, it's just puppy love. Don't you remember your first crush?
Carlton: Yeah. It was Tootie in The Facts of Life.
Will: Wait. You had a love thing for Tootie? When did you get over it?
Carlton: What do you mean "get over it"? I'd still love to meet her someday. I wonder what I'd say.
Will: How about, "Hello, Tootie, I'm Fruity"?
Carlton: Just because you've never been in love.

Quote from Ashley

Little T: Are you feeling better?
Ashley: I can't believe I just did that. This is so embarrassing.
Little T: It's not so bad.
Ashley: Come on. I've always been planning on things to say if I got a chance to meet you. Then I finally meet you, and I don't even make a sound.
Little T: Well, I don't know about that. You made a pretty good thud when you hit the ground.
Ashley: Did I really? Oh, God, I can't even faint right.

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: Would you like a sandwich?
Hilary: No, thanks, Mom. I'm just too excited. I can never eat before a big date. Do I look okay?
Vivian: Hilary, it's not even your date. It's Ashley's date.
Hilary: Yeah, but still, do I look okay?
Vivian: Hilary, baby, calm down.
Hilary: I'm sorry, Mom, but it's just this is the most exciting day in a girl's life. I mean, it's Ashley's first date. And it's with a celebrity. It is so gratifying to see her developing the right values.

Quote from Vivian

Vivian: Ashley, sweetie, when you walked in from that date with that smile on your face. That's a moment I will always remember.
Ashley: That's nice, Mom.
Vivian: Could you go out and do it again, and I'll go get the camcorder?
Ashley: Mom.
Vivian: Okay, just asking. Good night.

Quote from Philip

Philip: My little princess. I cannot believe my little girl went out on a real date tonight.
Ashley: He's a really nice guy, Daddy.
Philip: I know, but there's something you should know, sweetheart.
Ashley: What?
Philip: I'm never gonna like anybody you bring home.
Ashley: Well, that's awfully fair of you.
Philip: No, it's not that they're not good. It's just that nobody is good enough for you.
Ashley: Good night, Daddy.

Quote from Philip

Vivian: Philip, this kitchen is a mess. I'd appreciate some help, please.
Philip: I'm cleaning out the refrigerator.

Quote from Will

Will: Look, check it out. I got the perfect thing to surprise Ashley with at her birthday party. Yo, Geoffrey! Come on down!
Geoffrey: [o.s.] I'd really rather not, Master William.
Will: Come on, G, they waiting. [Geoffrey enters dressed as a clown] Come on, G, kick it.
Geoffrey: Hi, kids. How are you doodly-do doing? [all else laugh] I have never been more humiliated in my life.
Vivian: I'm sorry, but we're not laughing at you. We're laughing with you.
Will: Yo, that's just them. I'm definitely laughing at you.
Geoffrey: Master William, you could have at least rented a proper clown costume. There's a nasty little stain on my shirt.
Will: There ain't no stain-
Geoffrey: Right there. [As Will looks closely at Geoffrey's shirt, water sprays at him]

Quote from Ashley

Hilary: Come on, aren't you just a little bit excited about your birthday party?
Ashley: Well, I know it's a little immature, but, yes, yes, I can't wait.
Will: So, what are you going to you wish for when you blow your candles out?
Ashley: Well, there is one thing I've been wishing for.
Philip: A doll?
Vivian: A dress?
Will: A game?
Ashley: No. [holds up a picture]
Hilary: A boy!

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Well, I've got the perfect idea for Ashley's birthday present.
Vivian: What's that, sweetheart?
Hilary: I know Little T's agent. He used to go out with my friend Jennifer. I'll bet he could get Ashley a front row seat at Little T's next concert.
Will: Listen, Hilary, if you know his agent you can get something twice as good as that.
Hilary: Oh, two seats.
Will: Let me walk you through this one. Tomorrow is Ashley's birthday party. Ashley has a crush on Little T. Birthday party. Little T. Something beginning to gel here?
Vivian: Wouldn't it be nice if Little T came to Ashley's birthday party?
Philip: That would be so cute.
Hilary: Will everybody please be quiet? I'm trying to think.

Quote from Hilary

Will: Cousin Hilary, this party has been going on for an hour. When is Little T gonna get here?
Hilary: Will, you know nothing about celebrities. They always come to parties fashionably late. For a celebrity, being an hour late is like being half an hour early.
Will: Yeah? Well, if he's not here 15 minutes ago, that's his butt.

Quote from Will

Ashley: Mom, Dad, make him stop.
Vivian: What's the matter, baby?
Ashley: Come on, a clown at a birthday party? It's so babyish.
Will: No, no, it's cool. I'm about to get this party started right. All right, kids, check it out. I'm Ashley's cousin, Will and I'm about to hip y'all to this new style of dancing. It's called dumb dancing, and no matter what you do you got to have a serious mug on the whole time. So y'all peep this here. [dances] All right. Come on. Now you give it a try.
Girl: Yeah, like that'll be happening.
Boy: Yeah, man, who invited the old guy?
Will: My brother, you want to take this outside?

Quote from Carlton

Ashley: Will, will you cut it out? You are wrecking the party. I mean, this stuff is for babies: clowns, dance contests.
Carlton: Hi, kids. Prepare to be amazed. It's time for the great Carltoni.
Ashley: I wish I was never born.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Will's got a good point, Dad. When I was 13, I harbored some pretty impure thoughts about Tootie.

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Master T and Mr. Lee Cohen.
Lee Cohen: Hey, you're English. You know, I represent some English bands. You ever heard of Duran Duran?
Geoffrey: Why, yes.
Lee Cohen: Well, when they came to me, they were just Duran. I added the second Duran, and bang-o!
Geoffrey: You must be so, so proud.

Quote from Will

Carlton: Uh-oh. He's got his arm around her already.
Will: Yeah, that's the same arm I used when I was 13. It's that love arm.
Carlton: We better work fast. Let's roll.
Will: Hey, Ashley, Little T, what's going on?
Ashley: What are you two doing here?
Will: Well, Uncle Phil got hungry, so he sent us to pick up a dozen pizzas.

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