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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 1)

108. Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 1)

Aired October 29, 1990

The whole family go to the mall looking for Halloween costumes for Hilary's party. [clip show]

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: And, Hilary, keep an eye on your little sister.
Hilary: Don't worry, mom, I see shopping at the mall as an educational experience for Ashley. When I see more and more young people shopping by catalog... Well, don't get me started.

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Quote from Philip

Vivian: Alright, Philip, I'll see you at the car at 5 o'clock with the costume?
Philip: Oh, geez, Vivian, can't I wear a black robe and go as Thurgood marshal?
Vivian: Come on, Philip, be creative. Surprise me?
Philip: Okay. How about Sandra Day O'Connor?

Quote from Will

Carlton: All right, Will. Let the great pick-up contest begin.
Will: Carlton, this is gonna be about as much of a contest as Mike Tyson versus Fred Savage.

Quote from Will

Carlton: Okay, back to the bet. A "date" is defined as a female who arrives at the party by midnight tonight.
Will: And let me clarify something for you, Carlton: She has to be a human being. I saw you looking in the pet store.

Quote from Will

Will: Have mercy. What's that, Jody? Yeah, you can pick me up at 8:00, baby. Yes, lord. Your red tube top.
Carlton: Asking out magazines, Will? I don't know. Even paper products have some standards.
Will: What's that, Jody? No, that's as tall as he'll ever be.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Hilary, you know I don't like wearing costumes.
Ashley: But, Dad, I'm coming to Hilary's party as a ballerina.
Philip: Well, that's the one thing I wanted to come as. And it's taken? So sorry.

Quote from Will

Hilary: Please, Daddy, I want my Halloween party to turn out really good. Couldn't you wear, like, a very tailored clown suit or something?
Will: Go on, Uncle Phil. You just throw a hairpiece on and come as Mr. T.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: We better get going. I need to get my costume and the mall closes in eight hours.

Quote from Philip

Vivian: We all need costumes. Let's go. Won't this be fun?
Philip: No.
Vivian: Come on, Philip. Get in the Halloween spirit.
Philip: Boo.

Quote from Will

Will: So, what's that, Carlton? You do not have a date for tonight.
Carlton: Like you do? Who are you taking, Page 42?
Will: Carlton, all I have to do is walk in a mall, and I get any girl I want. It's the law of nature. It's called the survival of the handsomest.
Carlton: Will, I don't even have to step into the mall. Girls surround me in the parking lot and rip the doors off my car.
Will: Would you like to put your money where your mouth is?
Carlton: Ah, a betting man.
Will: I bet you that I get a date and you don't.
Carlton: This is a sucker bet, Will. Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume.
Will: You better buy the mask first.

Quote from Will

Cindy: Welcome to Croissants Aplenty. I'm Cindy, your waitress.
Will: What's up, Cindy? I'm Will and this is Carlton, my geek.
Carlton: Cindy, we need a woman's point of view. Which one of us do you find more attractive?
Cindy: May I take your order?
Carlton: I'll have the goat cheese and the prosciutto croissant.
Will: Y'all got any ribs?

Quote from Hilary

Ashley: Hilary, I really don't think this store's gonna have my ballerina costume.
Hilary: Ashley, sweetie, you don't want to come to my Halloween party as a boring ballerina.
Ashley: But, Hilary, I want to come in something pretty.
Hilary: There. You're Charlie Chaplin.
Ashley: Who is Charlie Chaplin?
Hilary: He was a silent movie star. So take a hint. Let's get my outfits.
Ashley: "Outfits"? How many costumes do you need?
Hilary: At least five. I'm going as a runway model.

Quote from Philip

Salesman: Anything I can help you with, sir?
Philip: No, I'm just browsing. Actually, I'm supposed to be shopping for a Halloween costume. Oh, what's this? Oh, it's one of those things for finding your lost keys?
Salesman: Yes, but this one is totally new. Are you constantly misplacing your keys? Just touch the button on the locator unit, and the keyring emits a gentle beep tone to alert you to the whereabouts.
Philip: Well, that's nice, but what's new about that?
Salesman: Well, suppose you misplace your primary locator unit. Just use the equally handsome secondary unit and listen for the primary unit's own distinctive warbling.
Philip: That's a great idea.

Quote from Philip

Philip: What's this?
Salesman: It's a Dynatronics audio habitat enhancer.
Philip: I could use one of those. What does it do?
Salesman: It produces a pleasant ocean sound, drowning out unpleasant noise pollution. Do you have that problem in your house?
Philip: Boy, do l! My wife's nephew. The first week he moved in with us there was nonstop drumming in the house.

Quote from Vivian

Vivian: Excuse me, I'm looking for that store with the safari clothes. I can't remember the name, but I think there's some produce in it.
Man: Banana Republic.
Vivian: That's it. Thank you.
Man: You have a beautiful speaking voice. You're probably a dynamite singer.
Vivian: Well, I'm okay.
Man: You want to record your own song? $8.95.
Vivian: I really have to shop for a Halloween costume.
Man: Well, that's too bad, because you're the first person I've met who I think could make a professional, quality recording.
[cut to Vivian in a booth singing Dionne Warwick's "I'll Never Fall in Love Again"]

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