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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 1)

108. Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 1)

Aired October 29, 1990

The whole family go to the mall looking for Halloween costumes for Hilary's party. [clip show]

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: And, Hilary, keep an eye on your little sister.
Hilary: Don't worry, mom, I see shopping at the mall as an educational experience for Ashley. When I see more and more young people shopping by catalog... Well, don't get me started.

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Quote from Philip

Vivian: Alright, Philip, I'll see you at the car at 5 o'clock with the costume?
Philip: Oh, geez, Vivian, can't I wear a black robe and go as Thurgood marshal?
Vivian: Come on, Philip, be creative. Surprise me?
Philip: Okay. How about Sandra Day O'Connor?

Quote from Will

Carlton: All right, Will. Let the great pick-up contest begin.
Will: Carlton, this is gonna be about as much of a contest as Mike Tyson versus Fred Savage.

Quote from Will

Carlton: Okay, back to the bet. A "date" is defined as a female who arrives at the party by midnight tonight.
Will: And let me clarify something for you, Carlton: She has to be a human being. I saw you looking in the pet store.

Quote from Will

Will: Have mercy. What's that, Jody? Yeah, you can pick me up at 8:00, baby. Yes, lord. Your red tube top.
Carlton: Asking out magazines, Will? I don't know. Even paper products have some standards.
Will: What's that, Jody? No, that's as tall as he'll ever be.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Hilary, you know I don't like wearing costumes.
Ashley: But, Dad, I'm coming to Hilary's party as a ballerina.
Philip: Well, that's the one thing I wanted to come as. And it's taken? So sorry.

Quote from Will

Hilary: Please, Daddy, I want my Halloween party to turn out really good. Couldn't you wear, like, a very tailored clown suit or something?
Will: Go on, Uncle Phil. You just throw a hairpiece on and come as Mr. T.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: We better get going. I need to get my costume and the mall closes in eight hours.

Quote from Philip

Vivian: We all need costumes. Let's go. Won't this be fun?
Philip: No.
Vivian: Come on, Philip. Get in the Halloween spirit.
Philip: Boo.

Quote from Will

Will: So, what's that, Carlton? You do not have a date for tonight.
Carlton: Like you do? Who are you taking, Page 42?
Will: Carlton, all I have to do is walk in a mall, and I get any girl I want. It's the law of nature. It's called the survival of the handsomest.
Carlton: Will, I don't even have to step into the mall. Girls surround me in the parking lot and rip the doors off my car.
Will: Would you like to put your money where your mouth is?
Carlton: Ah, a betting man.
Will: I bet you that I get a date and you don't.
Carlton: This is a sucker bet, Will. Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume.
Will: You better buy the mask first.

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