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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Will Steps Out

511. Will Steps Out

Aired November 28, 1994

Will and Lisa (Nia Long) are each upset when it seems the other is seeing someone else. Meanwhile, the Banks family win an exercise lesson from Susan Powter.

Quote from Philip

Philip: You know, Geoffrey, I do believe that of all the holidays Thanksgiving is my favorite. Oh, the yams, the cranberry sauce, the pie and, of course, that big old Butterball.
Geoffrey: Well, you are what you eat.
Philip: [laughs] Did you just call me a big old Butterball?
Geoffrey: Nothing gets past you, sir.
Philip: Ha-ha-ha. You know, Geoffrey, if you're going to comment on my girth you could at least put some thought into it.
Geoffrey: I beg your pardon, sir?
Philip: Well, I mean there are just so many more interesting ways to say it. I mean, you could be poetic. His corpulent flesh rolls around his bones like a thick chocolate pudding. Huh? Or scientific. He is so huge that food comes to him from the gravitational pull alone. Huh? Ha-ha-ha. Or you could be quizzical. Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble? You could be ribald, ironic, vaudevillian, whatever. But be creative. You got that?
Geoffrey: Anything you say, sir.
Will: Hey. Hey, what's up? Oh, Uncle Phil. Uh, that elephant that trampled all them people called, he want his butt back.

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Quote from Geoffrey

Ashley: Guess what, Geoffrey. We saw Lisa at the grocery store and Will used the L-word.
Geoffrey: "Leather"?
Ashley: No, "love."
Geoffrey: Tomato, tomato.

Quote from Philip

Will: But, you know, just hypothetically, you know... You know, if I was falling... You know, how would I know?
Philip: When I was going with your Aunt Vivian, I had a lot of nervous energy. Ha, ha. I used to get up every morning at dawn and run through the park.
Will: You used to jog?
Philip: That was a shortcut to the diner where she worked. The one sure way that I could tell that I was in love was that... You know those stupid, sappy love songs I used to make fun of, you know? Well, they started making sense. I mean, this one really did it for me. [sings] I've got sunshine on a cloudy day When it's cold outside I've got the month of May I guess you'll say What can make me feel this way? My girl Talkin' 'bout-
Will: [sobbing] All right, stop, Uncle Phil, stop.

Quote from Will

Will: Well, well, look who's here, Lisa and friend.
Lisa: Oh, we need paper towels and a can opener.
Dana: Is that fat guy following us?
Lisa: What fat guy? Come on.
Dana: Excuse me, is there some reason why you're following us?
Lisa: Will?
Will: Well, it ain't Fat Albert.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Oh, I just love auctions. You wait for the auctioneer to say, "Going once, twice." Then whatever the last bid was, you raise the paddle and double it. [both laugh]
Philip: Give me that.

Quote from Hilary

Auctioneer: Now, who would like to open the bid on the celebrity mystery box? Now, come on, folks. Do I hear a hundred?
Hilary: You know who that is, don't you? It's Michael Jordan.
Will: Aw, come on, ain't no Michael Jordan in that box.
Hilary: No, really, he told me after my show on "Is Bald Sexy?" that he was gonna be auctioned as a prize.

Quote from Hilary

Susan Powter: Come on, guys, the family that works out together gets fit together. Uh, Hilary. Keep going. Hilary, uh, why are you stopping?
Hilary: Excuse me, but I'm, like, starting to sweat.
Susan Powter: Hilary, do you have a problem with me?
Hilary: Nothing personal but you're a talk show host, I'm a talk show host. I mean, you don't see me skateboarding with Montel.

Quote from Geoffrey

Susan Powter: Uh, maybe this is enough for today.
Philip: Oh, well, that's too bad. Thank you so much for coming by, Miss Powter. Maybe we'll see you at the next auction.
Susan Powter: Mr. Banks, I know this was supposed to be a one-day thing but I feel such chemistry between the two of us. I wanna stick around and help you reach your ideal weight.
Geoffrey: Now, if ever there were a lifetime commitment.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Ugh, should've given Hilary the damn paddle. At least we'd be able to drive whatever she bought.
Vivian: Philip, you know, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world to lose a couple... Fifty pounds.
Philip: Well, maybe you're right. A little exercise can't hurt. Tomorrow. Tonight we eat fudge.

Quote from Will

Carlton: Will, what's going on?
Will: Oh, okay. Oh, well, if she gonna be stepping out I ain't gonna be sitting up in the crib like some Silly Putty sucker.
Carlton: You're going to your chicktionary? Let me see.
Will: Carlton, you know the chicktionary rules.
Carlton: Right. Three feet back.

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