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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Will Steps Out

511. Will Steps Out

Aired November 28, 1994

Will and Lisa (Nia Long) are each upset when it seems the other is seeing someone else. Meanwhile, the Banks family win an exercise lesson from Susan Powter.

Quote from Philip

Philip: You know, Geoffrey, I do believe that of all the holidays Thanksgiving is my favorite. Oh, the yams, the cranberry sauce, the pie and, of course, that big old Butterball.
Geoffrey: Well, you are what you eat.
Philip: [laughs] Did you just call me a big old Butterball?
Geoffrey: Nothing gets past you, sir.
Philip: Ha-ha-ha. You know, Geoffrey, if you're going to comment on my girth you could at least put some thought into it.
Geoffrey: I beg your pardon, sir?
Philip: Well, I mean there are just so many more interesting ways to say it. I mean, you could be poetic. His corpulent flesh rolls around his bones like a thick chocolate pudding. Huh? Or scientific. He is so huge that food comes to him from the gravitational pull alone. Huh? Ha-ha-ha. Or you could be quizzical. Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble? You could be ribald, ironic, vaudevillian, whatever. But be creative. You got that?
Geoffrey: Anything you say, sir.
Will: Hey. Hey, what's up? Oh, Uncle Phil. Uh, that elephant that trampled all them people called, he want his butt back.

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Quote from Geoffrey

Ashley: Guess what, Geoffrey. We saw Lisa at the grocery store and Will used the L-word.
Geoffrey: "Leather"?
Ashley: No, "love."
Geoffrey: Tomato, tomato.

Quote from Philip

Will: But, you know, just hypothetically, you know... You know, if I was falling... You know, how would I know?
Philip: When I was going with your Aunt Vivian, I had a lot of nervous energy. Ha, ha. I used to get up every morning at dawn and run through the park.
Will: You used to jog?
Philip: That was a shortcut to the diner where she worked. The one sure way that I could tell that I was in love was that... You know those stupid, sappy love songs I used to make fun of, you know? Well, they started making sense. I mean, this one really did it for me. [sings] I've got sunshine on a cloudy day When it's cold outside I've got the month of May I guess you'll say What can make me feel this way? My girl Talkin' 'bout-
Will: [sobbing] All right, stop, Uncle Phil, stop.

Quote from Will

Will: Well, well, look who's here, Lisa and friend.
Lisa: Oh, we need paper towels and a can opener.
Dana: Is that fat guy following us?
Lisa: What fat guy? Come on.
Dana: Excuse me, is there some reason why you're following us?
Lisa: Will?
Will: Well, it ain't Fat Albert.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Oh, I just love auctions. You wait for the auctioneer to say, "Going once, twice." Then whatever the last bid was, you raise the paddle and double it. [both laugh]
Philip: Give me that.

Quote from Hilary

Auctioneer: Now, who would like to open the bid on the celebrity mystery box? Now, come on, folks. Do I hear a hundred?
Hilary: You know who that is, don't you? It's Michael Jordan.
Will: Aw, come on, ain't no Michael Jordan in that box.
Hilary: No, really, he told me after my show on "Is Bald Sexy?" that he was gonna be auctioned as a prize.

Quote from Hilary

Susan Powter: Come on, guys, the family that works out together gets fit together. Uh, Hilary. Keep going. Hilary, uh, why are you stopping?
Hilary: Excuse me, but I'm, like, starting to sweat.
Susan Powter: Hilary, do you have a problem with me?
Hilary: Nothing personal but you're a talk show host, I'm a talk show host. I mean, you don't see me skateboarding with Montel.

Quote from Geoffrey

Susan Powter: Uh, maybe this is enough for today.
Philip: Oh, well, that's too bad. Thank you so much for coming by, Miss Powter. Maybe we'll see you at the next auction.
Susan Powter: Mr. Banks, I know this was supposed to be a one-day thing but I feel such chemistry between the two of us. I wanna stick around and help you reach your ideal weight.
Geoffrey: Now, if ever there were a lifetime commitment.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Ugh, should've given Hilary the damn paddle. At least we'd be able to drive whatever she bought.
Vivian: Philip, you know, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world to lose a couple... Fifty pounds.
Philip: Well, maybe you're right. A little exercise can't hurt. Tomorrow. Tonight we eat fudge.

Quote from Will

Carlton: Will, what's going on?
Will: Oh, okay. Oh, well, if she gonna be stepping out I ain't gonna be sitting up in the crib like some Silly Putty sucker.
Carlton: You're going to your chicktionary? Let me see.
Will: Carlton, you know the chicktionary rules.
Carlton: Right. Three feet back.

Quote from Philip

Philip: What's the matter, son? You seem down.
Will: Well, something happened last night got me a little worried. I was in the pool house. Oh, man, with this real, real fly honey, man. All systems were go and then they kind of went.
Philip: Don't worry about that, son. Happens to the best of us. And as you get older, it might even seem commonplace.
Will: I mean, I didn't wanna do it. I couldn't get Lisa off my mind.

Quote from Will

Susan Powter: Will, I am so surprised at you. Standing around here watching your uncle dig himself into an early grave.
Carlton: Yeah, you filthy stinking enabler.
Will: Hey, look, wait a minute, I got other things on my mind right now. I ain't got no time for buns of brass and brains of bricks.
Susan Powter: He needs help. You wouldn't talk that way if you walked just one mile in your uncle's shoes.
Will: My uncle can't walk one mile in my uncle's shoes. Listen, why don't you go haunt one of your big-boned friends?
Susan Powter: Big-boned? Okay, I'm gonna show you big-boned.

Quote from Will

Ashley: Will, are you all right?
Will: Yeah, why?
Ashley: You were just singing "Lady" to a melon.
Will: Oh, that's how I check them for ripeness.

Quote from Ashley

Will: Potato chips? What about Susan Powter?
Ashley: Listen, Will, I'm as health conscious as the next person but when she threw out the strawberry Pop-Tarts, she crossed the line. Which reminds me, I'll be right back.

Quote from Will

Lisa: What are you doing?
Will: What am I doing? What are? Oh. What am I doing? What are you doing? I don't believe you, girl. I thought we had something real. Here I am singing stupid love songs about you and thinking about you all the time. Writing your name on every book I own. And you stepping out on me in a grocery store. You know how ridiculous that makes me look? Huh? Do you?
Lisa: Will, for the umpteenth time, I told you, Dana and I are just friends.
Will: Oh, oh. Well, let me tell you about your slimy little friend. He's just trying to gain your confidence, so he'll know when you're most vulnerable. And that's when he's gonna pounce on you like a cheetah on a rabbit.
Lisa: And you believe that?
Will: Believe it? I've done it.
Dana: Hey, man, you've got me all wrong.
Will: Hey, hey, hey. Look here, dude this is between moi and her. We don't need you.

Quote from Will

Lisa: If you are gonna have a relationship with me you are gonna have to trust me. The same way that I trust you not to date anybody else.
Will: Oh, yeah, well, I did date somebody else.
Lisa: Oh, you did?
Will: Yes, I did, last night. One of my friends. She was ready and willing to do anything I wanted to do. Except we couldn't do what I wanted to do because all I wanted to do was be with you.
Lisa: Oh, really?
Will: Yes, really. And do you know why?
Lisa: No, why?
Will: Because I love you.
Lisa: What did you just say?
Will: I said I love you.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: So let's just say I wanted to do an exercise tape. That would bring me, what, 10 million? Though, I wouldn't actually have to touch fat people, would I? Could they just be electronically morphed in later?
Susan Powter: Philip, as much as I'd like to hang around and help you reach your ideal weight, I can't. [to Carlton] I gotta go, because I can't stand being around you. Ooh, you have such a grating personality.
Philip: That's my boy. Ha-ha-ha. Come on, everyone, tuna melts on me.

Quote from Will

Will: Repeat after me.
Carlton: Repeat after me. Sorry.
Will: I accept this gift and all the responsibilities it carries.
Carlton: I accept this gift and all the responsibilities it carries.
Will: I will never betray it.
Carlton: I will never betray it.
Will: I will never abandon it.
Carlton: I will never abandon it.
Will: I will never reveal the secrets which it contains.
Carlton: I will never reveal the secrets which it contains.
Will: Hold out your hands. Carlton, I give you my chicktionary. May it be as good to you as it has been to me.
Carlton: I can feel it. I can feel the power! Yes! Yes!

Quote from Will

Lisa: Who was that?
Will: What? Oh, um, you know, um... That was my beeper.
Lisa: Was it a girl?
Will: Oh, you know, um... You know, it could be a girl or a guy or some mixture.
Lisa: Mm-hm.

Quote from Will

Will: Wow. Hey, I'd love to meet Michael Jordan.
Lisa: Why don't you just have him beep you?
Will: Look, is this beeper a problem? Do you want me to get rid of this beeper? If you want, just say the word and it's gone.
Lisa: Get rid of the beeper.
Will: What am I saying? What would that prove?

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