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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Hex and the Single Guy

407. Hex and the Single Guy

Aired October 25, 1993

When Hilary takes her family to a seance to say goodbye to Trevor, Will disrespects the psychic.

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Can I help you?
INS Agent: Are you Geoffrey Butler?
Geoffrey: Yes, I am. And you must be the woman of my dreams. [she handcuffs Geoffrey] You are! Ooh.

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Quote from Will

Will: Oh, boy, I love this. Halloween, the only night a Black man can walk around in this neighborhood with a mask on and not get arrested.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Oh, what a night. I made a killing. Twenty-six Milky Ways. And the Democrats say there's a recession.
Philip: What are you supposed to be?
Carlton: My idol, Macaulay Culkin. You know why he's my idol?
Will: Why? Because y'all the same height?
Carlton: No, because his movies have grossed over half a billion dollars worldwide. Not to mention, he's one heck of an actor.

Quote from Geoffrey

Ashley: The whole thing gave me the creeps, Geoffrey. Do you really think a person can be cursed?
Geoffrey: How do you think I ended up here?

Quote from Jazz

Hilary: We're gonna name our first son after you, Daddy.
Jazz: By the way, I thought we could get started tonight.
Philip: That's it.
[Jazz throws Uncle Phil out of the house]

Quote from Carlton

Ashley: I can't believe it's been two months since Trevor's bungee accident.
Vivian: Thank God, Hilary seems to be doing better. For a while there, she seemed so crushed.
Carlton: Not any more than Trevor.

Quote from Hilary

Will: Hil, Hil, listen. Um, about you dating Trevor... Oh, gosh, how can I put this gently? I can't, he's dead.
Carlton: Will, Hilary's been through a lot. I'm sure she has a rational explanation for what she's saying.
Hilary: Of course, I do. There's a TV psychic who can channel Trevor's spirit.
Carlton: Okay, I owe you one.
Hilary: His name is Skorpius and I've arranged for a seance.
Philip: Hilary, sweetheart. You don't really believe in this seance mumbo jumbo, do you?
Hilary: Believe in it? I spent $300 for it.
Philip: Honey, you spent $300 on a seance?
Hilary: Not on the seance, for the seance.

Quote from Geoffrey

Vivian: Geoffrey. It's Halloween. It's supposed to be fun for the children.
Geoffrey: Oh, tell it to Barney.

Quote from Will

Hilary: Let's go, everyone. I don't wanna keep Trevor waiting.
Will: What's the rush? Ain't like he going nowhere.

Quote from Hilary

Carlton: Wow, this place is really creepy.
Hilary: I know. Who would put a deco table on a Persian rug?

Quote from Hilary

Skorpius: I will now make contact with Trevor Collins. Everyone join hands. Spirit guides, I summon you. This humble earthly vessel awaits. Fill me with your essence.
Will: Seem like some medium ain't paid their electric bill, huh?
Skorpius: I'm getting a message from the spirits. Oh, they wish me to tell you: "Shut your pie hole." Oh, I feel a presence in the room. A tall, good-looking man whose life revolves around news.
Hilary: That's Trevor. I know his vibration.

Quote from Carlton

Skorpius: Trevor has left the building.
Hilary: I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
Ashley: Couldn't we try again?
Skorpius: I couldn't possibly traverse the void again. Tonight, that is. Of course, there's always tomorrow.
Carlton: And miss Saved By The Bell? I don't think so.

Quote from Will

Will: Hey, y'all, check it out, I got me a party to hit. So if I hook up with some babe tonight, I promise to practice safe hex.

Quote from Carlton

Philip: You all right, sweetheart?
Ashley: I think I sprained my ankle, and my big tournament is tomorrow. Why would the machine go haywire like that?
Carlton: It's the you-know-what. I'm telling you, Dad, it's gonna pick us off one by one until we all end up on Unsolved Mysteries.

Quote from Geoffrey

INS Agent: Geoffrey Butler, I'm agent Wanda Davis, lmmigration and Naturalization. You're in this country illegally.
Will: Uncle Phil.
INS Agent: No buts, Butler. You're being deported. Let's go.
Carlton: Oh, God. The hex has gone international.
Uncle Phil: Don't worry, I'll get the best lawyer in town.
Geoffrey: I don't need a lawyer. What I need is a judge who can be bought off, like you.
Philip: I was framed, I tell you, framed.

Quote from Philip

Philip: What is this bill, Vivian? Two thousand dollars for flowers?
Vivian: That's for Trevor's perpetual care.
Philip: What?
Vivian: He was Hilary's fiance.
Philip: Oh, they get you coming, they get you going.

Quote from Hilary

Philip: Hilary is just exhibiting that old Banks resiliency. Why, if you ask me, I'd say she's back to normal.
Geoffrey: Whatever that is.
Hilary: [enters] Guess who I'm going out with tonight?
Philip: Who, sweetheart?
Hilary: Trevor.

Quote from Geoffrey

Hilary: Skorpius says I need to bring at least four loved ones to create enough psychic energy to reach Trevor. So, what do you guys say?
Geoffrey: I say, thank God, I'm not a loved one.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: You don't understand. Trevor's bungee accident left everything up in the air. [Will stops himself from interjecting] I need closure.

Quote from Vivian

Vivian: [sobs] I guess we're just not a close family anymore. I guess Hilary's wellbeing just is not important.
I guess nobody cares for her the way I do.
Will: I'll go with you, Aunt Viv. I can go to my party later, okay?
Philip: All right, all right, all right, I'm on board.
Carlton: But it'll cut into my trick-or-treating time. Oh, all right.
Philip: Come on, Will. Let's go tell Hilary. [all exit]
Vivian: [to Ashley] Learn from me, child.

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