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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Did the Earth Move for You?

201. Did the Earth Move for You?

Aired September 9, 1991

After Philip gets the family tickets to the People's Choice Awards, an earthquake hits as they make their way to the event. Meanwhile, Will is moving fast with his new girlfriend, Kathleen (Tisha Campbell).

Quote from Vivian

Philip: What took you so long?
Vivian: Oh, I just spent an hour chasing my outfit on the new rotating dress rack.
Philip: Why didn't you set the variable speed adjuster?
Vivian: Philip, these gadgets are making my life miserable.
Philip: Baby, you're the one that's wanted to redecorate.
Vivian: Well, yeah, I wanted to keep up with the Joneses, honey, not the Jetsons!

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Quote from Vivian

Geoffrey: Another minute, madam, and perhaps we'll have a diamond.
Vivian: I don't know why Philip insisted on putting in all these new gadgets. To heat something up, I have to be Lt. Uhura of the Starship Enterprise.

Quote from Vivian

Ashley: Takeout food again?
Vivian: Well, we were having leg of lamb but I accidentally put the oven on self-cleaning and now the door won't open.
Hilary: Takeout again?
Vivian: No, Hilary, I bought a new set of Styrofoam.
Carlton: Gosh, Mom, who put the rusty nails in your granola?
Vivian: Look, all this hi-tech has got me a little on edge. I'm so sorry, sweetie.
Philip: Takeout food again? What happened to the leg of lamb?
Vivian: It's being cleaned! Is that a problem?

Quote from Geoffrey

Philip: Geoffrey, where have you been? I've been looking all over for you.
Geoffrey: Mrs. Banks sent me on some errands. That is my job. I am but a lowly servant.
Philip: Geoffrey, it took some doing, but I managed to get you a ticket.
Geoffrey: Thank you sir. I am most grateful. Now I won't have to slash your tires.

Quote from Will

Will: [sings] I'm stuck in a basement Sittin' on a tricycle Girl gettin' on my nerves Goin' out of my mind I thought she was fine Don't know if her body is hers

Quote from Will

Kathleen: Forget it. I don't need you to do anything for me. Could you open this?
Will: Thought you ain't need me to do nothing for you.
Kathleen: Just open it.
Will: What's the magic word?
Kathleen: Now!
Will: [imitates buzzer] Guess again. Here, look, I can't open this thing.
Kathleen: I thought you supposed to be the big man.
Will: Look, you the one that's hungry. Use your fingernails.
Kathleen: Look, look. [removes artificial nails] Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Knock yourself out.
Will: Okay, look, Kathleen, in the last three hours you took out your eyeballs, your fingernails your eyelids, and your hair. Now what else on your body can I get at the mall?

Quote from Will

Kathleen: Yeah, your mom sucks breath mints, too! And I never really thought your ears were cute, I just thought they were big.
Will: Yeah, well, a lot of women seem to find them extremely attractive.
Kathleen: Oh, yeah, like who? Dumbo's mother?
Will: Well, I'm sorry, but I couldn't find any Lee Press-On Ears.
Kathleen: You know, Will, I am so glad we got stuck down here together. It gave me a chance to see who you really are.
Will: You know, it gave me a chance to see who you really are, too. And most of you is in a pile over there on the floor!
Kathleen: Yeah, right next to your stupid teddy bear.
Will: Hey, hey, don't be dissing my bear!
Kathleen: Well, don't be dissing my hair.

Quote from Will

Kathleen: Will? It's over, Will, we're all right.
Will: Nuh-uh. The ground moved, all right? The ground. The ground moved, all right? The ground moved!
Kathleen: Baby, it was just a little earthquake.
Will: Baby, no, listen, no. The ground moved, okay? The ground. The ground moved. Nobody was bothering it, it just moved, all right?
Kathleen: But it's over now, and we're fine.
Will: I am not fine, all right? I'm a grown man and I'm sitting under a table hugging a teddy bear. I am not fine.

Quote from Ashley

Ashley: [sings] A-dab-a-doo time We'll have a gay old time [shouts] Wilma! [talks] So what do you want to sing?
Hilary: How about Go Away Little Girl?

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Why don't we listen to the radio? [classical music plays]
Carlton: With all due respect, Geoffrey, I'll pick the station.
Hilary: Let me do it.
Ashley: I'm not listening to that.
Carlton: Well, I'm not listening to that.
Hilary: Cut it out, you guys!
Ashley: You cut it out!
Hilary: Don't you talk to me like that!
Ashley: l will talk to you- [Geoffrey removes the radio dial and throws it out the window]
Carlton: Geoffrey, what did you do that for?
Geoffrey: It was either the knob or one of you.

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