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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 1)

614. Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 1)

Aired February 12, 1996

Ashley gets signed to a modeling agency, until Will and Carlton interfere. Meanwhile, Uncle Phil considers getting into politics.

Quote from Geoffrey

Philip: Geoffrey, would lay my clothes out for this evening and get some flowers and candy here ASAP.
Vivian: That man is on thin ice.
Geoffrey: I'll alert the fish.

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Quote from Geoffrey

Will: Good morning, Ash.
Ashley: What's good about it?
Will: What's good about it? Who did they just make assistant head counter girl at Dippity Do Dog, huh?
Ashley: Oh, please. I hate my job. It's dirty, it's demeaning, and I have to work for a bunch of ingrates.
Geoffrey: You'll get used to it.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: I'm gonna fade into the background if you don't get some highlighter on my cheekbones. Use number seven. And, blend, man, blend.

Quote from Carlton

Geoffrey: Sir, there's a Mr. Joe Winters to see you.
Philip: Oh, great. I didn't know he was coming by. Well, he's the head of the Republicans for a Better Society.
Carlton: Republicans for a Better Society? You gotta get me a T-shirt.
Vivian: What's he here for?
Philip: Well, they have this crazy idea that I should become involved in politics.
Vivian: Oh, politics. That's such a dirty corrupt business filled with nothing but self-interest.
Philip: Yeah.
Carlton: Ooh. I've got goose bumps.
Philip: Well, I'm just gonna listen to him. I don't wanna be rude.
Carlton: The mark of a true politician. Tell them what they wanna hear.

Quote from Geoffrey

Hilary: Geoffrey, what do you know about wine?
Geoffrey: I know no one does it better than you, Miss Hilary.
Hilary: I'm going out with a wine connoisseur tonight and I really want to impress him.
Geoffrey: Wear something low-cut.
Hilary: Well, duh.

Quote from Will

Will: Miss Pemberton.
Jewel Pemberton: Don't say another word. Turn your head to the right.
Will: Should I cough or something?
Jewel Pemberton: Shh! Strong features. Oh. Good frame. Yes. Oh. Yes. Oh, and I love the ears. Don't change them. Handsome, but real. Like you were West Philadelphia born and raised. You're hired. [looks at Carlton] I'm not sure about you. But you might be right for the husky pre-teen division.
Carlton: Huh?

Quote from Will

Will: Ah, ha, ha! Uncle Phil's in the house. Give your little nephew Willie from Philly a little huggy buggy.
Philip: Get off me.
Will: Well, well, no more running out of the house in the morning. No more trial. No more breakfast for the rest of us.
Vivian: I'm so glad the trial is over because now we can get to all those things we've been putting off.
Philip: Ah.
Will: Mm. Ha, ha. Sounds like somebody got a little booty duty, huh, Uncle Phil?

Quote from Ashley

Jewel Pemberton: What kind of mineral water do you have?
Ashley: Uh, the only water we have is in that fountain over there.
Jewel Pemberton: Do I look like I drink out of the public water supply? Now, why don't you be a dear and run out and get me some Pellegrino?
Ashley: I'm sorry, I can't do that. I'm a little busy right now.
Jewel Pemberton: Do you realize you're talking to Jewel Pemberton?
Ashley: Ooh. The same Jewel Pemberton who's gonna order something off the menu or get out of the line?
Jewel Pemberton: I didn't build this country's top modeling agency by putting up with such insolence. Young lady, you will never serve lunch in this town again.
Ashley: Is that a promise?

Quote from Ashley

Jewel Pemberton: Just turn your head a little to the right. You are beautiful. Your hair. Oh! Your bone structure. Your figure. Has anyone ever talked to you about modeling?
Ashley: Just this old guy that comes in here with a Polaroid.
Jewel Pemberton: How would you like to come work for Pemberton?
Ashley: Uh... What kind of water did you say you wanted?

Quote from Ashley

Ashley: I got discovered today. I'm gonna be a model.
Carlton: It's not that old guy with the Polaroid, is it?

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Ashley, you realize that modeling is a field in which they judge you solely on your looks? God, you are so lucky.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Ashley, modeling is a waste of time. Oh, sure, you'll travel the world, wear beautiful clothes and make millions of dollars, but that's it.

Quote from Will

Ashley: Oh, Daddy, Pemberton Modeling Agency wants me to sign with them.
Will: Come on, Uncle Phil. This is Ashley's big chance for me to meet Naomi Campbell.
Ashley: They're talking about putting me in a show.
Will: A big show. After which all the models are gonna wanna come home with Ashley and have coffee. Geoffrey, start making some damn coffee.

Quote from Will

Will: Hey, Ashley, you know the way to get in good with the agency? You should throw, like, a little, you know, model slumber party.
Ashley: Thanks, Will.
Will: You know what, forget it. Forget the slumber party. Hey. Just invite them all over and we all just get butt-naked right here.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Look, Vivian, I did not know they were gonna keep me so late. But I'm gonna make it up to you. I bought us tickets for the ballet.
Vivian: But, Philip, you hate the ballet.
Philip: Worse than holding your purse, Vivian. That's how sorry I am.

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