Monk Quotes
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- Season 1
- Season 2
- 201 Mr. Monk Goes Back to School
- 202 Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico
- 203 Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame
- 204 Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus
- 205 Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
- 206 Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater
- 207 Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect
- 208 Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
- 209 Mr. Monk and the 12th Man
- 210 Mr. Monk and the Paperboy
- 211 Mr. Monk and the Three Pies
- 212 Mr. Monk and the TV Star
- 213 Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
- 214 Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife
- 215 Mr. Monk Gets Married
- 216 Mr. Monk Goes to Jail
- Season 3
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- Season 5
- Season 6
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- Season 8
Monk
Adrian Monk is a former police officer turned private consultant, whose obsessive compulsions took over his life following the death of his wife.
Starring:
Tony Shalhoub, Traylor Howard, Bitty Schram, Jason Gray-Stanford, Ted Levine.
Recurring Actors:
Stanley Camel, Hector Elizondo, Tim Bagley, Jarrad Paul, John Turturro, Sarah Silverman, Emmy Clarke, Max Morrow / Kane Ritchotte.
Original Run: 2002-2009.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Harold Krenshaw in Mr. Monk Fights City Hall
Harold Krenshaw: As you all know, we lost a dear friend this week. Eileen Hill's body was discovered earlier this morning. Let us pray that the San Francisco police catch her killer and bring him or her to justice. Or if they don't catch him, let us pray that Eileen's murder was the work of a random nut job, or frustrated ex-Boyfriend, and not some kind of a masked vigilante, who, for some reason, has a personal vendetta against the City Council, and is determined to slaughter us, one member at a time, picking us off when we least expect it, using a different, yet somehow appropriate method for each of his grisly killings. Amen.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is At Your Service
Natalie: Are you afraid of frogs?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I've never been this close to one. [A frog lands on Monk's shoe] Yes. The answer is yes. Put frogs on the list. Where's the list?
Natalie: I got it. I got it. Where does it go?
Adrian Monk: Put them between possums and, uh, soccer riots. No, no, no. Uh, after after soccer riots. And before, uh, before hailstones. Yeah, so it goes...
Natalie: I got it, I got it: Soccer riots, frogs, hailstones.
Adrian Monk: At least now we know. Information really is power.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Election
Captain Stottlemeyer: Disher told me that you put the grenade in the refrigerator.
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And then he said you went back and opened it again. You just had to straighten something out, didn't you? I'm gonna ask the Mayor to give you a medal for what you did. And then I'm gonna ask the Mayor to take that medal back. Because you just had to open that door, didn't you?
Adrian Monk: So it's a wash?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, it's a wash.
Quote Collections
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A collection of the more unusual "Here's what happened" summations.
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Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- 607. Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
- 707. Mr. Monk's 100th Case
- 808. Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy
- 315. Mr. Monk and the Election
- 816. Mr. Monk and the End (Part Two)
- 212. Mr. Monk and the TV Star
- 810. Mr. Monk and Sharona
- 507. Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink
- 304. Mr. Monk Gets Fired
- 506. Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion
Most Popular Episodes
- 616. Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)
- 502. Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike
- 514. Mr. Monk Visits a Farm
- 515. Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy
- 510. Mr. Monk and the Leper
- 306. Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
- 205. Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
- 213. Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
- 615. Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part One)
- 603. Mr. Monk and the Naked Man