Monk Quote of the Day
Wednesday, February 1, 2023
Dr. Kroger: You know, it's a confusing time, not just for you, but for everyone. It's hard to feel centered. These days, it's hard to even know where the center is. What are you feeling right now?
Sharona: Well, I feel weird being here like I'm trespassing. [Dr. Kroger chuckles] I bet those pillows must drive him crazy, huh?
Dr. Kroger: I'm not at liberty to say.
Sharona: Well, I see my window is cleaner than your window. That's got to be him.
Dr. Kroger: Sometimes I wish that we could switch seats, so I could get this window a little...
Tuesday, January 31, 2023
Sheriff Bates: It's the biggest feed store in the county. Roger's father in law owns it. He lets Roger run it.
Adrian Monk: I don't wanna tell you, but those bags smell like...
Sheriff Bates: Well, that's exactly what they are. That's fertilizer.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. My God, this is worse than drug trafficking. You gotta nail this guy.
Monday, January 30, 2023
Sharona: "So, Sharona, how are you doing? What have you been up to?" Well, thank you very much for asking. I am still in Jersey. And I'm nursing again.
Adrian Monk: Really? But isn't Benjy like 17?
Sharona: No, I'm working as a nurse.
Adrian Monk: Oh, that's different.
Sunday, January 29, 2023
Ambrose Monk: Captain. I- I have your coffee, Captain.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you. Why is it numbered?
Ambrose Monk: Mother numbered all the mugs.
Adrian Monk: So we'd always put them back in the right order.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Of course she did. What did she do if a mug got broken?
Ambrose Monk: What?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What happened if a mug got broken?
Ambrose Monk: Number nine. It slipped. I couldn't help it.
Adrian Monk: Ambrose, not now.
Ambrose Monk: It was not my fault.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm sorry.
Ambrose Monk: It was not my fault.
Saturday, January 28, 2023
Kevin Dorfman: Mr. E., here's your coffee. Sorry it took so long. I'm still not used to that kitchen. Careful. It's hot.
Dwight Ellison: Thank you, Kevin. Oh. There's something in there.
Kevin Dorfman: That's a raisin. Yeah, I put it in to sweeten the coffee. Little trick I picked up when I was waiting tables in Aspen, Colorado, which I did for two summers. Not two consecutive summers, 'cause there was a summer in between...
Dwight Ellison: Thank you, Kevin.
Adrian Monk: Thank you, Kevin.
Friday, January 27, 2023
Natalie: [on the phone] I'm not leaving here until I find it.
Adrian Monk: Find what?
Natalie: I don't know. I don't know. I just, I need proof. Mr. Monk, just please help me. I don't know what I'm looking for. The fireplace. Ah, ah. He was burning something. Hold on, hold on. There's a woman. It's him. He's with a woman, but I can't make it out. They're at a hotel, the Oakley Inn.
Adrian Monk: Whoa, uh, Oakley Inn? Oakley Inn. Natalie, is, is this guy a lawyer?
Natalie: Okay now, how did you know that? I smell something. It's bleach. Okay, I'm in the bathroom. He must have just cleaned it. It smells like... It smells like your bathroom.
Thursday, January 26, 2023
Marci Maven: What is it?
Adrian Monk: It's chew marks. Look!
Marci Maven: Otto! You are amazing! What do you wanna call this case?
Adrian Monk: I don't know! Shut up.
Marci Maven: How about "Mr. Monk is Friggin' Awesome"? How about "Mr. Monk and Marci: The Adventure Begins"?
Adrian Monk: It doesn't matter. Nobody cares about the name. Just shut it.
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