Monk Quote of the Day
Sunday, February 9, 2025
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
Lieutenant Disher: Natalie. Natalie, hey. We found him.
Natalie: Is he okay?
Lieutenant Disher: We're not sure. Trucker saw one of the fliers, called in, said he dropped him off in Wyoming sometime yesterday.
Natalie: Wyoming?
Lieutenant Disher: It's a little town called Prunell. It's out in the middle of nowhere. The FBI's loaning us a jet and we can be there in 2 hours.
Natalie: But is he sure? Was it really Mr. Monk?
Lieutenant Disher: Trucker gave the guy 5 dollar bill, and the guy kept smoothing it out.
Natalie: Oh, he's alive!
Recent Quotes
Saturday, February 8, 2025
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation
Rita Bronwyn: Have you seen the new model? It's awesome. It checks 14 different bodily fluids.
Adrian Monk: Fourteen?
Rita Bronwyn: Yeah. Uh, blood, saliva, semen...
Adrian Monk: Okay. That-That-That's okay. Thank you. How does it work?
Rita Bronwyn: I'll show you. Here. Wait. I gotta turn these lights off.
Adrian Monk: Oh. Whoa. Oh, my God. Ugh. Ugh. Whoa. Ah! Oh, oh, oh! Oh! Ugh! Turn, plea- Turn it off, please. God, please. [coughs out tooth pick] I think I'd like to switch rooms.
Rita Bronwyn: We're all booked up. [Monk picks up the phone with a wipe]
Woman: [on the phone] Front desk.
Adrian Monk: Housekeeping?
Friday, February 7, 2025
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Leper
Natalie: You are overreacting, all right? All you did was shake a man's hand.
Adrian Monk: You're right. You know what? I'm glad it happened. The worst possible thing that could ever happen to me has happened. I shook hands with a leper. And I survived.
Natalie: Exactly.
Adrian Monk: The worst moment of my life is behind me now. I'm free. Wait. [Monk reorients a pan] Okay, now I'm free.
Thursday, February 6, 2025
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Falls in Love
Leyla Zlatavich: I feel so foolish. I didn't recognize you when we spoke yesterday at the refugee center. You are the famous detective. Today, some policemen came. They brought me to the police station. They asked me a lot of questions. They think I'm a suspect. They think I killed a taxi driver. How could they think that? I don't understand.
Adrian Monk: They only think that because of all the evidence against you. Some policemen have this thing about evidence.
Wednesday, February 5, 2025
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53.
Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans]
Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?
Sharona: He is now.
Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.
Tuesday, February 4, 2025
Quote from Ambrose Monk in Mr. Monk and the Three Pies
Ambrose Monk: Ah! Ah! Here it is. Here it is. Right here. Here.
Sharona: The carjacking?
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. We were there, remember?
Sharona: Yeah, I know.
Ambrose Monk: Doesn't that label say "cherry pie"?
Sharona: Yes, it does. It says "cherry pie." How did you remember that?
Ambrose Monk: It's a gift... and a curse.
Monday, February 3, 2025
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Fights City Hall
Dr. Bell: Adrian, you've been going back to that parking garage for 11 years. Ever since Trudy died.
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Dr. Bell: You're there two, maybe three times a month. Now, the forensics people have covered every inch of it. So here's my question. Do you believe-- I mean, do you really believe, in your heart of hearts, that there's evidence in that parking garage you haven't found?
Adrian Monk: [sighs] No.
Dr. Bell: Still, you're determined to save it.
Adrian Monk: There's a wall on the lower level. It's a gray wall, and it says "B-5" in big, red letters.
Dr. Bell: What about that wall?
Adrian Monk: It was the last thing that she saw. I can't live without it.
Upcoming Quotes
Monday, February 10, 2025
A quote from Adrian Monk in the episode Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One).
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
A quote from Sharona in the episode Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico.
Wednesday, February 12, 2025
A quote from Adrian Monk in the episode Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door.
Thursday, February 13, 2025
A quote from Natalie in the episode Mr. Monk and the Naked Man.
Friday, February 14, 2025
A quote from Lieutenant Disher in the episode Mr. Monk and the Three Julies.