Monk Quote of the Day

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Actor

Dr. Kroger: That must have been a traumatic experience for you, Adrian. And what, they cancelled the movie?
Adrian Monk: He said he wanted to play a character that wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet.
Dr. Kroger: How about the little getaway you were planning? The weekend away? [off Monk's look] All right, okay. Maybe another time.
Adrian Monk: I guess I'm back to square one. Oh, it's nice to be home.

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Saturday, November 27, 2021

Quote from Dr. Bell in Mr. Monk Fights City Hall

Dr. Bell: So, uh, you want me to put this up?
Adrian Monk: Maybe in the waiting room.
Dr. Bell: I think it might upset some of my patients. A lot of them are paranoid enough.
Adrian Monk: Well, what if I write "She's probably okay" on the bottom?
Dr. Bell: Maybe.
Adrian Monk: And by "maybe," you mean...
Dr. Bell: I mean "no."
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Dr. Bell: I'm sorry.

Friday, November 26, 2021

Quote from Adrian Monk in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk

Adrian Monk: A self-cleaning vacuum. Do I wake or do I dream?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.

Thursday, November 25, 2021

Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Gets Fired

Lieutenant Disher: Good versus evil... It's just more of a constant struggle between right and wrong. Good and evil, it's the oldest struggle in the world. Am I afraid of dying? Everybody dies. Dying is just a part of living. But when I go, I'm gonna go with my badge held high and then to my house justified because it's my life. My life behind the badge.

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy

Sapphire Girl: Hello. You wanna take me home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. I don't have a driver's license. I-I mean I have one, technically, but I hardly ever use it. I have trouble with the left turns. And the right turns. Turning. And yielding. Turning and yielding.

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus

Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: I'm not really in my comfort zone here.
Sharona: You have a comfort zone?
Adrian Monk: Yes, I have a comfort zone.
Sharona: I've never seen a comfort zone.
Adrian Monk: It's not very big. It's, uh It's kind of small. I-I don't have a comfort zone.

Monday, November 22, 2021

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes Back to School

Sharona: Adrian, don't do that.
Adrian Monk: I'm just centering the pieces.
Sharona: I know what you're doing. I'm trying to concentrate.
Adrian Monk: Hold on. You'll thank me later.
Sharona: You always say that. Have I ever once thanked you later?
Adrian Monk: No.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, November 29, 2021

A quote from Adrian Monk in the episode Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk.

Tuesday, November 30, 2021

A quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in the episode Mr. Monk and the Three Julies.

Wednesday, December 1, 2021

A quote from Adrian Monk in the episode Mr. Monk and the End (Part One).

Thursday, December 2, 2021

A quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in the episode Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist.

Friday, December 3, 2021

A quote from Adrian Monk in the episode Mr. Monk and the Paperboy.