Monk Quote of the Day

Saturday, April 17, 2021

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank

Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Gloria Morales: It's a boy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Got names picked out?
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet. What's your name?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Leland.
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet.

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Friday, April 16, 2021

Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and Sharona

Natalie: Mr. Monk, I think they're over there.
Sharona: You call him Mr. Monk, huh?
Natalie: I know. It's weird. I can't call him by his first name. It's just not me.
Sharona: Adrian, do you mind if she calls you Adrian?
Adrian Monk: Of course not. Why would I mind?
Natalie: Okay, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, see, I don't like it.
Natalie: Me either.

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk's 100th Case

Lieutenant Disher: Um, yeah, he has some idiosyncrasies.
James Novak: Like what?
Lieutenant Disher: Fear of heights. Fear of germs. Spiders. Milk.
Natalie: Crowds, elevators, fire.
Lieutenant Disher: Rabbits, tunnels, bridges.
Natalie: Boats.
Lieutenant Disher: Decaffeinated coffee.
Natalie: Lightning.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The wind. He's afraid of the wind.
Lieutenant Disher: Egg whites.
Natalie: Bad.
Lieutenant Disher: Naked people. That one is way up there. I think it goes "naked people" and then "death."

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Candidate

Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, make me happy.
Lieutenant Disher: We found it wedged under the passenger seat, uh, in his hat. Third name from...
Captain Stottlemeyer: I see it, I see it.
Lieutenant Disher: She was a parttime volunteer. She quit two months ago. That's why her name didn't come up. So Monk was right. There is a connection.
Captain Stottlemeyer: How does he do it? I mean, I have two eyes. I see everything that he sees, but I don't see what he sees.

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)

Lieutenant Disher: Hey, Captain. Are you okay?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be fine?
Lieutenant Disher: No reason. Rollins is still in the office. The guys are wearing these for Monk. We weren't sure if you wanted to wear it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Of course I do, Randy. Thank you. [Disher holds up another arm band] Uh, two?
Lieutenant Disher: For the other arm.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Right.
Lieutenant Disher: To make it even.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Make 'em even. Monk.

Monday, April 12, 2021

Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Actor

Lieutenant Disher: Who's playing me? Anybody lined up? Is there any word from casting?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm thinking Brad Pitt. I mean, if it's in the budget. It's always about the budget.

Sunday, April 11, 2021

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and Mrs. Monk

Adrian Monk: [at Trudy's grave] She's not you. It's not you. [to a woman at another grave] Hey, how you doing?
Woman: Hi.
Adrian Monk: My wife is buried back there. She's still dead. She's right where I left her.
Woman: Okay.
Adrian Monk: I am so relieved. I mean, I love her with all my heart but... Who is this?
Woman: This is my husband.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I'm sure he's dead too. And he'll stay dead. Don't worry about that. This is an excellent cemetery. They know what they're doing. Yeah, everybody here. Probably dead. Nice talking to you.

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, April 18, 2021

A quote from Adrian Monk in the episode Mr. Monk on Wheels.

Monday, April 19, 2021

A quote from Lieutenant Disher in the episode Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

A quote from Adrian Monk in the episode Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy.

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

A quote from Lieutenant Disher in the episode Mr. Monk Is On the Air.

Thursday, April 22, 2021

A quote from Natalie in the episode Mr. Monk and the Big Reward.