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Monk: Mr. Monk and the Other Woman

108. Mr. Monk and the Other Woman

Aired August 23, 2002

While investigating a double homicide, Monk falls for a woman who reminds him of Trudy. The only problem is she ends up being the prime suspect in the case.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: She's always with me. Every time I close my eyes. She's always 34 years old. She's always wearing the same dress. And she's always so...
Dr. Kroger: Adrian? I have something to say. It's been four years since you lost Trudy. That- That's a long time.
Adrian Monk: It is?
Dr. Kroger: Yeah. Have you ever considered dating again?
Adrian Monk: No. I've thought about thinking about it.

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Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: We used to come here all the time.
Monica Waters: You and your wife?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it's so different. That blackboard was over there, and I think the salt and pepper shakers are new.
Monica Waters: Is that it?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, that- That's it.
Monica Waters: You don't like change, do you?
Adrian Monk: I have no problem with change. I just don't like to be there when it happens.

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Adrian Monk: Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Sharona: What? What's wrong?
Adrian Monk: It's perfect. It's immaculate. You see, it's divided into different sections gardening, automotive. You made little labels so that you always know where everything goes.
Monica Waters: My husband was very organized, so I guess it kind of rubbed off.
Adrian Monk: Hold it! Hold it. May I? [straightens tennis racket] That's got it. May I say something? If I ever have a garage, I want it to look just like this.

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Adrian Monk: Excuse me. I wonder, could I get separate plates for the potatoes and the vegetables?
Waitress: You want them all on separate plates?
Adrian Monk: Please.
Waitress: Okay.
Monica Waters: You don't like your food to touch?
Adrian Monk: I believe most people don't like their food to touch. They just don't have the guts to admit it.
Monica Waters: And I bet you bring your own silverware.
Adrian Monk: No. Please. I'm not a fanatic. [wipes fork with napkin]

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: That guy owns a security company. He could've picked any lock in that office but he broke a window.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, this guy is not stupid. He knows we know he can pick a lock. He tried to throw us a curveball.
Adrian Monk: It doesn't make any sense.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Does everything have to make sense, Monk?
Adrian Monk: Well, yeah, it kinda does.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: It's inconceivable. I can't think about anything life, other people until I find out who murdered her. [searches his shoe]
Dr. Kroger: Adrian? Adrian?
Adrian Monk: Oh, it's a pebble or something. It's been driving me crazy all day.
Dr. Kroger: W-Would you say that Trudy was the perfect woman?
Adrian Monk: You know that phrase "my better half'? I never really thought about it much until she died. She was my better half. I love that phrase. My better half. My better half. Ah, yes, there it is.
Dr. Kroger: That's it?
Adrian Monk: Sensitive feet.

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Monica Waters: Well, is there anything else?
Adrian Monk: No. No, not not really.
Monica Waters: Okay. Well, it was very nice meeting you, Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: Uh... Uh, however, in the future, I might have quite a few questions.
Monica Waters: Okay, so how does that work? Should I come to your precinct?
Adrian Monk: Well, no. I don't really have an office there. We could have coffee, or or do you eat dinner?
Monica Waters: Yes, l-I've been known to eat dinner.
Adrian Monk: [to Sharona] Do I eat dinner?
Sharona: Yeah, you eat dinner.
Adrian Monk: We both eat dinner.
Monica Waters: Then it's a date. [walks away]
Sharona: "It's a date"?

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: First aid kit and toothbrush. Backup toothbrushes. Backup bristles for the backup toothbrushes.
Sharona: I am not coming to get you in the middle of the night.
Adrian Monk: You won't have to get me. I'm not a child, Sharona. I can't find my P.J.'s. [Sharona tosses him the plastic-wrapped pajamas] Gently.
Sharona: Adrian, I don't have a good feeling about her.
Adrian Monk: Underwear. Four pair should be enough.
Sharona: I think she's dangerous.
Adrian Monk: I think you're jealous.
Sharona: I am not jealous. I am scared. Three people are dead.
Adrian Monk: The only danger I'm in tonight is running out of talcum powder. Oh! Talcum powder.

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Adrian Monk: Moist towelettes. You didn't have to.
Monica Waters: So you're all right, then?
Adrian Monk: Are you kidding? I may never leave. I mean, you know...
Monica Waters: Uh, the couch folds out, and there are clean sheets.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I brought my own.
Monica Waters: Adrian, I have sheets.
Adrian Monk: Well, as long as I brought my own, I might as well might as well use them.

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Adrian Monk: Oh, come on, he's under the garage, isn't he?
Monica Waters: Who is?
Adrian Monk: Your ex-husband. You buried him under the garage.
Monica Waters: How could you say that?
Adrian Monk: Everybody's saying it.
Monica Waters: My husband, Derrick, is a schizophrenic. He had a complete breakdown two years ago. He's in a private institution. We've been trying to keep it a secret. He didn't want his family to know.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God! He's in Zurich, isn't he? At the Breinnhoff Clinic?
Monica Waters: How did you know that?
Adrian Monk: It's the best hospital in the world for psychological disorders. I'd be there myself, but I don't fly.

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: Do you have a copy of the case file?
Lieutenant Disher: No, not an extra one.
Sharona: We're supposed to have a copy.
Lieutenant Disher: Can I ask you something? Why are you even here?
Sharona: We're here because the victim was a friend of the mayor's.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I know. They were golfing buddies.
Sharona: Well, I guess His Honor wanted to make sure you didn't screw everything up.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: I really needed to be here from the beginning.
Sharona: Adrian, Adrian, that is not true.
Adrian Monk: There must have been a dozen cops through here.
Sharona: Adrian, you promised the mayor. Okay, look at look at me and stay calm. Okay? You're the best.
Adrian Monk: There was a struggle. The victim was stabbed.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, that's right. How do you know he was stabbed? I mean, he could've been shot.
Adrian Monk: No. You can smell gunpowder residue in a room this size for four days.
Lieutenant Disher: You can?
Sharona: He can.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Adrian Monk: I want to talk to this Grayson.
Lieutenant Disher: Okay. But I should tell you, Captain Stottlemeyer's not very happy you're on the case.
Adrian Monk: Did he say something?
Lieutenant Disher: He didn't have to. I've been working with him for four years now. I know him. You pick up little signs.

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer

Captain Stottlemeyer: How am I doing, Monk?
Adrian Monk: Fine.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, if you talk to the mayor, tell him thanks very much for this vote of confidence.
Lawrence Grayson: You can't just barge in here. And rip my house apart. How do I know I'm gonna get this stuff back?
Lieutenant Disher: You'll get a complete inventory when we're through.
Lawrence Grayson: Oh, yeah? I'm calling my lawyer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Your lawyer's dead, sir. That's why we're here.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Monica Waters: That dog of yours is a public menace. It's never on a leash, and every kid in the neighborhood is frightened to death of it.
Lawrence Grayson: Don't give me that. This is a champion show dog right here, and it's bred for temperament.
Monica Waters: Oh, right, right. I'll try to remember that when I have to unfasten his jaw from my leg!
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. This dog is no show dog.
Lawrence Grayson: What are you saying?
Adrian Monk: Show dogs have to be purebred. This is not a pure Rottweiler. You can tell by the paws. They're... They're too big.
Lawrence Grayson: The paws are too big?
Adrian Monk: They're too big.
Monica Waters: My hero.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: When was it built?
Monica Waters: Two years ago.
Adrian Monk: That's about the time your husband moved out?
Monica Waters: How did you know that?
Adrian Monk: Pachysandra under the basketball net. About two year's worth.
Monica Waters: Wow. That's twice you've impressed me. A new world record.

Quote from Sharona

Monica Waters: He's a detective?
Sharona: A private consultant.
Monica Waters: Is he married?
Sharona: No.
Monica Waters: He's wearing a wedding band.
Sharona: He thinks about his wife a lot. You know, she's deceased.
Monica Waters: Oh. He's "germaphobic"?
Sharona: Yep.
Monica Waters: With classic obsessive-compulsive tendencies.
Sharona: How did you know that?

Quote from Adrian Monk

Monica Waters: Okay, then I have a question for you. Sharona said after your wife died, you never left the house.
Adrian Monk: That's not true. I went outside to get the paper twice.
Monica Waters: And now you're a famous detective.
Adrian Monk: Oh, far from famous.
Monica Waters: The other cops certainly respect you. The mayor calls you and depends on you. You're obviously out of the house. How did you do it?
Adrian Monk: Captain Stottlemeyer was worried about me, and he hired a nurse to take care of me. She showed up one day and just never left.
Monica Waters: You got lucky. You found the right person. That's the secret, isn't it?

Quote from Sharona

Sharona: So how did it go last night?
Adrian Monk: Fine.
Sharona: What did you talk about?
Adrian Monk: Mostly we talked about me. She-She kept asking me questions.
Sharona: Really?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Yeah. I think maybe she's interested in me.
Sharona: Okay.
Adrian Monk: Is that impossible? That a woman like her could be interested in me? [Sharona is silent] Sharona.
Sharona: I'm thinking.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sharona: Talk about nerve. He killed the guy, then shows up at the funeral.
Adrian Monk: I don't think he killed anybody. Did you get a look at that ring he wears? The guy was a Green Beret.
Sharona: So?
Adrian Monk: You saw the crime scene. It was a mess. That was a real struggle. It must have gone on for three minutes. How could a 65-year-old man fight off a former Green Beret?
Sharona: He didn't want to die.

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