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- 801 Mr. Monk's Favorite Show
- 802 Mr. Monk and the Foreign Man
- 803 Mr. Monk and the UFO
- 804 Mr. Monk Is Someone Else
- 805 Mr. Monk Takes the Stand
- 806 Mr. Monk and the Critic
- 807 Mr. Monk and the Voodoo Curse
- 808 Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy
- 809 Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
- 810 Mr. Monk and Sharona
- 811 Mr. Monk and the Dog
- 812 Mr. Monk Goes Camping
- 813 Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
- 814 Mr. Monk and the Badge
- 815 Mr. Monk and the End (Part One)
- 816 Mr. Monk and the End (Part Two)
Monk

Adrian Monk is a former police officer turned private consultant, whose obsessive compulsions took over his life following the death of his wife.
Starring:
Tony Shalhoub, Traylor Howard, Bitty Schram, Jason Gray-Stanford, Ted Levine.
Recurring Actors:
Stanley Camel, Hector Elizondo, Tim Bagley, Jarrad Paul, John Turturro, Sarah Silverman, Emmy Clarke, Max Morrow / Kane Ritchotte.
Original Run: 2001-2009.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Dr. Kroger in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Dr. Kroger: You know, it's a confusing time, not just for you, but for everyone. It's hard to feel centered. These days, it's hard to even know where the center is. What are you feeling right now?
Sharona: Well, I feel weird being here like I'm trespassing. [Dr. Kroger chuckles] I bet those pillows must drive him crazy, huh?
Dr. Kroger: I'm not at liberty to say.
Sharona: Well, I see my window is cleaner than your window. That's got to be him.
Dr. Kroger: Sometimes I wish that we could switch seats, so I could get this window a little...
Popular Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
Natalie: Where are you going?
Adrian Monk: Bathroom.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why? [Monk is silent] I'll go with you.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, let me go with you.
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is At Your Service
Natalie: Are you afraid of frogs?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I've never been this close to one. [A frog lands on Monk's shoe] Yes. The answer is yes. Put frogs on the list. Where's the list?
Natalie: I got it. I got it. Where does it go?
Adrian Monk: Put them between possums and, uh, soccer riots. No, no, no. Uh, after after soccer riots. And before, uh, before hailstones. Yeah, so it goes...
Natalie: I got it, I got it: Soccer riots, frogs, hailstones.
Adrian Monk: At least now we know. Information really is power.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion
Lieutenant Disher: Captain? I tracked down Kalimarakis. I don't think he's our guy. Number one, it turns out he was allowed to join the Olympic swim team as an alternate. He, uh, got a waiver.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So there's no motive.
Lieutenant Disher: Right. Number two, he's dead. He died in 1995. And number three, he moved to Europe in the late '80s. So there's no record of him ever returning-
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy. Randy, excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt you but could you read number two again?
Lieutenant Disher: Okeydoke. He's dead.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Right. See, I probably would have stopped reading after number two. In fact, I would have read number two first.
Lieutenant Disher: You would have switched 'em?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. But that's just me. And probably every other adult on the planet Earth.
Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- 607. Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
- 707. Mr. Monk's 100th Case
- 808. Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy
- 816. Mr. Monk and the End (Part Two)
- 315. Mr. Monk and the Election
- 810. Mr. Monk and Sharona
- 212. Mr. Monk and the TV Star
- 304. Mr. Monk Gets Fired
- 507. Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink
- 506. Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion
Most Popular Episodes
- 616. Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)
- 514. Mr. Monk Visits a Farm
- 515. Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy
- 502. Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike
- 205. Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
- 306. Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
- 510. Mr. Monk and the Leper
- 712. Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door
- 815. Mr. Monk and the End (Part One)
- 503. Mr. Monk and the Big Game