Monk Quotes
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- 601 Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
- 602 Mr. Monk and the Rapper
- 603 Mr. Monk and the Naked Man
- 604 Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend
- 605 Mr. Monk and the Birds and the Bees
- 606 Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure
- 607 Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
- 608 Mr. Monk and the Wrong Man
- 609 Mr. Monk Is Up All Night
- 610 Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus
- 611 Mr. Monk Joins a Cult
- 612 Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
- 613 Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
- 614 Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece
- 615 Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)
- 616 Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)
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Monk
Adrian Monk is a former police officer turned private consultant, whose obsessive compulsions took over his life following the death of his wife.
Starring:
Tony Shalhoub, Traylor Howard, Bitty Schram, Jason Gray-Stanford, Ted Levine.
Recurring Actors:
Stanley Camel, Hector Elizondo, Tim Bagley, Jarrad Paul, John Turturro, Sarah Silverman, Emmy Clarke, Max Morrow / Kane Ritchotte.
Original Run: 2002-2009.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and Mrs. Monk
Natalie: Trudy's desk?
Adrian Monk: For five years. She loved this job. I did that. I was leaning in to kiss her, spilled some coffee.
Natalie: I'll bet it was the last time you spilled anything in your life.
Adrian Monk: I spilled something seven years later, January 12, 1999.
Natalie: January 12? You mean during the earthquake?
Adrian Monk: Earthquakes count. I don't make the rules.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is At Your Service
Natalie: Are you afraid of frogs?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I've never been this close to one. [A frog lands on Monk's shoe] Yes. The answer is yes. Put frogs on the list. Where's the list?
Natalie: I got it. I got it. Where does it go?
Adrian Monk: Put them between possums and, uh, soccer riots. No, no, no. Uh, after after soccer riots. And before, uh, before hailstones. Yeah, so it goes...
Natalie: I got it, I got it: Soccer riots, frogs, hailstones.
Adrian Monk: At least now we know. Information really is power.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Election
Captain Stottlemeyer: Disher told me that you put the grenade in the refrigerator.
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And then he said you went back and opened it again. You just had to straighten something out, didn't you? I'm gonna ask the Mayor to give you a medal for what you did. And then I'm gonna ask the Mayor to take that medal back. Because you just had to open that door, didn't you?
Adrian Monk: So it's a wash?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, it's a wash.
Quote Collections
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A collection of the more unusual "Here's what happened" summations.
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Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- 607. Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
- 707. Mr. Monk's 100th Case
- 808. Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy
- 816. Mr. Monk and the End (Part Two)
- 315. Mr. Monk and the Election
- 810. Mr. Monk and Sharona
- 212. Mr. Monk and the TV Star
- 304. Mr. Monk Gets Fired
- 507. Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink
- 506. Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion
Most Popular Episodes
- 616. Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)
- 514. Mr. Monk Visits a Farm
- 502. Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike
- 515. Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy
- 510. Mr. Monk and the Leper
- 306. Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
- 205. Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
- 113. Mr. Monk and the Airplane
- 107. Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
- 101. Mr. Monk and the Candidate