Monk Quotes
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- 301 Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
- 302 Mr. Monk and the Panic Room
- 303 Mr. Monk and the Blackout
- 304 Mr. Monk Gets Fired
- 305 Mr. Monk Meets the Godfather
- 306 Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
- 307 Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month
- 308 Mr. Monk and the Game Show
- 309 Mr. Monk Takes His Medicine
- 310 Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
- 311 Mr. Monk vs. the Cobra
- 312 Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
- 313 Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic
- 314 Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas
- 315 Mr. Monk and the Election
- 316 Mr. Monk and the Kid
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Monk
Adrian Monk is a former police officer turned private consultant, whose obsessive compulsions took over his life following the death of his wife.
Starring:
Tony Shalhoub, Traylor Howard, Bitty Schram, Jason Gray-Stanford, Ted Levine.
Recurring Actors:
Stanley Camel, Hector Elizondo, Tim Bagley, Jarrad Paul, John Turturro, Sarah Silverman, Emmy Clarke, Max Morrow / Kane Ritchotte.
Original Run: 2002-2009.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hell of a thing, the oldest man in the world. Randy had a theory. He thinks maybe the second oldest man in the world did it, to claim the title. He actually looked into it.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is At Your Service
Natalie: Are you afraid of frogs?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I've never been this close to one. [A frog lands on Monk's shoe] Yes. The answer is yes. Put frogs on the list. Where's the list?
Natalie: I got it. I got it. Where does it go?
Adrian Monk: Put them between possums and, uh, soccer riots. No, no, no. Uh, after after soccer riots. And before, uh, before hailstones. Yeah, so it goes...
Natalie: I got it, I got it: Soccer riots, frogs, hailstones.
Adrian Monk: At least now we know. Information really is power.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Election
Captain Stottlemeyer: Disher told me that you put the grenade in the refrigerator.
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And then he said you went back and opened it again. You just had to straighten something out, didn't you? I'm gonna ask the Mayor to give you a medal for what you did. And then I'm gonna ask the Mayor to take that medal back. Because you just had to open that door, didn't you?
Adrian Monk: So it's a wash?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, it's a wash.
Quote Collections
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A collection of the more unusual "Here's what happened" summations.
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Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- 607. Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
- 707. Mr. Monk's 100th Case
- 808. Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy
- 315. Mr. Monk and the Election
- 816. Mr. Monk and the End (Part Two)
- 212. Mr. Monk and the TV Star
- 810. Mr. Monk and Sharona
- 507. Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink
- 304. Mr. Monk Gets Fired
- 506. Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion
Most Popular Episodes
- 616. Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)
- 502. Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike
- 514. Mr. Monk Visits a Farm
- 515. Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy
- 510. Mr. Monk and the Leper
- 306. Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
- 205. Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
- 213. Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
- 615. Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part One)
- 113. Mr. Monk and the Airplane