3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- 301 Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1
- 302 Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 2
- 303 Tricky Dick
- 304 Dick-in-law
- 305 Scaredy Dick
- 306 Moby Dick
- 307 Eleven Angry Men and One Dick
- 308 A Friend in Dick
- 309 Seven Deadly Clips
- 310 Tom, Dick and Mary
- 311 Jailhouse Dick
- 312 Dick on a Roll
- 313 The Great Dickdater
- 314 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1
- 315 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1
- 316 Pickles and Ice Cream
- 317 Auto Erodicka
- 318 Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man
- 319 Stuck with Dick
- 320 My Daddy's Little Girl
- 321 The Physics of Being Dick
- 322 Just Your Average Dick
- 323 Dick and the Other Guy
- 324 Sally and Don's First Kiss
- 325 When Aliens Camp
- 326 The Tooth Harry
- 327 Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
3rd Rock from the Sun

A group of aliens land on Earth and pose as an American family in Ohio as they study humankind.
Starring:
John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, French Stewart, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jane Curtin, Wayne Knight, Simbi Khali, Elmarie Wendel.
Recurring Actors:
Jan Hooks, Ian Lithgow, Ileen Getz, Ron West.
Original Run: 1996-2001.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Tommy in Shall We Dick?
Sally: I got to tell you I finally understand what you see in Alissa. She's fun, she's got great taste and a super-cute body.
Tommy: You- You saw her body?
Sally: Oh, yeah. We were naked in the dressing room.
Tommy: Naked?! I- I spent a year of my life trying unsuccessfully to see her naked, and then it just falls into your lap?
Sally: Relax!
Tommy: I will not!
Popular Quotes
Quote from Dick in Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.
Quote from Dick in Brains and Eggs
Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.
Quote from Harry in InDickscretion
Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.
Quote Collections
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“Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head”
A collection of quotes featuring transmissions to Harry from the Big Giant Head.
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