3rd Rock from the Sun Quote of the Day

Friday, April 12, 2024

Quote from Mary in Sex and the Sally

Mary: You know, I can't believe how flaky that sole was.
Dick: Mm. You know what I can't believe? That you've never been pregnant.
Mary: What?
Dick: Considering how many "gentlemen callers" you've had, it's kind of a miracle.
Mary: Dick, I can't have children.
Dick: Oh, Mary... why not?
Mary: Because I hate them.
Dick: Oh, well, we're okay then.


Recent Quotes

Thursday, April 11, 2024

Quote from Tommy in Frozen Dick

Tommy: Wow, I've finally found what I was looking for. David Copperfield. It doesn't look boring. He saws himself in half and makes the statue of liberty disappear.

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Quote from Harry in Dick, Smoker

Harry: Well, what are we supposed to do? Dick is always here.
Sally: Wait a minute. Of course. This is a test.
Tommy: What?
Harry: For the next 60 seconds, she's going to emit a high-pitched tone.

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Quote from Sally in Dick and Taxes

Dick: All right, let's focus and go over it once again. Before we moved here on January 9, 1996, where did we live... Sally?
Sally: 2740 Vernon Place, Stewart, Florida, sir!
Dick: And Florida would be on what, Neptune?
Sally: No! Earth, sir!
Dick: That's good. And during our time in Florida, was I ever gainfully employed?
Sally: No, you were not!
Dick: So how did we live?
Sally: By our wits, sir!

Monday, April 8, 2024

Quote from Dick in The Art of Dick

Sally: Dick, why is it that you see nude people in museums, but they never show 'em on TV?
Dick: Sure, they do, but never in comedies, only in dramas. And, even then, only when the ratings sag.

Sunday, April 7, 2024

Quote from Dick in Hotel Dick

Dick: [to the mirror] How can you look at yourself? Deceiving the person you love for the sake of a mission. Look at you. You're gorgeous!

Saturday, April 6, 2024

Quote from Nina in Near Dick Experience

Judith: All right. We'll head to the mountain at 8 a.m. sharp. Any questions?
Dick: Uh, yes. As we climb, will you point out any crevasses that I might plummet into?
Nina: I will!

Upcoming Quotes

Saturday, April 13, 2024

A quote from Nina in the episode Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole.

Sunday, April 14, 2024

A quote from Dick in the episode Dial M for Dick.

Monday, April 15, 2024

A quote from Dick in the episode A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1.

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

A quote from Sally in the episode Y2dicK.

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

A quote from Harry in the episode Fear and Loathing in Rutherford.