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3rd Rock from the Sun: D3: Judgement Day

407. D3: Judgement Day

Aired November 11, 1998

Dick is desperate to get out of his relationship with Dr. Jennifer Ravelli (Laurie Metcalf), until he realizes it gives him leverage with Mary who also wants to get back together. Meanwhile, Don takes Sally bowling.

Quote from Nina

Nina: Quality time? You actually said "quality time"?
Mary: Well, I was just trying to define-
Nina: Is that what we talked about? Is that what we talked about?!
Mary: No.
Nina: When a man hears "quality time," he thinks it means rub your feet while you watch the Lifetime channel.
Mary: [whining] Well, what am I supposed to do?
Nina: [mocking] What am I supposed to do? You have really lost it. You have lost your groove thing. Come on! Blow smoke up his ego, make him want you.
Mary: I don't know.
Nina: You are Mary Albright. You flirt shamelessly. That's what you're famous for.
Mary: I am?
Nina: Mm-hmm.
Mary: I am.
Nina: Now, you go out there and live up to your trashy reputation.

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Quote from Dick

Jennifer Ravelli: What were you doing to me, orchids?! I gave you a list of my allergies, and what was on the top of page 6, column 2? Orchids!
Dick: Okay, Jennifer, before you go any further, there's something I must say: I am breaking up with you.
Jennifer Ravelli: You're breaking up with me? You're breaking up with me?! I ended this hideous travesty of a relationship yesterday!
Mary: Yesterday? She- She broke up with you yesterday?
Dick: Oh, that's right. You broke up with me. That's how it happened. [makes a "crazy" gesture] Teetering.
Mary: You're incredible!
Jennifer Ravelli: You are so lucky that I'm allergic to any blood other than my own, because if I weren't, I would cut you open from stem to stern and dance in the red, red river of your death.
Dick: Help me, Mary, help me.
Mary: Oh, get out!
Jennifer Ravelli: A plague! A plague on you, Dick Solomon!

Quote from Sally

Sally: Guess what, you guys. Don is taking me bowling. Can you believe it? Bowling!
Harry: Hard to believe.
Sally: Just picture it: me and Don, alone our sweaty bodies intertwine... bowling.
Tommy: You don't know what bowling is, do you?
Sally: No.

Quote from Dick

Harry: How did that happen?
Dick: I don't know. For the first three days I was madly in love with her, then on the fourth day, it was over.
Tommy: Wow. So it sounds like it was just infatuation.
Dick: Thank you so much, Mr. Monday morning quarterback. You win the hindsight bowl!

Quote from Sally

Sally: Look, Dick, you just gotta come clean. You gotta tell Jennifer the truth. It's what Don would do. I mean, like Don always says, "The truth might hurt, but a lie will only get you a billy club to the windpipe."
Dick: The truth, huh? You know, that's so crazy it just might work.

Quote from Dick

Dick: Oddly enough, being with Jennifer seems to have helped. The less available I am, the more Mary wants me.
Tommy: So you took Mary back?
Dick: Oh, no, no. No, Mary's offer was tempting, yes, but I'm not closing this deal just yet. I can get a lot more out of her.
Tommy: What makes you so sure?
Dick: Jennifer is my bargaining chip.
Tommy: Well, what do you want?
Dick: I want the old Mary. Walks in the park, breakfast in bed, lunch in bed. Changing the sheets, 'cause there's food in the bed.

Quote from Harry

Sally: Hey, guys. What are you guys doing? Where you going?
Don: I- I- I'm just taking Harry and Tommy in for questioning.
Harry: Oh, I thought we were goin' bo- [Tommy slaps the back of Harry's head] [hums to "Strangers in the Night"] Bo Bo-Bo-Bo Bo Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo [puts a pipe in mouth]

Quote from Dick

Dick: It seems like it should've worked. A triangle is the strongest shape in geometry, but somehow, a love triangle just collapses.

Quote from Harry

Sally: Yeah, but, see, that's what I'm trying to tell you. You just gotta be honest, Dick. Like Don. I mean, there aren't a lot of guys who'd actually admit to--
[When a siren wails and police lights flash, Tommy and Harry stand up]
Sally: Where are you guys going?
Harry: Us? We're goin' Bo-- [hums to "New York, New York"] Bo-Bo Bo-Bo-Bo Bo-Bo Bo-Bo-Bo Bo-Bo Bo

Quote from Sally

Don: Ah, strike.
Sally: Nice one, Don. But they're still winning.
Don: What are you talking about?
Sally: Ah, we keep knockin' 'em down. They keep comin' back. I'm gonna take out their headquarters.
Don: What?
Sally: I'm gonna disable the pin setter with this 16-pound mama.

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