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3rd Rock from the Sun: My Daddy's Little Girl

320. My Daddy's Little Girl

Aired April 1, 1998

After Mary's father, George (George Grizzard), leaves her mother, he comes to stay with Mary and falls for Sally. Meanwhile, Harry starts hosting a show on the university's radio station.

Quote from Sally

George Albright: You know, you remind me of a gal named Betty Grable, but I bet she was before your time.
Sally: Yeah, I've only been here a couple years.

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Quote from Mary

George Albright: I didn't even get a chance to tell Sally about my discharge.
Mary: That's not appropriate, Dad!
George Albright: From the Air Force!

Quote from Harry

Harry: Eddie! Can I be your D.J.?
Eddie: Uh, I don't know. Do you have any experience?
Harry: Why, yes, I do! Yes. I was in charge of the Morning Drive Time Zoo crew team at WLMNOP.

Quote from Harry

Harry: Wait a second. Whoa! Whoa! What do I say?
Tommy: In 4, 3, 2...
Harry: Good morning, Rutherford. I'm Harry Solomon. It's 10:52 in the a.m. Here at WPDL. It's a sunny day, and I've got a sunny way to play. Here's one of my favorites, and I hope it's one of yours. See if you recognize this one. [gestures to Tommy] Put the tape in.
Tommy: I don't know how.
Harry: Welcome to talk radio, people.

Quote from Harry

Harry: In my opinion, if dogs were meant to be on leashes, they would have been born with them. And don't give me that tired, old argument that their tails are leashes.

Quote from Sally

Dick: Well, you certainly are spending a lot of time with that man.
Sally: Well, why not? He's great. He's not like any guy I've ever met. He's so confident. I mean, look at all the plaid he wears.
Dick: Well, I will admit he is jazzy.
Sally: Oh, yeah. He's got style, plus he smells like spices. Old spices.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Dick, I finally understand your Albright attraction. It must be their DNA. They're irresistible.
Dick: Yes, at last I'm understood!
Sally: There's something about them, a charm...
Dick: a magnetism....
Sally: a strength...
Dick: a quiet force...
Tommy: They're both a pain in the ass.

Quote from Tommy

Sally: I don't know, you guys. Do you really think a guy like George would be interested in a gal like me?
Tommy: [scoffs] Sally, why would a guy in his 70s want to be with a woman in her 20s?

Quote from Sally

Sally: Mary, listen, I just want you to know now that George and I are together, and I'm not gonna try to replace your mother, Okay? And I- I just hope to become a way better mother and gradually turn you against her.
Mary: I'm not gonna call you mummy.
Sally: Sally's fine. Oh, listen, I want to take you shopping next week, get you a pretty new dress. Would you like that? [Mary closes door]

Quote from Mary

George Albright: Did I tell you she's got the hots for me? Was I right?
Mary: Stop this foolishness and go back to mother!
George Albright: No, after 45 years of pure misery, I finally think there's a plan for the universe.
Mary: Why her?
George Albright: Well, she listens to me. She finds me interesting. I'm crazy about her. And that's why I think I'm gonna give her this.
Mary: That's mother's heirloom bracelet.
George Albright: Well, Martha doesn't wear it anymore.
Mary: I've been waiting for her to die to get that!
George Albright: We all have, honey. We all have.

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