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3rd Rock from the Sun: Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary

510. Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary

Aired January 25, 2000

Mary is fed up of spending every date night with Dick's family so she suggests they go out on a double date. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy discover laundromats.

Quote from Sally

Sally: All right. What have we got, Tommy?
Tommy: The lady says she stepped out of the laundromat to get a coffee. When she returned, her slipcovers had been removed from the dryer and placed on the folding table. She also claims they were still wet.
Sally: Is this a fact, sir?
Mrs. Dubcek: He moved my stuff.
Sally: I am not talking to you.
Mrs. Dubcek: I'm saying, I went-
Sally: Zip it! Tommy... [clears throat] Why don't you tell our friend here the rules.
Tommy: The rules are: you are not to remove someone else's moist items from the dryer.
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was damp.
Sally: Don't pee on my shoes and tell me the washer's leaking.


Quote from Sally

Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was moist, ma'am.
Crowd: Ah.
Sally: What is the matter with these people?
Tommy: Beats me, ma'am.
Sally: You, buster, you better grow up. You owe this woman twenty minutes of drying time.
Mrs. Dubcek: I told you.
Sally: And you, young lady, you better drop that attitude. Here's a little piece of advice, you've heard this before: Colors fade but dumb is forever. Next! [slams fabric conditioner on the table]

Quote from Dick

Dick: Morning, Mary. Ah, I had a great time last night, didn't you?
Mary: No. Dick, I cannot do that again.
Dick: Oh, you're right. Next time, maybe we should all just stay home and have game night.
Mary: No. No offense, but I cannot spend another evening playing Chutes and Ladders with Sally, Tommy, and Harry.
Dick: What about Kerplunk?
Mary: No, Dick. We need to socialize with other people.
Dick: Right. What about Hungry, Hungry Hippos?

Quote from Dick

Dick: Tell it again.
Mary: Oh, Dick, I- I-
Dick: Tell it... again!
Mary: I don't think Gwen and Larry want to hear it-
Dick: I don't give a flying fudgsicle what Gwen and Larry want.
Gwen & Larry: What?!
Dick: Look at you two sitting there all fake smiles and fake friendly. Looking all fake with your fakeness and your fake little world.
Gwen: How dare you?!
Dick: Get out!
Larry: Come on, Gwen. I have never noticed it before, but you look capable of violence.
Dick: I'll show you who's capable of violence. [runs after them his chair]

Quote from Nina

Mary: Do you think they're brushing us off?
Dick: Well, why would they do that?
Nina: Dr. Solomon, when you're around them, are you just being yourself?
Dick: Well, of course I am.
Nina: Hmm. There you go.

Quote from Tommy

Dick: Sally, could you pass us some of that corn?
Sally: Sure.
Tommy: Thank you.
Mary: Dick, wouldn't you prefer it if we sat together?
Dick: Oh, of course I would, Mary, but you didn't call shotgun quickly enough.
Mary: Well, nobody told me I had to.
Sally: Crybaby.
Tommy: Look, I'm not going to go over the rules again, Albright. Better luck next time, okay?

Quote from Harry

Mary: Well, that's an interesting look, Harry.
Harry: Well, it was the last clean piece of laundry in the house.
Sally: Our washer and dryer broke. We're waiting for Dubcek's nephew to get out of rehab so he can fix it.
Dick: Remember that odd smell in the office today, Mary? I said it was Nina's leftover paella. Well, it wasn't.
Mary: Oh, come on. Look, I hate the laundromat as much as anybody, but just go and wash your clothes.
Sally: Laundry-mat? So you're saying we can just prance into this laundry-mat with our dirty clothes?
Harry: And use their washers and dryers? [sarcastically] Yeah, right. That'll work.

Quote from Dick

Mary: Dick, please can I sit in front?
Tommy: Forget about it, Chickie.
Dick: My poor Mary. You miss me. I'll tell you what. Sally, you move up here. [Scottish accent] I want to go sit next to my wee bonnie lass.

Quote from Mary

Mary: Now we just have to think of a couple that would be fun to go out with.
Dick: Judith is always talking about her boyfriend Trent.
Mary: Dick, I'm not sure... but I think Trent may be imaginary.

Quote from Nina

Mary: Nina, you have a boyfriend now, don't you?
Nina: I sure do.
Mary: Well, how about the two of you and the two-
Nina: No.

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