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3rd Rock from the Sun: Sally Forth

413. Sally Forth

Aired February 9, 1999

When Dick refuses to pay the rent until Mrs. Dubcek fixes their bathroom, Harry ends up siding with the Dubceks. Meanwhile, Don decides to take a big step in his relationship with Sally after she complains about her living situation.

Quote from Vicki Dubcek

Vicki Dubcek: Well, I think we can all learn a lot from what's just happened here. This feud ends now.
Dick: That's easier said than done.
Vicki Dubcek: Mama, you fix their bathroom. Dick, you pay your rent. See?
Dick: Wow. You've been thinking about this a lot.
Vicki Dubcek: You know, I do like to think of myself as the female Golda Meir.


Quote from Dick

Tommy: Dick, it's freezing in here.
Dick: Invigorating, isn't it? Makes you feel alive.
Sally: [enters] Hey, guys.
Dick: Oh, Lieutenant, I'm glad you're here.
Sally: You know, Don asked me something out of the blue-
Dick: Cold? Of course it's cold. Do you know why? Because my own brother betrayed me. He and those Dubceks think they can freeze us out. Ha! I thrive at this temperature.
Sally: Wait, Dick, I need to talk to you about something-
Dick: We've grown accustomed to too many luxuries, Sally. Heat, electricity, cooked meats. It's made us weak!

Quote from Don

Don: Ah, Sally. You're like this beautiful wild horse. If I'm... gonna keep you, I'd have to break you. Because if I didn't, you'd just keep throwin' me off and steppin' on my head. But I don't want to break you, Sally. I love you. So I guess I'm gonna have to... let you go. If, uh... If someday you should choose to, uh, come back to me... maybe I'll be here maybe I won't. We'll just have to see.
Sally: So this is it? [hands back ring]
Don: You know my number.
Sally: Yep, 911. Hey, Don. Can we turn on the siren? You know, for old times' sake?
Don: Sure. [siren wails]

Quote from Harry

Vicki Dubcek: [to Harry] Hey, babe. Let's go downstairs. I'm gonna fry you up some steak-ums.
Dick: Don't try to change the subject, you processed, steak-frying, bottom-feeding floozy!
Harry: You will put "miss" in front of that if you know what's good for you!
Dick: Harry, I forbid you to associate with these drunken kleptomaniacs. [Mrs. Dubcek and Vicki gasp]
Harry: They are not kleptomaniacs! They are nymphomaniacs!

Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Mrs. Dubcek: Okay, I gotta run down to the store. I was making pigs-in-a-blanket and I ran out of bourbon.

Quote from Dick

Mary: Dick, please. Can't we go to my place? Wouldn't a hot shower be nice?
Dick: I need no warmth. The cold is like an old friend. I was born for the tundra.
Mary: Okay, let's get right to it. You stink. You need to wash.
Dick: Showers are the opiate of the fragrant, Mary. I'm a squatter, and I'm proud to be so. Besides, as soon as I go, Dubcek's gonna padlock the door.

Quote from Sally

Don: Sally, I'm a cop. I've got keen instincts. And right now my instincts are telling me that... I don't know what the hell is going on.
Sally: Look Don, I am just really confused. I mean on the one hand, I am like this fully developed woman with boobs and the whole shebang, but inside I just feel like I'm still growing. I don't know where that's gonna go. Look, I don't know how long I'm gonna be on this planet.
Don: Nobody does, Sally.
Sally: Right. Right. And I just don't want to miss anything. Don't you ever feel that way?
Don: I shouldn't have asked you to marry me.
Sally: No. Oh, Don, I am so glad you did. It made me think, and I have talked to everyone about it. Everyone except my best friend.

Quote from Dick

Dick: Where's today's paper? Mary claims that five people were killed in that grain elevator explosion, and I could swear that it was seven. Yes!
Tommy: Nice job.
Dick: Aliens, one. Humans, nothing.

Quote from Vicki Dubcek

Vicki Dubcek: Harry!
Harry: Vicki! You're back.
Vicki Dubcek: I was gonna sneak up to your bed and surprise you.
Harry: By changing my sheets?
Vicki Dubcek: Maybe afterwards.
Harry: Well, I'd invite you up, but I got plumbin' problems.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, really? Well, why don't you come right in here and let me help you fix 'em?

Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Dick: Where's Harry?
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, he bumped into Vicki, and they got a little freaky.
Dick: Well, our bathroom is a shambles!
Mrs. Dubcek: You know, you're behind in the rent. If you want me to put money into your plumbing, how about paying the rent?
Dick: Rent? You get a guy up here with a tool belt, and we'll talk about the rent.
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, please, I'm a businesswoman. This is not a halfway house. Anymore.
Dick: Oh, yeah? Well, until you have our bathroom repaired, I wouldn't stand under a window.

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