Harry Quote #627

Quote from Harry in InDickscretion

Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.


 ‘InDickscretion’ Quotes

Quote from Nina

Mary: Nina, what are you looking for?
Nina: It's Wednesday, and Dr. Solomon get's all bent out of shape if the angry eyes aren't in his Mr. Potato Man.
Mary: You shouldn't have to do things like that for Dick. That's degrading.
Nina: And it's not degrading to go out with him?
Dick: [enters] Nina, it's Wednesday. Where are the angry eyes? [Nina glares at Dick] Oh, there they are.

Quote from Dick

Dick: Hey, hey, how about that movie?
Sally: Oh, I know! That couple had so much passion for each other. That's how my Donny makes me feel when he looks into me eyes.
Don: Aww.
Mary: I dunno, I thought a few of those love scenes were a little gratuitous.
Dick: Mary, I'm surprised you're so prudish. Especially since she's such a hellcat between the sheets.
Mary: Dick!
Dick: No, it's true. What Mary does to my back with her nails is art.
Mary: Oh, stop it.
Dick: "Stop it?" "Stop it?" That's something you'll never hear her say under the sheets.

 Harry Solomon Quotes

Quote from The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2

Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.

Quote from Alien Hunter

Don: Well, I gotta go. See you, Sally. Tommy, Dick, Harry. You know, I- I just noticed that you're Tom, Dick, and Harry.
Harry: So?
Don: So Tom, Dick, and Harry. You know, like "every Tom, Dick, and Harry."
Tommy: Well... that doesn't mean that it's a calculated attempt on our part to seem average.
Harry: Yeah. I mean, we just picked names at random when we got here. [Dick and Sally slap Harry] I mean when we landed. [Dick and Sally slap Harry again] Bye, Don.
Don: Bye.
Tommy: Well, that was close.