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3rd Rock from the Sun

3rd Rock from the Sun

A group of aliens land on Earth and pose as an American family in Ohio as they study humankind.

Starring: John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, French Stewart, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jane Curtin, Wayne Knight, Simbi Khali, Elmarie Wendel.
Recurring Actors: Jan Hooks, Ian Lithgow, Ileen Getz, Ron West.
Original Run: 1996-2001.

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Quote from Dick in Scaredy Dick

Nina: So you did take your physical?
Dick: I did nothing of the sort.
Nina: Everyone who works here has to take one.
Dick: Oh.
Nina: I've scheduled you with Dr. Howard for this afternoon.
Dick: Oh, well, Dr. Howard is in for a treat. I am a masterpiece, a perfect human being. Not a strand of DNA out of place. He'll probably want my organs to put on display.
Mary: Yeah, the sooner the better.
Dick: Oh, yeah.

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