Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.

Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.

Mary: So you glad we tried something new?
Dick: Not really. In fact, it made me uncomfortable and cold. And kind of shrivelly. I guess we have to accept the inevitable, things will never be new again. But I'm strong enough to go on. And on, and on, and on.
Mary: [farts] Excuse me.
Dick: Mary!
Mary: I said excuse me.
Dick: No. No, it's fine. I've never heard you do that before. Do you realize what this means?
Mary: Beef and broccoli?
Dick: Yes, but so much more! Don't you see, it didn't bother you. And I didn't bother me.
Mary: Well, good, 'cause there's another one on the way.
Dick: It's the best possible sign. We've entered a new phase. It's like you said, relationships change. We've become comfortable with each other. It's as if you've trumpeted the dawn of our new era!