Quote from Dick in Scaredy Dick
Nina: So you did take your physical? Dick: I did nothing of the sort. Nina: Everyone who works here has to take one. Dick: Oh. Nina: I've scheduled you with Dr. Howard for this afternoon. Dick: Oh, well, Dr. Howard is in for a treat. I am a masterpiece, a perfect human being. Not a strand of DNA out of place. He'll probably want my organs to put on display. Mary: Yeah, the sooner the better. Dick: Oh, yeah.