3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
- Season 1
- 101 Brains and Eggs
- 102 Post-Nasal Dick
- 103 Dick's First Birthday
- 104 Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus
- 105 Dick, Smoker
- 106 Green-Eyed Dick
- 107 Lonely Dick
- 108 Body & Soul & Dick
- 109 Ab-dick-ted
- 110 Truth or Dick
- 111 The Art of Dick
- 112 Frozen Dick
- 113 Angry Dick
- 114 The Dicks They Are a Changin'
- 115 I Enjoy Being a Dick
- 116 Dick Like Me
- 117 Assault with a Deadly Dick
- 118 Father Knows Dick
- 119 Selfish Dick
- 120 See Dick Run
- Season 2
- 201 See Dick Continue to Run
- 202 See Dick Continue to Run: Part 2
- 203 Hotel Dick
- 204 Big Angry Virgin from Outer Space
- 205 Much Ado About Dick
- 206 Dick the Vote
- 207 Fourth and Dick
- 208 World's Greatest Dick
- 209 My Mother the Alien
- 210 Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick
- 211 Dick Jokes
- 212 Jolly Old St. Dick
- 213 Proud Dick
- 214 Romeo & Juliet & Dick
- 215 Guilty as Dick
- 216 A Dick on One Knee
- 217 Same Old Song and Dick
- 218 I Brake for Dick
- 219 Dick Behaving Badly
- 220 Dickmalion
- 221 Sensitive Dick
- 222 Will Work for Dick
- 223 Fifteen Minutes of Dick
- 224 Dick and the Single Girl
- 225 A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1
- 226 A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2
- Season 3
- 301 Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1
- 302 Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 2
- 303 Tricky Dick
- 304 Dick-in-law
- 305 Scaredy Dick
- 306 Moby Dick
- 307 Eleven Angry Men and One Dick
- 308 A Friend in Dick
- 309 Seven Deadly Clips
- 310 Tom, Dick and Mary
- 311 Jailhouse Dick
- 312 Dick on a Roll
- 313 The Great Dickdater
- 314 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1
- 315 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1
- 316 Pickles and Ice Cream
- 317 Auto Erodicka
- 318 Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man
- 319 Stuck with Dick
- 320 My Daddy's Little Girl
- 321 The Physics of Being Dick
- 322 Just Your Average Dick
- 323 Dick and the Other Guy
- 324 Sally and Don's First Kiss
- 325 When Aliens Camp
- 326 The Tooth Harry
- 327 Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
- Season 4
- 401 Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show
- 402 Power Mad Dick
- 403 Feelin' Albright
- 404 Collect Call for Dick
- 405 What's Love Got to Do, Got to Do with Dick?
- 406 I Am Dick Pentameter!
- 407 D3: Judgement Day
- 408 Indecent Dick
- 409 Happy New Dick!
- 410 Two-Faced Dick
- 411 Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons
- 412 Dick and Taxes
- 413 Sally Forth
- 414 Paranoid Dick
- 415 The House That Dick Built
- 416 Superstitious Dick
- 417 Y2dicK
- 418 Dick the Mouth Solomon
- 419 Citizen Solomon
- 420 Alien Hunter
- 421 Dick vs. Strudwick
- 422 Near Dick Experience
- 423 Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 1
- 424 Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 2
- Season 5
- 501 Episode I: The Baby Menace
- 502 Dick for Tat
- 503 The Fifth Solomon
- 504 Dial M for Dick
- 505 Dick and Tuck
- 506 Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner?
- 507 Sex and the Sally
- 508 Charitable Dick
- 509 The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary
- 510 Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary
- 511 Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid
- 512 The Big Giant Head Returns
- 513 Rutherford Beauty
- 514 This Little Dick Went to Market
- 515 Youth is Wasted on the Dick
- 516 Dick Strikes Out
- 517 Shall We Dick?
- 518 Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole
- 519 Frankie Goes to Rutherford
- 520 Dick Solomon's Day Off
- 521 The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 1
- 522 The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2
- Season 6
- 601 Les Liasons Dickgereuses
- 602 Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
- 603 InDickscretion
- 604 Dick'll Take Manhattan Part 1
- 605 Dick'll Take Manhattan Part 2
- 606 Why Dickie Can't Teach
- 607 B.D.O.C.
- 608 Red, White & Dick
- 609 Dick Digs
- 610 There's No Business Like Dick Business
- 611 A Dick Replacement
- 612 Dick's Ark
- 613 You Don't Know DIck
- 614 My Mother, My Dick
- 615 Glengarry Glen Dick
- 616 Dick Soup for the Soul
- 617 Mary Loves Scoochie: Part One
- 618 Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two
- 619 The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part One
- 620 The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part Two
3rd Rock from the Sun
A group of aliens land on Earth and pose as an American family in Ohio as they study humankind.
John Lithgow, Kristen Johnston, French Stewart, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jane Curtin, Wayne Knight, Simbi Khali, Elmarie Wendel.
Recurring Actors: Jan Hooks, Ian Lithgow, Ileen Getz, Ron West.
Original Run: 1996-2001.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Tommy in Charitable Dick
Tommy: Okay, mission statement.
Harry: Mission statement.
Tommy: What is our mission?
Harry: Well, you know, I always remember it by our mission song.
Tommy: Oh, right, right.
Harry: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [sings] Across the void we come a-warping... dum diddle dee lee ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh...
Tommy: [sings] Glorious and something something... dum diddle dee lee yadda yadda... spaceship!
Quote from Dick in Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.
Quote from Dick in Brains and Eggs
Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.
Quote from Dick in Dick's First Birthday
Dick: I'm done. How do I look?
[Dick removes the hair cap to revealed his freshly-dyed jet black hair]
Sally: Um, Dick, um... Okay, if somebody were helping you with an experiment and things went awry and you became horribly disfigured, you wouldn't hold it against them, now would you?
Dick: Why? What happened?
Sally: Nothing. Destroy all the mirrors now!
Dick: No, no! I've got to see! [holds up a hand mirror] Oh, my God! I'm gorgeous!
“Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head”
A collection of quotes featuring transmissions to Harry from the Big Giant Head.
Quote from Harry in Sally and Don's First Kiss
Harry: I did it! I did it! I passed my G.E.D. You are looking at a high school equivalency diploma guy.
Dick: That's great, Harry. How'd you pull it off?
Harry: By following my man Tommy's advice to the nines. Couple of "all of the above," not too many "none of the aboves," easy on the Cs, heavy on the Ds.
Harry and Tommy: And don't be stingy with the As.
Dick: Did you even read the questions?
Harry: Not this time, baby.