Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- 101 Everybody Hates the Pilot
- 102 Everybody Hates Keisha
- 103 Everybody Hates Basketball
- 104 Everybody Hates Sausage
- 105 Everybody Hates Fat Mike
- 106 Everybody Hates Halloween
- 107 Everybody Hates the Babysitter
- 108 Everybody Hates the Laundromat
- 109 Everybody Hates Food Stamps
- 110 Everybody Hates Greg
- 111 Everybody Hates Christmas
- 112 Everybody Hates a Part Time Job
- 113 Everybody Hates Picture Day
- 114 Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
- 115 Everybody Hates the Lottery
- 116 Everybody Hates the Gout
- 117 Everybody Hates Funerals
- 118 Everybody Hates Corleone
- 119 Everybody Hates Drew
- 120 Everybody Hates Playboy
- 121 Everybody Hates Jail
- 122 Everybody Hates Father's Day
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
Everybody Hates Chris
Everybody Hates Chris is a fictional account of Chris Rock's teenage years in Brooklyn in the 1980s. The show follows Chris, his parents Julius and Rochelle, and siblings Drew and Tonya, as they move to Bedford-Stuyvesant (Bed-Stuy) where Chris starts at a majority-White school.
Starring:
Tyler James Williams, Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tequan Richmond, Imani Hakim, Vincent Martella, Chris Rock.
Recurring Actors:
Travis T. Flory, Jacqueline Mazarella, Kevontay Jackson, Ernest Thomas, Jeris Poindexter, Michel Estime, Antonio Fargas, Jackee Harry, Todd Bridges, J.B. Smoove, Earthquake, Tony Rock.
Original Run: 2005-2009.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Father's Day
Greg: Have you decided what you're gonna do?
Chris: I can't do any of the stuff that you talked about. I only have $27.
Greg: That's not bad. If I were you, I'd try and figure out what he needs and just give him that.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder if it would ruin our friendship if I smacked his eyebrows off?
Popular Quotes
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Sausage
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always worked two jobs, which made my mother so comfortable, she'd quit her job over anything.
[flashback to Rochelle as a waitress:]
Woman: Check, please?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I mean anything.
Rochelle: Now, do I look like I have your check? All that hollering at people. I don't need this. My husband has two jobs. I don't need to be here right now.
[flashback to Rochelle as a receptionist:]
Man: Hold my calls.
Rochelle: Who are you hollering at? "Hold my calls." Hold your own damn call! I do not need this! My man has two jobs!
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Pilot
Julius: I know you're not gonna throw that away. Eat that. That's 30 cents worth of oatmeal.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always knew what everything costs.
[montage:]
Julius: [retrieving a chicken wing from the trash] That's $1.09 in the trash.
Julius: [next to a tray of burnt biscuits] That's $2 on fire.
Julius: That's 49 cents of spilled milk dripping all over my table. Somebody's gonna drink this milk.
Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates the English Teacher
Drew: 21.
Mr. Omar: You hit on 17?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What Mr. Omar didn't know was that when it came to numbers, Drew was like my father.
[montage:]
Drew: Wow, that's 562,002 granules of sugar.
Drew: Wow, that's 357,000 raindrops.
Drew: Wow, that's one cupcake.
Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
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- 404. Everybody Hates the English Teacher
- 322. Everybody Hates Graduation