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Demotion

‘Demotion’

Season 1, Episode 10 -  Aired February 15, 2016

After Dina resigns as assistant manager so she will no longer be a superior to Jonah, Glenn searches for a replacement.

Quote from Glenn

Amy: Is everything okay?
Glenn: Yeah, just trying to do two jobs here. I think if I can just start sleeping in tiny little bursts while I'm already blinking...
Amy: So, you're gonna try and do both of these jobs yourself? That's crazy.
Glenn: What if someone had told Ben Affleck that he couldn't act and direct? Then we never would've had that movie about Iran, or... or, whatever... I'm sorry, I never saw it.
Amy: Glenn!
Glenn: What?
Amy: I'll take the job.
Glenn: Oh, thank you! You have no idea how hard this has been. Though it has dramatically increased my respect for Ben Affleck.

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Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: I can't believe she's stepping down.
Garrett: Hmm. I wonder what her personal matters could be. Hey, Jonah. You got any ideas?
Jonah: Me? No, I don't... Mm-mm.
Amy: Are her birds okay? Has anybody checked the live webcam?
Cheyenne: Maybe she has gambling debts and she had to take time off to do favors for the mob boss that she owes money to. [gasps] Or maybe it's something else.

Quote from Dina

Jonah: Thank you so much for shopping at Cloud 9. Have a heavenly day. Next custom... Dina.
Dina: Hey.
Jonah: Hey.
Dina: Just on my break, so I thought I'd pick up a couple odds and ends.
Jonah: Cool, cool. Famous risotto.
Dina: Box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get. [Jonah picks up the packs of condoms] Multiple sizes. You never know what you're gonna get.

Quote from Amy

Glenn: I'm sorry, can you explain the order again?
Amy: As you go from left to right, then each one is worse than the one before it.
Glenn: Okay.
Amy: But, if you go from right to left, then... each one is worse than the one before it.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Yeah, listen. Dina, the... Um... There are some things that I wanted to say to you, and I've been having a tough time saying it, so I recorded it on my phone and I would like to play it...
Dina: Hey, relax. Whatever it is, we will deal with it together, as a couple.
Jonah: Okay, I'm just gonna... I'm gonna press play, okay? Just, um... Just force myself to press play.
Jonah: [on recording] Gala apples, hummus, kale chips.
Jonah: Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Jonah: [on recording] Skinny girl margarita mix...
Jonah: That's not... that's not it.
Dina: Hey, it's okay.
Jonah: [on recording] It's the wrong voice memo.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: Can we please try and shoo the toddlers away from the sunglasses stand? I know that's where they all like to go, but we're getting a lot of damage there. Also from the lower yogurts. They tend to just want to put their fingers in.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: Something going on with you and Dina?
Jonah: No. What? No.
Garrett: I don't know, man, you guys are exchanging little peek-a-boo glances, and it's making me uncomfortable.
Jonah: Okay. The other night, when we were all locked in the store, Dina kind of... came on to me.
Garrett: Wow.
Jonah: Yeah, right?
Garrett: I didn't know Dina was into fancy little porcelain doll-men.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: So, while we haven't caught the raccoon yet, I do feel that we're starting to have a better understanding of his patterns.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: You know, I wonder who's gonna replace her. A lot of people have been suggesting it should be me. Kind of a groundswell.

Quote from Dina

Dina: Good morning, Ma'am. Do you want to not look so tired? [woman walks away] Your loss.

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