Mateo: [voice breaking] We were all so scared. And I made a promise to myself that day that if I survived, I would let the people that I love know how much they mean to me. Every. Day. [sobs]
Glenn: Okay, Mateo, you seem to be hitting the drama a little hard.
Mateo: Oh, [scoffs] okay. You said you wanted emotion. I gave you emotion.
Glenn: Well, maybe less emotion.
Mateo: All right, got it. No problem. [deep voice] It was chaos. People screaming. Debris flying everywhere like locusts. I started my shift a boy. But I clocked out a man...
Dina: Okay, that's good. That's good. I think we've seen enough. Moving on. Gonna move on.
Mateo: Wait, I'm sorry. Okay? I'm trying to do it normal, but it's... It was crazy when I think about that tornado. You know, it's... You think you know what it's like to be scared. But then when you feel true fear for the first time, it envelopes you and crushes you. But then it sort of comforts you. Like a hug, and I... I don't know, it's hard to explain, but it... Ugh. [voice breaking] Sorry.
Glenn: Aw. [notices the camera isn't recording] Are you kidding me right now?!

Glenn: Just a reminder that it's still Haitian Heritage Month. So if you have a customer and you think they might be Haitian, feel free to offer them a sticker. Also, it is Mother's Day this weekend, and corporate says mothers are in this year. So we're gonna be hitting that hard.

Dina: You know what? I just don't feel anything when I look at it. I want to see tornado survivors.
Glenn: Right! Like on CNN Heroes, you get a sense of the struggle. This doesn't feel like CNN Heroes.
Garrett: Well, this is a still image, and that's a television show.
Dina: You know, I agree with Garrett. We should be doing a TV show.
Garrett: Not what I said.
Glenn: Oh, my God. I bet none of the other stores are doing a TV show.
Garrett: That seems excessive.
Dina: Excess leads to success.
Garrett: Well, that rhymes.
Glenn: Well, drop your concerns, Ken Burns. Let's do this!
Dina: Nice.

Jonah: Well, it's just... it's a little annoying, you know. You waited to talk to me all day, and when I'm ready, it's just like, "Nah." It's what you want when you want it.
Amy: All right, well I don't know if you've noticed, Jonah, but I'm sort of going through some things.
Jonah: Yeah, I get that. You know, I guess I'm just saying everybody has problems...
Amy: Oh, really? What are your problems, Jonah? Did the farmers market run out of your yogurt? Or... Oh, your New Yorker came late this month.
Jonah: The New Yorker is weekly, and yeah, fine, okay. Maybe you have a little more stuff than I do...

Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. This weekend is Mother's Day. I don't know your mother, but given what women have gone through this past year I think it's pretty safe to say, she needs this.

Justine: Well, now that you're single again, you and I should start hanging out more. We can call each other "slut" in like, the fun way.
Amy: Yeah, maybe.

Glenn: Can't you feel the electricity in the air? It's like we're at a big movie premiere, and all the stars are here. Dina Fox, who are you wearing?
Dina: Oh, this? Not sure, probably a nine-year-old Malaysian kid. Do you want me to come up with a name?
Mateo: Please don't.
Dina: Bong. It was Bong.
Mateo: She did.

Justine: Oh! That explains why you didn't wanna come on my Gossip Girl bar crawl.
Amy: Uh-huh. That was why.
Dina: We have a lot of work to do, so let's just burn through all of this. Amy is pregnant. The baby is Adam's. I was the first to know because I am her best friend, and, Justine, no one went to your bar crawl because you are unpleasant to be around.
Justine: Unpleasant in bed. [all groan] [chuckles]
Mateo: Lame.
Garrett: I'm gonna give it to her. Nice one.
Justine: Thank you.

Garrett: [over PA] Attention Cloud 9 shoppers, we have a bit of an emergency...
Glenn: Garrett! Garrett! We need to make an announcement.
Garrett: I'm in the middle of something right now.
Glenn: This is urgent!
Dina: [grabs microphone] Attention, employees. We need you to assemble in the front of the store for a group photo in ten minutes.
Glenn: Give me that. [takes microphone] And look sharp! We... no! We have a chance to have CEO, Neil Penderson, in our store! This is not a prank.
Dina: Neil! Penderson!
Garrett: [takes microphone] As I was saying, there's a missing child. His name is Caden. He has brown hair, is eight years old, and is wearing overalls. So, uh, I guess those two things. Group photo. Missing kid.

Dina: Okay, Heather. Sweetie, get some self-esteem. Come up to the front. Amanda, way back. Like you're going for a fly ball. Jonah, you're gonna show off your tight little bod right here.
Jonah: This is more uncomfortable than flattering.
Dina: Half-pint, right there.
Kelly: Oh, how big of a smile do you want? It hurts a little, but I can show all of my teeth.
Dina: Let's go with all the teeth. Single mother, Rodriguez. Here we go.
Amy: They can't tell I'm single in a photo, Dina.
Dina: Sure.