Mateo: Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, what's the max?
Mateo: There's no... You just keep on walking.
Cheyenne: Like, unlimited?

Dina: Jonah, Garrett, some customers have been complaining about a weird smell.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other.
Jonah: Wow, that's... That's exactly what it is.

Garrett: Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here before this thing becomes sentient and starts to fight back?
Cheyenne: Ooh.
Garrett: Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified. I think there might be teeth in it.
Cheyenne: Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware and left it on a hot driveway.
Jonah: You are alarmingly good at that.
Cheyenne: Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking.

Dina: Okay, this event is pretty straightforward. With every purchase, they spin the wheel and win a prize. You'll notice there's a slot listed as "fun." I think you're supposed to provide the customer with fun at your own discretion. Just, you know, keep it above the belt.
Cheyenne: What happens if they land on the MC Cool Cloud?
Mateo: This waking nightmare happens.
Dina: An MC Cool Cloud collectable bobbling figure. Legally, we can't call it a bobblehead as his entire body does the bobbling.
Sandra: I always thought the cloud was his head and he had no body.
Cheyenne: No, he's all body.
Marcus: So he has eyes in the middle of his chest.
Sandra: That's better than arms growing out of the sides of his head.
Marcus: Oh, like hell it is.

Justine: There she is. Dina, you have to take me off of Sayid's register.
Sayid: She calls everyone "Mama." "Hey, there, Mama." "Paper or plastic, Mama?" They're not your mama. Your mother lives in Sarasota.
Justine: You just can't handle women lifting up other women.

Jonah: Oh, actually, I was kind of hoping to prep for my interview a little bit more. It's kind of my deep, dark secret, but I've never stayed awake through An Inconvenient Truth, so I gotta go watch that.

Justine: I feel as though my language is being policed. Like, I should be able to call people mama or girlfriend - or "my bad biatch."
Garrett: Should you?

Jonah: So Cloud 9 just thinks that that pandemic is over? Because I'm pretty sure nobody told the pandemic that.
Garrett: You gotta look at it from corporate's perspective. They love money, and they don't care if we die.
Jonah: Ah, yeah, that makes sense.

Dina: How do you feel, Justine?
Justine: Amazing. I have been wanting to hit something with a bat since the "Lemonade" video.

Dina: Okay, Glenn texted that he's "rubbing a little latte," which is either an autocorrect issue or a new fetish I don't wanna know about, so let's just dive in.