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Season 1, Episode 4 -  Aired January 4, 2016

Things get out of control when Amy and Garret find a mannequin that looks just like Jonah. Meanwhile, Glenn and Dina are interested when Cheyenne considers giving up her baby for adoption.

Quote from Dina

Glenn: [holds doll] I love you, Mommy.
Dina: Yah! [knocks doll to the ground]
Glenn: Ha! So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?
Dina: Oh, I guess you've heard I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.
Glenn: Oh, the "H" you will. You don't know the first thing about babies. Do you even know how to swaddle?
Dina: I used to work part-time at Chipotle. Same principle as a burrito. Different wrapper and different fillings.


Quote from Jonah

[The "Jonah mannequin" is sitting in the banana display holding an incorrectly peeled banana in each hand]
Garrett: You baited the bear, huh?
Jonah: It's fine. I think it's funny. It's fine. I'm fine. This is fine.
Man: Why is he holding the bananas wrong?
Jonah: It's humans that hold them wrong!

Quote from Garrett

Amy: Garrett, finish the shift assignments. I love today. [exits]
Garrett: I mean, I could do the shift assignments, or I could finish eating my mac and cheese. I wonder what I'll do.

Quote from Dina

Cheyenne: To get a sense of what our child's life would be like with you, what's your neighborhood like?
Glenn: Picket fences. Good schools.
Dina: Are you familiar with a gang called "Los Guapos"? It's their turf, but, uh, we have an understanding. So I assume that would extend to my baby as well.

Quote from Amy

Jonah: I... I mean, it's a mannequin of a Caucasian male. If that's what you see when you look at me, then maybe this is on you.
Garrett: Nah, nah, nah, it's more than that. It's the eyes...
Amy: Yeah.
Garrett: The nose...
Amy: Uh-huh.
Garrett: And there's something about that expression. It just kind of makes you want to...
Amy: Punch him in the face.
Garrett: A little bit.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Yeah, I don't... okay. I'm not seeing any of that. I'm seeing... I mean, what? If anything, he looks like Tom Cruise, I guess? [both laugh]
Garrett: You think you look like Tom Cruise?
Jonah: The mannequin...
Amy: Somebody has a healthy ego!
Garrett: I guess I look like Denzel Washington.
Amy: Yeah, and I look like Salma Hayek. [Garrett laughs] Come on, Denzel. Let's get back to work.
Garrett: Okay, Salma.
Jonah: I just meant that's what the mannequin looks...
Garrett: [scoffs] Tom Cruise...

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: It'd feel weird giving my baby to a stranger, but I also don't know if I'm ready to be a mom.
Amy: I know the feeling. I was 19 when I had Emma. I had no idea what I was doing. I just knew I wanted her to have a better life than me.
Cheyenne: Yeah. I mean, who knows? Maybe my baby could grow up and be an assistant manager someday.
Amy: Yeah, or, um, maybe you could dream even bigger.
Cheyenne: Well, Glenn's the manager.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: [on the phone] No, honey, not another foster child. This one would be our very own baby. Well, uh, she doesn't know the sex yet, but she did have a dream where Channing Tatum told her it's a boy.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: This is nice, huh? Taking a well-earned break with my coworkers. I feel like I'm finally fitting in here.
Amy: You don't get to decide when you're fitting in. We'll let you know.
Jonah: I'm just saying... I'm getting used to it. Ugh. [laughs] Not getting used to standing all day.
Garrett: That's not a problem I have to deal with.
Jonah: Yeah, well, lucky you, my friend. Not luck... lucky... not lucky you. That's... I don't think you're lucky.
Garrett: So you think I'm unlucky?
Jonah: Not... well... you know what I mean. That's an... it's an expression.
Garrett: Why don't you just eject right now?

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: [to Jonah] You know, it's so weird that your feet hurt, because every time I see you, I feel like you're sitting.

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