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Golden Globes Party

‘Golden Globes Party’

Season 3, Episode 9 -  Aired January 11, 2018

Amy's colleagues are surprised when she decides to host her annual Golden Globes viewing party for the first time since her divorce.

Quote from Kelly

Kelly: Ugh, I'm overdressed. I thought going to a Golden Globes party was like, you dress for the Golden Globes.
Jonah: I think you look nice.
Kelly: I'm just nervous, you know? I mean, I feel like I'm still not part of the group.
Jonah: No, no, you're part of the group. It's like if this was the Scooby Doo gang, you would be Scrappy Doo... a late addition, but everybody loved him.
Kelly: Everyone hated Scrappy Doo. He only got to hang out with them because he was related to Scooby.

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Quote from Dina

Dina: How about a game, huh? Who wants to play Crazy Scabies? Floor Shorts? I guess there is enough of us, we could play Hassle the Fishmonger, but we'd have to move the couch.
Garrett: Yeah, no one's ever heard of any of those games.
Dina: Seriously? None of you? Well, what did you do as kids when your mom was out with the men from the bank?

Quote from Jonah

Mateo: Oh, my God, you know who I saw at the gas station the other day?
Jonah: Who?
Mateo: Mustard man.
Jonah: No!
Dina: [snooty British voice] How was he?
Garrett: [snooty British voice] Yes, was he pumping petrol?
Jonah: [snooty British voice] Where might I find the ah-loo-minium?
Dina: [snooty British voice] Right next to the vit-ah-mins.

Quote from Kelly

Jonah: Uh, it was from before you started. It was this guy that used to come in all the time.
Kelly: And... and he liked mustard?
Dina: "And he liked mustard?" Are you making fun of us?
Kelly: Oh, no.
Jonah: No, he was just, like, um, this, like, old, fancy guy. You know, like from the Grey Poupon commercials.
Garrett: [snooty British voice] Uh, pardon me, but do you have any bags of mulch?
Jonah: He sounded exactly like that.
Dina: I don't think I've seen that commercial.
Jonah: Yeah, yeah, you have. It's from the '90s. The Grey Poupon commercial.
Kelly: Mm-mm.
Dina: How have you never seen the Grey Poupon commercial?
Kelly: I don't know. But it sounds funny. [laughs awkwardly]
Dina: It wasn't. It wasn't.

Quote from Kelly

Kelly: So it took all three frogs to say "Budweiser"?
Dina: The sounds they made together was "Budweiser." It wasn't that they were saying it. Those were just the sounds that they made as frogs. I-I don't know how to explain any more, okay? But people in America thought it was pretty darn impressive, so...
Jonah: It was, like, a really big commercial.
Mateo: Is this like a Mannequin situation?

Quote from Kelly

Jonah: Hey, guys, Kelly knows a game that she can teach everybody. What we played at your sister's.
Kelly: Oh, yeah. Okay. All right, so the game is called Answers. And you can only ask questions, or you can only reply with questions. Now, if you answer a question or you question an answer, then you lose points. And you can only make it to the next round once everybody has put in their bid or an overture...
Jonah: You know what? Actually, we could just maybe start playing the game, and everybody will get it as we go.
Mateo: I'm already annoyed. Is that part of the game?
Kelly: Two points! [chuckles]

Quote from Dina

Amy: Anybody want any meat? [silence] Nobody? Really? Nobody? Nobody wants meat?
Dina: I'll take some.
Mateo: Aren't you vegan?
Dina: Uh, yeah, just for, like, 20 years. But when I see meat that looks that delicious, I have to make an exception.
Amy: No, Dina, you don't have to eat that.
Mateo: Ugh.
Dina: Oh, yeah. I guess this is what he used to stand on. They just took off the little foot. I'm going to eat a bird now. I'm going to eat a bird now. I'm gonna... [all groan] [eats] Wow, but is it worth it for that taste! [pained laughter] Yum!

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: Five bucks says they cut to the wrong person of color at least twice.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Guys, Rooney Mara's family owns two NFL teams. She was born on third base.
Dina: That's baseball.
Jonah: I know sports!

Quote from Amy

Amy: What are you drinking?
Garrett: I'm having a rum and coke.
Amy: Ah-ah! I don't think that's what it's called.
Garrett: I'm having a Master of Rum.
Amy: There you go! Master of Rum! Ha! I'm going to go fill up my Handmaid's Ale.
Mateo: That's a clever name.

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