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Gender Reveal

‘Gender Reveal’

Season 3, Episode 20 -  Aired April 19, 2018

While Glenn and Jerusha decide to have a "gender reveal" party at the store, Dina freaks out about the realities of childbirth. Meanwhile, Mateo tries to be supportive as an unemployed Jeff searches for direction.

Quote from Cheyenne

Jerusha: The doctor says it's normal for the head to be so much bigger than the rest of the body.
Cheyenne: I've heard that successful people have unusually large heads. Look at the Burger King.


Quote from Dina

Dina: The baby's in a sack anyway. I'm just suggesting we take out that sack, and stuff it into someone else. Maybe Sandra.
Amy: Yeah, I don't think that technology exists.
Dina: What technology? I'm talking about moving a bag of garbage from the kitchen to the side of the house.
Glenn: Bag of garbage?
Amy: You can't just move it. It's attached to things.
Dina: Fine, fine, that's just one idea. We can come up with something else.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [on the phone] The name is Glenn and Jerusha Sturgis. I need to know the gender of their baby. Okay, sure, one second. [exhales] [as Glenn] Hello, it's me, Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelope the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in and... [normal voice] What? That's exactly how he sounds. You have no idea how spot on I was!

Quote from Cheyenne

Dina: I did not think this through. And now, I have a horrible parasite just eating and pissing inside me.
Cheyenne: My friend Corona swallowed a tape worm to lose weight, and it ate one of her organs. She looked really good at prom, though.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: You were supposed to tell him to get a job.
Jonah: But then he said all that stuff, and you told him to follow his bliss.
Mateo: Because I'm not supposed to be the bad cop. That was your job.
Jonah: I'm sorry. You seemed on board.
Mateo: It's called acting. Okay, when you watch Terms of Endearment, Debra Winger doesn't actually have cancer.
Jonah: I haven't seen it yet. It's on my list. But I still have a lot of TV to get through. We're in a golden age of television.

Quote from Justine

Dina: Funny to think that it has genitals, right? It's like, I could have a stranger's tiny penis just whipping around inside me.
Justine: Sounds like my Saturday night. [chuckles] [all groan]

Quote from Marcus

Marcus: You guys doing funny accents? [as Nixon] I am not a crook. Ronald Reagan.

Quote from Jeff

Mateo: Hey. What are you doing here?
Jeff: Oh, I'm on a break from Target. Thought I would stop by and say hi.
Jonah: How's your new job?
Jeff: Oh, at Target? Well, it's Target. It's the big leagues.
Mateo: Well, uh, thank you for visiting. It was good seeing you, but these carts aren't gonna put themselves away, so.
Jeff: Oh, uh, okay, well, then I'm going to do a little shopping for supper. Don't tell the folks at Target. I'm kidding, they don't need my business, they're Target.

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: I've gone from expense accounts and hotel dinners to having to figure out what "squat and bury" means.
Jonah: I don't know, I think he's kind of pulling off that hat.
Mateo: Are you kidding? He looks like if Freddie Mercury was going fly fishing.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: Attention, ladies and germs. Sorry, I've always wanted to say that.

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