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Grand Re-Opening

‘Grand Re-Opening’

Season 3, Episode 1 -  Aired September 28, 2017

The employees of Cloud 9 rush to restock the store ahead of its grand re-opening following the tornado.

Quote from Cheyenne

Amy: Look, we can always redo stuff tomorrow, so for now, it's better to do things fast and bad than slow and good.
Cheyenne: But fast and good is better.
Amy: What are you doing?
Cheyenne: What? Fast and good is better than fast and bad.
Amy: Yes, but for now, we're gonna prioritize speed.
Cheyenne: Okay. I'm... I'm prioritizing both.
Amy: You can't prioritize both!


Quote from Glenn

Glenn: [on recording] Hi, I'm Glenn. This is my voice.
Glenn: How come no one ever told me that I sounded like that?
Amy: We thought you knew.
Glenn: But that's not how I sound on the inside! On the inside, I sound like, "Hi, I'm Glenn."
Jonah: That's the same voice.
Glenn: Not what you hear. What I hear.

Quote from Sandra

Mateo: What am I going to say to Jeff? He never called me back.
Cheyenne: Maybe he didn't get the message. Maybe he couldn't hear you over the tornado.
Mateo: Well, I don't even know if I want him to have heard me. It's complicated.
Cheyenne: Mm.
Sandra: My boyfriend Jerry got hit in the head by a mailbox during the tornado. He's been in a coma ever since. I visit him every day to read to him. I'm on the fifth Harry Potter book, and...
Cheyenne: Ooh! You know what we could do? Maybe we could do a test in front of one of those big fans to see if he could hear you.
Mateo: God, that's an amazing idea! [both walk off]
Sandra: He's off the breathing tube. So, that's good.

Quote from Garrett

Jonah: Okay, roomie.
Garrett: Oh. House rules. Do not touch my video game stuff. No talking during Game of Thrones. No cooking fish. And leave me out of your coffee-making process.
Jonah: I'll have to, because it's a French single press.
Garrett: I do not like fragrant soaps. On Wednesday, my Black friends come over, so do not be around. What else? Parking spots. You don't get one.

Quote from Garrett

Glenn: Hey, uh, Garrett. Um, I'm supposed to give a speech later, and I'm a little nervous about it, uh, given that... I'm sorry. I'm a little embarrassed to say.
Garrett: Your voice.
Glenn: What? No. Not... Given that I didn't prepare anything. What's wrong with my voice?
Garrett: Nothing. You have a nice voice.
Glenn: Garrett, I'm not a child. If there's something wrong with my voice, you can just tell me.
Garrett: Okay. Um... Some people... not me, but some people... might find your voice, octave-wise, to be the teeniest, tiniest, bit... High.
Glenn: [high-pitched] What?
Garrett: Yeah.
Glenn: Who?
Garrett: Uh, anyone with ears.
Glenn: [looks around] That's everybody.
Garrett: Yeah, it's high.

Quote from Glenn

Dina: It says, "Bring back the staff a week before the grand opening, on the 28th." Today's the 28th. Well, he couldn't be more clear!
Glenn: Yes! He could've said "The grand opening, which is on the 28th." This makes the 28th sound like the start date!
Amy: "Bring back the staff a week before the grand opening... on the 28th." Yeah, this is confusing.
Dina: No! "Bring back the staff a week before... the grand opening on the 28th."
Glenn: He didn't say it like that. You're adding emphasis.
Amy: Okay, guys. We just need to figure out what we're going to do.
Glenn: Or as Dina would put it, "We need to figure out what we're gonna do."
Dina: Maybe I would. Maybe I would say it like that.
Glenn: Yeah, well good luck in radio.

Quote from Dina

Dina: [on the phone] We are looking for Minions costumes only. What in the name of God is "Lego Ninjago?"

Quote from Marcus

Amy: Okay, so we don't have much time, which means we need to stock the shelves with the big items first, and...
Marcus: Wait. What if we just set up one aisle, take a picture of it, blow that bad boy up life-sized, and then just slap it over all the other aisles? Boom.
Amy: Uh-huh, maybe.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: When you get to hour two, minute twelve, of Pirates of the Caribbean, you can see one of the pirates is wearing a watch. That's a... That's a goof.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Welcome back, shoppers. I'm sure you're all very excited that we've reopened. Or more likely, you don't care at all, 'cause it's just a store.

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