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Employee Appreciation Day

‘Employee Appreciation Day’

Season 4, Episode 22 -  Aired May 16, 2019

Amy and Dina announce "Employee Appreciation Day" to improve morale as the workers discuss unionizing. Meanwhile, Corporate's extreme attempt to quash the union movement puts one employee in peril.

Quote from Cheyenne

Mateo: [phone buzzes] [scoffs] Jeff again. It's, like, the fifth time in a row.
Cheyenne: I honestly feel like calling someone is one of the worst things you can do to them.
Mateo: I know, right?


Quote from Glenn

Garrett: Not sure who I feel about this new MC Cool Cloud.
Dina: Yeah, there's something profoundly disturbing about seeing a two-dimensional cartoon character in three dimensions.
Glenn: Like with The Peanuts Movie. I had no idea that Charlie Brown was a bald child with a deformed head.
Dina: It's like a bruised apple.
Glenn: I know.

Quote from Dina

Dina: I don't understand the obsession with procreation. The whole planet's got, like, maybe ten years left. Just enjoy it.

Quote from Sayid

Sayid: Here I have my refugee identity certificate, my social security card, driver's license, electric bills proving my residence.
Officer: That's fine. That's fine.
Sayid: And here are pictures of me at the block party in my mostly white neighborhood. As you can see, everybody's smiling. The community is embracing me.

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: Guys, let's not forget that Jesus was an immigrant from heaven.
Dina: Oh, boy.
Glenn: Yeah. And he had to go home too, and it was not a fun trip. Plus, it could not have been easy being a white guy in the Middle East.

Quote from Kelly

Kelly: Did you know that the capital of Panama is Panama? I can rap the entire Central American countries. I did it once for a talent competition. ♫ Mexcio D.F., Mexico ♫ Guatemala, Guatemala ♫ Tegucigalpa, Honduras ♫ San Salvador, El Salvador ♫ San Jose, Costa Rica ♫ Panama, Panama ♫

Quote from Carol

Sandra: Thank you for coming.
Jerry: Of course. I'm always gonna be here for you.
Sandra: You're the best.
Jerry: You're the best.
Sandra: No, you're the best.
Carol: [to officer] I hate to say this because they're close friends of mine, but they're both human traffickers. If you check her locker, there's evidence.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: It's weird how Employee Appreciation Day always seems to fall right around when people are filling out their union cards.
Amy: Mm. Anyway, we're gonna have little special surprises all day long. We've got ice cream.
All: Ooh.
Amy: We've got a masseuse.
All: Ooh.
Amy: And we've got Cloud 9 Frisbees for the kids.
Jonah: And for those of you who wanna join the union, we've got collective bargaining rights, higher wages, and job security.

Quote from Amy

Justine: Sorry, for the massages, should we be in, like, a towel or just totally buck naked?
Amy: Neither, fully clothed.
Marcus: Clothed for the ice cream too?
Amy: Yes, everybody keep their clothes on. It's ridiculous how often I have to say that.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers, today is Employee Appreciation Day, and all of our associates are getting free ice cream. So if you're wondering why everything's sticky, that's one of the reasons.

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