‘California (Part 2)’
Season 6, Episode 2 - Aired November 5, 2020
As Amy prepares to leave St. Louis for her job in California, she has second thoughts about all the upheaval. Meanwhile, Dina searches for a new best friend, and Glenn and Mateo film a tribute to Amy.
Quote from Justine
Justine: The main thing I remember about Amy is her and Jonah doing it on camera during that town hall meeting. Free live porn? Uh, yes, please!
Quote from Justine
Justine: Best friend? Jeez! I'm so thrilled you thought of me.
Dina: You're just in the running, okay? And with you, I'm mostly interested in your ability to donate any organs I may need in the future.
Justine: Well, I hope you don't need a vagina, because I'll be using it. [Dina exhales deeply] Also, my kidneys aren't great.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Shh, guys, best part!
Mateo: [on video] Amy, you've done so much for me. You gave me this job, you've helped me through some... some hard times. And if it weren't for you, I never would've met my boyfriend.
Amy: Right?
Mateo: [on video] Because even though I said, "Stop, I'm not gonna date your brother," even when it became a clear HR violation...
Dina: It is.
Mateo: [on video] You just kept pushing. And, Amy, you were right. [sings] ♪ Who can say if I've been changed for the better? ♪ ♪ Because I knew you ♪ ♪ Because I knew you ♪ [harmonizing with self on video] ♪ Because I knew you ♪ ♪ I have been changed ♪ ♪ For good ♪
Glenn: That'll do, pig.
Mateo: Excuse me?
Quote from Amy
Amy: Quick COVID safety reminder: Please stop asking customers for gum. Actually, that's not a COVID thing. You should probably never do that.
Quote from Marcus
Dina: Nope, these two are gonna die in California. Of old age, hopefully, but who knows? I heard Long Beach is a chlamydia pocket.
Mateo: You don't die of chlamydia.
Marcus: Yeah. It just goes away on its own.
Jonah: That is not true, Marcus.
Quote from Garrett
Amy: As many of you know, today is my last day. And given the crazy circumstances, Glenn has agreed to step back in as manager. So, yay! Glenn again! [applause]
Marcus: Guys, let's look on the bright side. At least we don't lose Jonah for another 13 days and 11 hours.
Jonah: Do you have my flight inf... Anyway, yes. Amy is heading out with Parker and Emma now, and I'm gonna tie up some loose ends, and then join her in that amount of time.
Garrett: I just can't believe you're actually leaving. I thought you and me were gonna work here till we got old and died together. I mean, not here at the store. But probably.
Quote from Cheyenne
Sandra: Wow, you guys are gonna go off into the sunset, together forever.
Amy: Okay.
Sandra: California's so lucky!
Amy: Guys, we're just moving.
Cheyenne: Yeah, I can see it... Jonah and Amy, old as hell just sitting on a porch, looking out at the Golden Gate. You know, making out under the light of the Hollywood sign.
Jonah: I have map questions, but nice.
Quote from Glenn
Sandra: You guys did it. You beat the odds, and now you're gonna be together forever...
Amy: Okay, we're gonna be in this meeting forever if you guys don't knock it off. So Sandra, you're cleaning carts.
Glenn: Her last time handing out assignments!
Amy: Sarah, you're repricing maternity wear in Softlines.
Glenn: Her last time asking Sarah to reprice maternity in Softlines.
Amy: Brett, if you could please be...
Glenn: This is history!
Amy: On toilet duty... Glenn!
Quote from Dina
Dina: All right, let's talk going away party. I want to lower your expectations. We have some mylar balloons, no helium.