Garrett: Okay, just keep it simple. Take him out to a nice dinner.
Dina: I don't even know what a nice dinner is. Is it a hot soup followed by a cold soup? Is it a place that gives you bread? Is it a place that wants you to bring your own bread?
Garrett: What are you talking about? You've had dinner before.
Dina: Not as a girlfriend!
Garrett: It's very similar!

Justine: Oh, my God, he's so cute. My ovaries are exploding. It's like, scrambled eggs, anyone?
Garrett: Oh, gross.
Corey: Disgusting.

Mateo: Like, I get the concept of babies. I'm not even saying don't have babies. Like, have babies. But do I have to see the babies?

Cheyenne: The glitter was my idea. Makes it look more magical, right?
Sandra: Is that edible glitter?
Cheyenne: I mean, technically all glitter is edible. It's really small.
Sandra: Oh, okay.

Sandra: Oh, my God. Wouldn't it be crazy if Jonah actually was Parker's dad?
Cheyenne: Yeah, that'd be wild. But Amy was already pregnant when she and Jonah had sex.
Sandra: Unless she just thought she was pregnant. It could've been a false positive.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. There was this girl in my class who thought she was pregnant, and then she went away for a few months. And when she came back, it turned out that her mom had a miracle baby, like, way late in life.
Sandra: Uh-huh.

Sandra: So I got it.
Cheyenne: What?
Sandra: Jonah's DNA.
Cheyenne: You took that from Jonah?
Sandra: Yeah. And I found one of Parker's pacifiers. So now we just send them to the lab with $200 and then wait for the results.
Cheyenne: Oh. Yeah, you know, I don't wanna do that, no offense. It just crosses so many lines and is, like, super crazy.
Sandra: Oh. Yeah. I hadn't thought about the lines. So, um... Could you, like, not tell Jonah and Amy about this?
Cheyenne: Oh, sorry, but I kind of just think I'm gonna.
Sandra: Of course. Yeah, totally get it.

Jonah: All right, all right. Come here, little buddy. I got you.
Sandra: Oh, my God. Jonah's holding Amy's baby like it's his baby.
Jonah: I live with him, Sandra. I hold him every day.
Sandra: I'm literally screaming right now.

Cheyenne: You know, mopping up glitter vomit isn't as bad as regular vomit. It makes me feel like I'm cleaning up after a wasted unicorn.

Glenn: No, no. It makes no sense for you to run the meeting when the former manager is here. I can do this from muscle memory.
Dina: What are you talking about? Your body has literally no muscle. Now give me the clipboard.
Glenn: No.

Amy: Parker's day care closed at the last minute. Some kid had lice.
Jonah: Logan. Surprise, surprise.
Mateo: So now Parker is here. With his wet face, great.
Amy: Well, I mean, I didn't know what else to do. My parents are out of town, and Eric's working, and Adam's at a convention learning how to do beekeeping.
Cheyenne: Oh, if he wants bees, I still got a ton in my car.