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Season 1, Episode 9 - Aired February 8, 2016

The Cloud 9 employees get locked in the store overnight.

Quote from Glenn

Garrett: Ooh, cool move, cowboy.
Glenn: What, this? I was born with a drill in my hand. My family used to own a hardware store. Sturgis and Sons?
Jonah: Oh.
Glenn: Yeah, for 59 years, the name "Sturgis" was synonymous with tools. Well, until Cloud 9 moved in up the street, and then a month later, we lost everything. Hey, has anyone seen the laser level?
Jonah: Doesn't it make you a little angry to be working for them?
Glenn: Oh, I don't waste my time with anger. [hammers]
Garrett: Oh.
Glenn: [chuckles] Look at that. I hit my finger.
Jonah: That looked pretty serious.


Quote from Glenn

Glenn: I think it was on one of these memos from corporate. Here. [sighs] "Union buzzwords."
Dina: "How to spot a union."
Glenn: "Anti-union activity."
Dina: "What to do if you hear the word 'union.'"
Glenn: "Reporting union activity." "List of toxic food recalls"? I don't remember doing any food recalls. [Dina gasps] What?
Dina: "Addendum of policy changes to employee handbook... Relationships between supervisors and subordinates no longer forbidden, now just strongly discouraged."
Glenn: Yeah, words. Oh, here it is. "Please detach the accompanying card and keep in a safe place." And, look, I wrote, "Like in your car," and then I underlined "car." Oh, that means it's just outsi... Oh.

Quote from Cheyenne

Cheyenne: Part of me's glad I missed the recital. I've been looking forward to my senior dance since sixth grade, and it would've sucked to just sit there and watch. I'm not saying that I regret this baby. I just wish that I'd had it later... or sooner, like a lot of my friends.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers, the store has been closed for 20 minutes. Many of us would like to leave. So, if you're still in the store, you're being a dick. Don't be a dick.

Quote from Dina

Dina: [on the phone] Birds, it's Mommy. Listen up. Scout, Taffy, FDR, Pikachu, you guys are in charge, so act like the leaders I know that you are. Now, cockatoos, I assume you can't hear me right now since you should all be asleep already. Okay, heads down. [clears throat] [sings] Too la loo ra loo ral Too la loo ra li

Quote from Glenn

Garrett: Ooh, corporate messed up. Those are the same signs we just took down.
Glenn: I don't think so.
Garrett: Mm-Hmm.
Glenn: Nope, they say the old signs were this pale, outdated color called "Glossy Dolphin." The new ones are a bold, exciting color called "Glossy Dolphin B." [Garrett scoffs]

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Guys...
Amy: No.
Jonah: You don't even know what I was gonna say.
Amy: I know that every time you start a sentence with, "Guys," you end it with, "Let's make the best of this," or, "Let's have fun." You never say, "Guys, this really sucks."
Jonah: Guys, we have the entire store to ourselves. We could do whatever we want. If we decide that this is gonna be fun, then this is gonna be fun. So, if you're with me, I will see all of you in the fun zone.
Amy: "Fun zone"?
Mateo: Sometimes I just really want to slap him.

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Uh, I do, yes, and I think each and every one of us has regrets. I'll go next. I regret doing Semester at Sea instead of just picking one country and really absorbing the culture.

Quote from Dina

Dina: Well, my only regrets are the times I over thought things and didn't go for what I wanted.
Jonah: There you go.
Dina: I mean, why fight nature? We're all just animals, right?

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: I regret not rescuing my twin brother from that wave.
Jonah: So there you have it, guys. We are learning lots about each other.

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