Mateo: What... what is it? What did he draw?
Cheyenne: Mm, uhh, I don't think I can say it in front of the kids. But... you have one, but I don't. But we both like them. And sometimes they're curved...
Amy: Cheyenne, this is more disturbing than the word.

Glenn: You think you can handle it?
Cheyenne: Glenn, I'm a mom.
Glenn: Okay then, that would be great. Oh, just one tip. Don't let her put marbles in her mouth. Uh, don't let anything fall on her.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Glenn: And also, don't let her get wet. And don't feed her after midnight. Just kidding, that's from Gremlins.

Amy: Glenn, I don't want to tell you how to parent, but one of your kids is drawing on the back of Mateo's head.
Mateo: What?
Glenn: Leo, you put that down, mister.
Dina: This is why you can't bring your kids to work.
Glenn: It's just for a few hours. I'm surprising Jerusha with a photo of all the kids we've ever fostered. Obviously, we'll... we'll Photoshop in the prison ones.

Glenn: Okay, so, everyone wash their hands, not just for cacas, but also for wee-wees. And if you need help wiping, well, just come see me, okay? Obviously, that part is just for the children.
Marcus: I was gonna say, "Wee-wees too?" Who washes their hand after a wee-wee?
Glenn: Can we take Marcus off of produce, please?
Dina: Absolutely.

Amy: Hey, Mateo, what's... what's going on, bud?
Mateo: You know, just making the most out of a post-Jeff world.
Dina: Aww. You can't eat the merchandise.
Mateo: I'm gonna pay for it.
Dina: I'll make sure you do.

Amy: Okay, you know what could help get your mind off the breakup? Is if you threw yourself into the work.
Dina: Yeah.
Mateo: That's easy for you to say. Everything around here reminds me of him. Oh, my God! Did everyone become bald overnight or something?
Dina: Hey. I know this is tough for you, but just know that Jeff wasn't attractive at all. I don't know what was going on from the waist down, but this... was a mess. You're welcome.
Mateo: You thought Jeff was hot, right? [Amy is silent]

Glenn: Before you started here, our photo studio had tons of backdrops. Like waterfalls, jungles, the living room from "Seinfeld," you name it.
Cheyenne: But who would pay to have their photo taken?
Glenn: Mostly families. Oh, and lonely women with dogs.

Mateo: If you played for my team...
Marcus: Yeah?
Mateo: Like, you would totally be into Jeff, right?
Marcus: N- He wouldn't even be in the top five, to be honest.

Marcus: Oh, check this out. Kids love me. Hey there, kiddos. Do you guys like Batman? 'Cause I think I saw him over in Housewares. [kids are silent] You know, Batman. From... from the movies. "I'm Batman!" Really? All right, never mind, these kids are duds. Move. Excuse me.

Mateo: Good. You guys keep doing that, and I'll keep on checking Jeff's Instagram. Oh, wow. Look who's training for a 5K now.