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Delivery Day

‘Delivery Day’

Season 4, Episode 5 -  Aired November 1, 2018

Amy goes into labor the same day Dina is set to go to the hospital to have Glenn and Jerusha's baby. Back at the store, Garrett struggles to think up a funny thing to write in the congratulations cards.

Quote from Justine

Glenn: Anyway, you all have my cell phone number but only call if it is a true emergency like a fire, or a big storm, or a robbery, okay?
Justine: What if a celebrity comes in the store like Alec Baldwin, or Billy Baldwin, or Stephen Baldwin?
Glenn: It doesn't matter which Baldwin, you don't need to call. Just enjoy.


Quote from Dina

Dr. Gillespie: Right, you must be Dina Fox. Hello, I'm Dr. Gillespie. I'll be administering the epidural.
Dina: Damn, what is with this place? It's like Grey's Anatomy in here.

Quote from Dina

Dina: Well, this is it for you and me, kid. I hope I gave you a good start the past nine months. Now, if you ever need anything, you can always come to me. But not on Wednesdays or Fridays, because I have crew practice. All right, what else can I tell you? Never go camping on your period. If you ever find a pair of shoes you like, buy multiple pairs. You meet a man with a houseboat, walk the other way. That's an important one.

Quote from Glenn

Dina: Hey guys, we're heading to the hospital to have the baby.
Jonah: Oh, my God. Are you in labor?
Glenn: No, but the baby's a week late so we are inducing and it's no fault of Dina's that she did not deliver on schedule.
Dina: Yeah, well, by the way you only paid me for 40 weeks so I will be charging you overtime.
Glenn: Well, when I don't get a package on time, the shipping company gives me a refund and an apology.

Quote from Justine

Justine: How about, "Best wishes from Cloud 9"?
Carol: No offense, but I hate that.
Garrett: Yeah.
Sayid: What about, "Best wishes from your Cloud 9 family?"
Justine: Um, family feels a little weird since a lot of us are banging each other. [chuckles] Guilty!

Quote from Jonah

Jonah: Okay, I got your fluffy socks, your cellphone charger, also got a copy of Us Weekly in case you wanted to see a four-page spread of Gwen Stefani pumping gas.
Amy: Ah, I love it when they pump their own gas.

Quote from Dina

Dina: I think we should switch to Dr. Sidian.
Jerusha: No, but we've been seeing Dr. Meyer for nine months.
Dina: Yeah, I just feel more comfortable with this guy. Honestly, I was never a Dr. Meyer fan. I didn't want to say anything but during one of our exams she was accidentally looking into my butt the whole time. I think she got confused, and I felt bad correcting her.
Jerusha: Glenn, this is about Dina and her needs. If she feels more comfortable with this doctor, then that's all that matters.
Glenn: Fine, we'll go with Doctor Stranger-we-just-met.
Dina: Thank you, Jerusha. Also, for my comfort, would you be able to go to my apartment and get this camisole? It's silky, very sheer, and also my make-up bag?
Jerusha: Sure, whatever you need.
Dina: Thanks.
Glenn: Oh, and honey, watch out for the bird. She has a faIcon now.
Jerusha: Ah, will do.
Glenn: Okay.
Dina: And grab a push-up bra!

Quote from Mateo

Mateo: Okay, I'm having everybody sign two cards. One for Amy and the whole Glenn, Dina, Jerusha mess. I thought the butterflies was perfect for Amy because, you know, she's entering a new phase in her life and this one has balloons because, you know, Glenn.

Quote from Garrett

Mateo: "Happy 0th birthday." Cute.
Garrett: Wait, wait. Hold up. What's wrong with that?
Mateo: Oh, nothing. This is fine. It's funny.
Garrett: I mean, I wasn't, you know... I was just going off the top of my head. I wasn't trying to be, like, hilarious or anything.
Mateo: Okay.
Garrett: You know, I'm gonna take another look at it. [exits]
Mateo: Up to you. Just pass it along when you're done. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. [chuckles] Yes. Nah.

Quote from Jonah

Lillian: Hi, can I get the dad's insurance card?
Amy: Oh, no, he's not the dad.
Lillian: Oh, I'm sorry.
Amy: Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't mean, "He's not the dad," like I was having an affair and got knocked up by some rando. I just mean that the man I had sex with, he is the father of this baby.
Lillian: I understand. I'm not a nurse but we take a class. The reason I'm asking is we don't accept your insurance.
Amy: What?
Jonah: Oh, but her coworker's having a baby in the next room and you take their insurance.
Lillian: Well, looks like they're on a different plan. They have health shield bronze and what you have is different.
Amy: And by different you mean?
Lillian: Worse. It's worse.
Jonah: Of course. Corporate takes care of the managers and the rest of us get the scraps.
Amy: Can we please not do all of that right now?

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