Arrested Development Quotes
- Season 1
- 101 Pilot
- 102 Top Banana
- 103 Bringing Up Buster
- 104 Key Decisions
- 105 Charity Drive
- 106 Visiting Ours
- 107 In God We Trust
- 108 My Mother, the Car
- 109 Storming the Castle
- 110 Pier Pressure
- 111 Public Relations
- 112 Marta Complex
- 113 Beef Consomme
- 114 Shock and Aww
- 115 Staff Infection
- 116 Altar Egos
- 117 Justice is Blind
- 118 Missing Kitty
- 119 Best Man for the Gob
- 120 Whistler's Mother
- 121 Not Without My Daughter
- 122 Let 'Em Eat Cake
- Season 2
- 201 The One Where Michael Leaves
- 202 The One Where They Build a House
- 203 iAmigos!
- 204 Good Grief
- 205 Sad Sack
- 206 Afternoon Delight
- 207 Switch Hitter
- 208 Queen for a Day
- 209 Burning Love
- 210 Ready, Aim, Marry Me
- 211 Out on a Limb
- 212 Hand to God
- 213 Motherboy XXX
- 214 The Immaculate Election
- 215 Sword of Destiny
- 216 Meat the Veals
- 217 Spring Breakout
- 218 Righteous Brothers
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- 501 Family Leave
- 502 Self-Deportation
- 503 Everyone Gets Atrophy
- 504 An Old Start
- 505 Sinking Feelings
- 506 Emotional Baggage
- 507 Rom-Traum
- 508 Premature Independence
- 509 Unexpected Company
- 510 Taste Makers
- 511 Chain Migration
- 512 Check Mates
- 513 The Untethered Sole
- 514 Saving for Arraignment Day
- 515 Courting Disasters
- 516 The Fallout
Michael Bluth tries to keep his wealthy family and their business together after their patriach is arrested on fraud charges.
Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Will Arnett, Michael Cera, Alia Shawkat, Tony Hale, David Cross, Jeffrey Tambor, Jessica Walter, Ron Howard.
Recurring Actors: Henry Winkler, Liza Minnelli, Justin Grant Wade.
Original Run: 2003-2006, 2013-2019.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Lucille in Everyone Gets Atrophy
Lucille: You know our family motto. We forget, but we never forgive.
Michael: I remember the framed needlepoint.
Lucille: You'll see. In life, you don't want to carry that much hate.
Michael: Although, by not forgiving, you're throwing everything out and just keeping the hate.
George Sr.: Well, how do you think she keeps that figure?
Quote from Gob in Emotional Baggage
Lucille: His name is Dustin Radler, and I haven't hired him, because technically, he's given up the rat race.
George Sr.: Oh, God, the "giving up the rat race" guy? This is the sand hobo? Uh, it's just a question. Are you guys doing something?
Gob: Don't say it! Please, I can't I can't hear it.
Lucille: He tickles my fancy.
Gob: Your what? Is the- What part of Mom is the fancy? You do not want to know what I'm picturing, and it's not what you think.
Lucille: Oh, stop. We walk on the beach. We like the feel of the sand on our feet.
Gob: Oh, God, the thought of your feet.
George Sr.: It's fine. I'm glad you have someone to talk to. Well, maybe I'll go check on Buster.
Gob: Wow. Mom really has him fancy-whipped, huh?
Quote from Lucille in Public Relations
Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Quote from Lucille in Charity Drive
Lucille: Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one. You're the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
Michael: You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?
Quote from Lucille in Visiting Ours
Michael: Hey, Mom. I went to visit Dad today. Quick question. How long does it take you to get out there?
Lucille: Oh, I've never been.
Michael: Then why does he tell me that you've never been?
Lucille: [belches] Ooh. Sorry, Michael. Pool food. My system's not used to curly fries.
Quote from Tobias in Spring Breakout
Tobias: Come on! Let's see some bananas and nuts! Oh, perhaps we should just pull their pants off.
Phillip Litt: Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing? This is where we shoot.
Lindsay: Yeah, well, you've got competition now, 'cause we're making our own video.
Phillip Litt: Will you just get over it! It's nudity. Just because you're ashamed of your body doesn't mean everybody should be.
Tobias: Oh, really? Well, let's see how you feel about what you're packing.
[Tobias bends down and pulls down Phillip Litt's pants to reveal a pair of denim cut-offs]
Lindsay: [gasps] You're a [bleep] never-nude? You're asking girls to take their tops off, and you can't even be naked? I've gotta get this.
Tobias: Lindsay, I've already got it. I'm back into cutoffs. Lindsay?
Phillip Litt: I didn't see you at the convention.
Tobias: No, I was in Germany. I teleconferenced in.
Phillip Litt: Oh, did you go to the seminar on chafing?
Tobias: Dr. Schoenweiss. Yes.
Quote from Lucille in Altar Egos
George Sr.: Lucille! Hi. Uh, this is not what it looks like.
Lucille: It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.
George Sr.: Yep. Yeah, that's it.
Lucille: Is this why you wanted to fight this thing? So you could run off with this great redwood of a whore?
George Sr.: Listen to me. She is a fan of mine. She has seen everything I've done. You understand? Everything.
Lucille: Well, so have I and I'm not going to put up with it anymore.
George Sr.: Okay.
Lucille: You'll be hearing from Barry.