Arrested Development Quote of the Day

Sunday, April 21, 2024

Quote from George Michael in Emotional Baggage

Michael: [to Maeby] Ah, hey. Did that Murphybrown thing upset you?
George Michael: Oh, did that actress die? Oh, [bleeps] you, 2015.
Michael: Oh, no, this is different.


Recent Quotes

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Quote from George Sr. in Borderline Personalities

Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.

Friday, April 19, 2024

Quote from Maeby in Motherboy XXX

Michael: George Michael, I don't think you should be going on this Promise Land thing.
George Michael: What? Why? Because I'd miss school?
Michael: No.
Maeby: You get to miss school for that?
Narrator: And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian.
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?

Thursday, April 18, 2024

Quote from Tobias in Making a Stand

Narrator: It was the first time someone took Tobias's side-
Tobias: Bob? Bob?
Narrator: ...and he wanted to thank him.
Tobias: Listen, uh as much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything, I feel like I'm making a friend in you. So, I was wondering if maybe tonight you just want to, uh take in a movie, or a shvitz or just stay in and nest.
Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.
Tobias: Of course, the "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." [chuckles] Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!
Narrator: While Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw...

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Quote from Lindsay in Staff Infection

Michael: Lindsay, how can you just come in here and ask me for a paycheck?
Lindsay: Well, I usually ask Kitty, uh, but she's not around and you're the only one here I've ever seen before.
Michael: How long has this been going on?
Lindsay: Dad hired me out of college.
Michael: You quit college.
Lindsay: Yeah, well, I had a job. What was the point?

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Quote from Michael in Rom-Traum

Michael: Now that we're talking about money, I want to tell you, I couldn't be more proud of what you've been able to do with the Fakeblock thing. But with this kind of success, it puts a target on your back. People are gonna think, "Here comes the next Steve Gobs." They're gonna want-
George Michael: Jobs.
Michael: Jobs, for sure, but they're also gonna want money.

Monday, April 15, 2024

Quote from Lucille in Storming the Castle

Lucille: You're the only child who chose a spouse I liked, and she's the one who had to die.
Michael: I know. That's rough for you.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, April 22, 2024

A quote from Tobias in the episode Out on a Limb.

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

A quote from Michael in the episode Rom-Traum.

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

A quote from Narrator in the episode Flight of the Phoenix.

Thursday, April 25, 2024

A quote from Tobias in the episode S.O.B.s.

Friday, April 26, 2024

A quote from Lucille in the episode Out on a Limb.