Arrested Development Quote of the Day
Friday, March 29, 2024
Quote from George Michael in Mr. F
George Michael: A suit! Dad, it's a Jack Welch!
Michael: I want you to look under the pants.
George Michael: Quicken! Premier! Dad, I hope you kept the receipt.
Michael: You want to return that?
George Michael: What? No, I want to deduct it.
Recent Quotes
Thursday, March 28, 2024
Quote from George Sr. in Making a Stand
George Sr.: Get away, I'll shoot! I will! I will! I'll take you all out!
Michael: This is all fake. These guys are painters!
George Sr.: I'll kill you! [gun shot]
J. Water Weatherman: Oh, God, my arm!
Michael: Dad, you just shot off this... this guy's arm.
J. Water Weatherman: And that's why you don't teach your father a lesson.
George Sr.: Now who's the stupid one now? Thank you, Gob.
Wednesday, March 27, 2024
Quote from Lucille in The Cabin Show
Lucille: I don't know. Maybe it's because I went off my post-partum medication.
Michael: You were still taking that? You had Buster 32 years ago.
Lucille: And that's how long I've been depressed about him. Actually, I did go off it in the early '90s, but I didn't like what happened to me.
[flashback to 1994 - Lucille is eating a cupcake as she watches TV, while Buster plays a drum and Lupe irons:]
John Beard: [on TV] Claiming she could take it no more, the young mother released the emergency brake, allowing her car to roll backwards into the nearby lake.
Lucille: Good for her!
[present:]
Lucille: I must have gained three pounds.
Tuesday, March 26, 2024
Quote from Lucille in Rom-Traum
Lucille: Tobias better find Lindsay before the 4th of July parade, which is on the 2nd.
Michael: The 4th of July parade is on the 2nd?
Lucille: Mm. Yes. They moved it because they don't want the Hispanics to get even by using up all the supplies a day early like we do with Cinco.
George Sr.: Yeah, and good luck using the 4th of July fireworks on the 3rd, because we will have done it on the 2nd.
Monday, March 25, 2024
Quote from Lucille in Top Banana
Narrator: And so, Lindsay and Maeby separately went to the same restaurant to celebrate thejobs they hadn't actually performed with money they hadn't actually earned.
Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Woman: [o.s.] Hi, Lucille!
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
Sunday, March 24, 2024
Quote from Gob in Emotional Baggage
Gob: [laughs] Did you catch this? Man, that's priceless. First, you eat it with Buster, then you step in it with the movie, and now you're eating what you stepped in, because Kitty hates you. Guess Michael's the geo-bead today.
Michael: Did you say "geo-bead"?
Gob: Yeah, it's one of Dad's expressions- You know, when somebody screws up, that Dad always said it. One of his "you'll figure it out someday" expressions. You're lucky, 'cause Kitty's sweet on me, so I'll go with you.
Michael: No, thank you. Nope.
Tobias: I could go. Or just- Would that be helpful if I did? Or am I just being a G-O-B?
Gob: [chuckles] Uh... [scoffs] G-O-B spells "Gob," you geo-bead, so why don't you s... ah. Well, today's the day.
Saturday, March 23, 2024
Quote from Maeby in Switch Hitter
Maeby: How do you think I feel? He said he would help me on this essay for The Old Man and the Sea.
Michael: I'll help you with that later.
Maeby: Oh, great. Okay. So you have to read this, and then explain it and, this is important, say it in my own words, okay? Smart, but not too smart. Let's have a four-syllable max.
Upcoming Quotes
Saturday, March 30, 2024
A quote from Tobias in the episode Top Banana.
Sunday, March 31, 2024
A quote from Buster in the episode Ready, Aim, Marry Me.
Monday, April 1, 2024
A quote from Lindsay in the episode In God We Trust.
Tuesday, April 2, 2024
A quote from George Sr. in the episode Borderline Personalities.
Wednesday, April 3, 2024
A quote from Michael in the episode Check Mates.