Arrested Development Quote of the Day

Sunday, August 7, 2022

Quote from Lucille in Top Banana

Lucille: Luz, that coat cost more than your house! [to Michael] Oh, that's how we joke. She doesn't even have a house.


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Saturday, August 6, 2022

Quote from Lindsay in In God We Trust

Narrator: Michael and Lindsay proceeded to drink and air their grievances about their mother.
Lindsay: She's always trying to get me to admit that my marriage isn't working.
Michael: And how's it going with you and Tobias?
Lindsay: It's not working.

Friday, August 5, 2022

Quote from Michael in The One Where Michael Leaves

Narrator: This is Michael Bluth. Right now he's taking his son, George Michael, to start a new life in Arizona.
Michael: Phoenix, Arizona, huh? This is it, boy. We are free. We're gonna follow our dreams, you know? And the best part of it? Not workin' for the family anymore.
George Michael: Yeah, but don't- don't you always say "family first"?
Michael: Yes, I do. But that is not a family, okay? They're a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose. And Aunt Lindsay.
George Michael: She's not my real aunt?
Michael: Not a real nose. Got a picture of her when she's 14 in a swimming cap. She looks like a falcon.

Thursday, August 4, 2022

Quote from Tobias in Meat the Veals

Tobias: [high-pitched voice; British accent] Jolly news, governor. Young master's proposing.
Michael: George Michael? I told him not to. He said he wouldn't.
Tobias: Well, this was before he saw you pounding that sweet piece of veal.
Michael: He saw that? Where is he?
Tobias: Oh, he left with Lady Lindsay-
Michael: Tobias, where are they?
Tobias: [normal voice] It is me. It's Tobias.

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

Quote from Lindsay in In God We Trust

Michael: You guys were not sharing a bedroom before?
Lindsay: Well, the cutoffs aren't exactly a turn-on.
Michael: Yeah. What's the deal with the cutoffs?
Lindsay: You've got to promise not to tell anyone this.
Michael: Okay.
Lindsay: He's a never-nude.
Michael: Is that exactly what it sounds like?

Tuesday, August 2, 2022

Quote from Lindsay in Ready, Aim, Marry Me

Michael: Now tell me what you found out at Sitwell.
Lindsay: Oh. You still want me to do that?
Michael: You didn't? Lindsay, I give you one thing to do for the business, and you can't even do it. I mean, if you'd tried and failed, I'd understand, but you didn't even try.
Lindsay: So, I didn't even fail, and I don't see you giving me credit for that.

Monday, August 1, 2022

Quote from Michael in The Cabin Show

Michael: You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober?
Lucille: Michael, it's 8:00 a.m.
Michael: So it's not that.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, August 8, 2022

A quote from Maeby in the episode It Gets Better.

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

A quote from Tobias in the episode Motherboy XXX.

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

A quote from Tobias in the episode An Old Start.

Thursday, August 11, 2022

A quote from George Michael in the episode Emotional Baggage.

Friday, August 12, 2022

A quote from Tobias in the episode Good Grief.