Arrested Development Quotes
- Season 1
- 101 Pilot
- 102 Top Banana
- 103 Bringing Up Buster
- 104 Key Decisions
- 105 Charity Drive
- 106 Visiting Ours
- 107 In God We Trust
- 108 My Mother, the Car
- 109 Storming the Castle
- 110 Pier Pressure
- 111 Public Relations
- 112 Marta Complex
- 113 Beef Consomme
- 114 Shock and Aww
- 115 Staff Infection
- 116 Altar Egos
- 117 Justice is Blind
- 118 Missing Kitty
- 119 Best Man for the Gob
- 120 Whistler's Mother
- 121 Not Without My Daughter
- 122 Let 'Em Eat Cake
- Season 2
- 201 The One Where Michael Leaves
- 202 The One Where They Build a House
- 203 iAmigos!
- 204 Good Grief
- 205 Sad Sack
- 206 Afternoon Delight
- 207 Switch Hitter
- 208 Queen for a Day
- 209 Burning Love
- 210 Ready, Aim, Marry Me
- 211 Out on a Limb
- 212 Hand to God
- 213 Motherboy XXX
- 214 The Immaculate Election
- 215 Sword of Destiny
- 216 Meat the Veals
- 217 Spring Breakout
- 218 Righteous Brothers
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- 501 Family Leave
- 502 Self-Deportation
- 503 Everyone Gets Atrophy
- 504 An Old Start
- 505 Sinking Feelings
- 506 Emotional Baggage
- 507 Rom-Traum
- 508 Premature Independence
- 509 Unexpected Company
- 510 Taste Makers
- 511 Chain Migration
- 512 Check Mates
- 513 The Untethered Sole
- 514 Saving for Arraignment Day
- 515 Courting Disasters
- 516 The Fallout
Michael Bluth tries to keep his wealthy family and their business together after their patriach is arrested on fraud charges.
Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Will Arnett, Michael Cera, Alia Shawkat, Tony Hale, David Cross, Jeffrey Tambor, Jessica Walter, Ron Howard.
Recurring Actors: Henry Winkler, Liza Minnelli, Justin Grant Wade.
Original Run: 2003-2006, 2013-2019.
Quote of the Day
Michael: Let me get this straight. I still have to do all the work as the president of the company, but I can't use any of the money for the company, and you won't let me help with your case, but you'd still like for me to testify at your trial. Is that right?
Lucille: I just want you to say I was a loving mother.
Michael: And now perjury.
Lucille: His name is Dustin Radler, and I haven't hired him, because technically, he's given up the rat race.
George Sr.: Oh, God, the "giving up the rat race" guy? This is the sand hobo? Uh, it's just a question. Are you guys doing something?
Gob: Don't say it! Please, I can't I can't hear it.
Lucille: He tickles my fancy.
Gob: Your what? Is the- What part of Mom is the fancy? You do not want to know what I'm picturing, and it's not what you think.
Lucille: Oh, stop. We walk on the beach. We like the feel of the sand on our feet.
Gob: Oh, God, the thought of your feet.
George Sr.: It's fine. I'm glad you have someone to talk to. Well, maybe I'll go check on Buster.
Gob: Wow. Mom really has him fancy-whipped, huh?
Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Lucille: Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one. You're the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
Michael: You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?
George Michael: Uh, uh, no. We're making a gown. She's gonna be in a beauty pageant.
Michael: Yeah, who's Ann?
George Michael: My- My girlfriend. She's- You've met her so many times-- met her and met her...
Michael: No. I know who Annabelle is. Who's the Ann that's in the beauty pageant?
George Michael: That's her. Her name isn't Annabelle, it's Ann.
Michael: No, I know her name's not Annabelle. That's how I remember her name, 'cause her body's kind of shaped like a... She's the belle of the ball. What is she doing in the beauty pageant? She's she running the lights or something?
George Michael: She's in it. She's a contestant. It's sort of, like, an inner beauty pageant.
Michael: Ah! There it is. Is it like a Christian thing?
George Michael: Well, it's half. It's at the State Fair, which this year is gonna be a Church and State Fair.
Narrator: One room over, George Michael was also trying to convince someone to pursue a fake marriage.
Maeby: We'd have to kiss. Wouldn't that be kind of weird after what we've been through?
George Michael: Well, that was a long time ago.
Narrator: It had been two months since they'd kiss.
Maeby: Well, it does sound like a good twist on a wedding film.
George Michael: A film?
Maeby: Without the corny runaway bride bit in the middle.
George Michael: Oh, well, yeah.
Narrator: And, so, like many people who no longer felt anything for each other, they decided to get married.
Narrator: And Lucille and her therapist arrive at their beachside casita.
Lucille: Look at them. Dancing on the beach like they own the place.
Tobias: Good. We'll use that. I want to laser in on that anger. Look out at the ocean. Tell me, what does it make you think? Like, "Everyone's having fun but me, running and laughing and...
Lucille: I feel like men run away from me.
Tobias: I'm stuck here doing therapy.
Lucille: I've been deserted. Is that my fault? Is it because of my anger? When I see a squirrelly, little fruitcake like that one skipping into the ocean, I think, "Why do I hate him so much?" That little bald one there with the fringed cut-offs who... - Oh, [bleep]. It's you.