Arrested Development Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- 101 Pilot
- 102 Top Banana
- 103 Bringing Up Buster
- 104 Key Decisions
- 105 Charity Drive
- 106 Visiting Ours
- 107 In God We Trust
- 108 My Mother, the Car
- 109 Storming the Castle
- 110 Pier Pressure
- 111 Public Relations
- 112 Marta Complex
- 113 Beef Consomme
- 114 Shock and Aww
- 115 Staff Infection
- 116 Altar Egos
- 117 Justice is Blind
- 118 Missing Kitty
- 119 Best Man for the Gob
- 120 Whistler's Mother
- 121 Not Without My Daughter
- 122 Let 'Em Eat Cake
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
Arrested Development
Michael Bluth tries to keep his wealthy family and their business together after their patriach is arrested on fraud charges.
Starring:
Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Will Arnett, Michael Cera, Alia Shawkat, Tony Hale, David Cross, Jeffrey Tambor, Jessica Walter, Ron Howard.
Recurring Actors:
Henry Winkler, Liza Minnelli, Justin Grant Wade.
Original Run: 2003-2006, 2013-2019.
Quote of the Day
Quote from George Michael in Pilot
Maeby: Can you believe this? They're still fighting.
George Michael: Yeah, I know. I'm tempted to kiss again so we could teach 'em a lesson.
Maeby: Why would that teach them a lesson?
George Michael: No, I mean, uh, to freak them out.
Maeby: That doesn't make any sense.
George Michael: Isn't that what makes it funny? [laughs] I'm laughing. Go fish... Uno... Okay. I just need a drink. [drinks]
Popular Quotes
Quote from Lucille in Public Relations
Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Quote from Lucille in Charity Drive
Lucille: Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one. You're the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
Michael: You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?
Quote from Gob in Emotional Baggage
Lucille: His name is Dustin Radler, and I haven't hired him, because technically, he's given up the rat race.
George Sr.: Oh, God, the "giving up the rat race" guy? This is the sand hobo? Uh, it's just a question. Are you guys doing something?
Lucille: [inhales]
Gob: Don't say it! Please, I can't I can't hear it.
Lucille: He tickles my fancy.
Gob: Your what? Is the- What part of Mom is the fancy? You do not want to know what I'm picturing, and it's not what you think.
Lucille: Oh, stop. We walk on the beach. We like the feel of the sand on our feet.
Gob: Oh, God, the thought of your feet.
George Sr.: It's fine. I'm glad you have someone to talk to. Well, maybe I'll go check on Buster.
Gob: Wow. Mom really has him fancy-whipped, huh?