Gilmore Girls Quote of the Day

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Quote from Rory in How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?

Rory: [on the phone] I am not returning the blue sweater again, so don't think about asking.
Lorelai: But I want it, I need it.
Rory: I've already returned the Capri pants twice. I've tried to return a couple of your other items that were all sales final, which makes me look retail simple. And this is not the first, but the second time I will have returned the blue sweater.
Lorelai: Ooh, the Capri pants. Have you taken those back yet?
Rory: I can't show my face in any stores in New Haven. They think I'm Paper Mooning them.
Lorelai: Oh, she was very cute in Paper Moon. You're very cute, too.
Rory: Calling me cute is not going to persuade me. And I have classes. A life.


Recent Quotes

Friday, August 12, 2022

Quote from Lorelai in Blame Booze and Melville

Lorelai: [on the phone] As the sight of babies isn't freaking me out anymore, I can enjoy the maternity ward again.
Rory: So what was with the apple?
Lorelai: I don't know. But I just had a Moonpie and a Ding-Dong and washed it down with an Orange Crush in the cafeteria, so no desire for anything nutritional.

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Quote from Richard in Rory's Birthday Parties

Richard: Ah. Lovely party. I enjoyed the reading material immensely.
Rory: So what's the verdict?
Richard: I... am an autumn.
Rory: Interesting.
Richard: Isn't it?

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Quote from Dean in Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers

Rory: You're building me a car?
Dean: I'm building you a car.
Rory: This is crazy. Why would you do this?
Dean: I don't know. You didn't have one.
Rory: You're completely insane.
Dean: What? I didn't want you wasting time on the bus anymore. That is valuable time we could be arguing about your ongoing obsession with very confusing Russian authors.

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Quote from Rory in Swan Song

Rory: Do you love it?
Jess: It's great.
Rory: The Holy Barbarians. I mean, what a title. And it's by a Venice Beach beatnik about Venice Beach beatniks, and to top it off, the beatnik who wrote it is the father of the guy that does those Actor's Studio interviews on TV.
Jess: The guy with the beard?
Rory: Yeah, the pointy beard. That's his dad writing at his desk.
Jess: Oh, it's weird that a weird beatnik-y guy would have a conservative son like that.
Rory: Maybe he's not that conservative. Maybe at night he, like, takes off his clothes and parties.
Jess: Aw, man, now get that picture out of my head.

Monday, August 8, 2022

Quote from Lorelai in Love, Daisies and Troubadours

Luke: It's only me.
Lorelai: You scared me half to death!
Luke: Who'd you think it was?
Lorelai: Well, I don't know! I heard thudding upstairs and Rory weighs, like, 10 ounces. And it either had be an escaped elephant or some strange, large man who should not be in the house.

Sunday, August 7, 2022

Quote from Paris in We've Got Magic to Do

Rory: They're just not the nicest people.
Paris: Well, the rich never are, because they don't have to be. When you control the means of production, it reduces the incentive to humanize workers. Capitalist system.
Rory: You know, I haven't eaten all day. I think I should eat. That's my problem.
Paris: Sure, boss, go eat. There's probably somewhere else where you eat, right? Special room.

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, August 14, 2022

A quote from Lorelai in the episode We've Got Magic to Do.

Monday, August 15, 2022

A quote from Lorelai in the episode Written in the Stars.

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

A quote from Rory in the episode Swan Song.

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

A quote from Sookie in the episode Double Date.

Thursday, August 18, 2022

A quote from Kirk in the episode The Festival of Living Art.