Gilmore Girls Quote of the Day

Wednesday, June 19, 2024

Quote from Luke in Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number

Luke: This might be my least favorite door in the world to knock on.
Lorelai: What about death's door?
Luke: The reception on the other side might be warmer.


Recent Quotes

Tuesday, June 18, 2024

Quote from Rory in Kiss and Tell

Lorelai: Are you crazy? You can't watch Willy Wonka without massive amounts of junk food. It's not right. I won't allow it. We're going in. [Rory stands still] Rory, it's fine.
Rory: It's too weird.
Lorelai: I'm gonna have to meet him eventually.
Rory: Okay, how about next year?
Lorelai: I'm going to be so cool in there, you will mistake me for Shaft.
Rory: There will be no interrogation.
Lorelai: I swear.
Rory: No kissing noises. No stories from my childhood. No referring to Chicago as ChiTown. No James Dean jokes. No father-with-a-shotgun stares. No Nancy Walker impressions.
Lorelai: Oh, come on.

Monday, June 17, 2024

Quote from Lorelai in The Festival of Living Art

Rory: This is a violation of my civil rights.
Lorelai: You better do what John Ashcroft says or they may just follow us home.
Rory: Unbelievable.

Sunday, June 16, 2024

Quote from Paris in A Family Matter

Paris: It was his accent that did it. I'm such the total Anglophile. When I was a kid, I was in love with Neal Kinnock.
Rory: Who?
Paris: The former head of the Labour party. Teeth like a horse, but oh that voice. And then there was Roger Moore.
Rory: English accents are nice.

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Quote from Lorelai in The Deer Hunters

Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: You should have told me.
Rory: I couldn't.
Lorelai: You couldn't tell me? You tell me everything.
Rory: It was too humiliating.
Lorelai: Honey, you once told me that you loved Saved By the Bell. What could be more humiliating than that?

Friday, June 14, 2024

Quote from Lorelai in Cinnamon's Wake

Lorelai: I really like him, Rory. I can't help it. It's been a long time since I've felt like this. You can't always control who you're attracted to. I feel like the whole Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that.

Thursday, June 13, 2024

Quote from Lorelai in Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore?

Lorelai: Look, there are times when you have to put those differences aside. Like, you know Joseph, from the bible, and how his brothers got all mad at him about that dreamcoat.
Mrs. Kim: Yes, and so they sold him into slavery.
Lorelai: Yeah. I don't think that was in the musical.

Upcoming Quotes

Thursday, June 20, 2024

A quote from Lorelai in the episode The Lorelais' First Day at Yale.

Friday, June 21, 2024

A quote from Lorelai in the episode Die, Jerk.

Saturday, June 22, 2024

A quote from Rory in the episode Rory's Dance.

Sunday, June 23, 2024

A quote from Lorelai in the episode I'm OK, You're OK.

Monday, June 24, 2024

A quote from Lorelai in the episode So... Good Talk.