Schitt's Creek Quote of the Day
Thursday, January 23, 2025
Quote from Moira in Don't Worry, It's His Sister
Jocelyn: How are you?
Moira: I'm eating egg whites, and hoping the building will collapse.
Recent Quotes
Wednesday, January 22, 2025
David: The gallery worked with Janet Kempfluugen.
Johnny: Kempfluugen?
David: She's a Brooklyn based performance artist. She's a big deal. Anyway, um, she would walk into the space wearing a clay mask of a fawn, remove her clothing and breastfeed members of the audience. It was a commentary on income inequality.
Tuesday, January 21, 2025
Quote from David in The Barbecue
David: When you said that you were coming back, you just meant that you weren't coming back, and that I would have to spend the afternoon searching for you on the train tracks, and among various unmarked vans?
Patrick: You did that for me?
David: No, but there was a moment when I thought about doing it.
Monday, January 20, 2025
Quote from Ted in Opening Night
Tennessee: Hmm, we should probably get going. We were going to hit the hot springs before the sun sets!
Ted: Oh yeah, definitely want to get a soak in, before you tackle the cones. Which you must really be "pining" for by now!
Sunday, January 19, 2025
Quote from David in Moira vs. Town Council
Johnny: What is that? Is that a new lamp?
David: Yeah, I'm thinking of bringing home-ware into the store, so that's a write off.
Johnny: That's a write off?
David: Yeah.
Johnny: Do you even know what a write off is?!
David: Uh, yeah. It's when you buy something for your business and the government pays you back for it.
Johnny: Oh, and who pays for it?
David: Nobody, you write it off.
Johnny: Who writes it off?!
David: I don't know, the govern- The "write off" people! Why are we having this conversation?
Saturday, January 18, 2025
Quote from Ray in The Motel Guest
Ray: As you can see, it's light and breezy. And by breezy, I mean there's a slight but steady draft I'm told you only notice in the winter.
Friday, January 17, 2025
Quote from Moira in Ronnie's Party
Moira: Equality. Freedom. Marriage. These are the rights of every community, and even more specifically, the business community. No faction of society deserves to be discriminated against, especially women who are in business faction. One of my top priorities will be to... To change people's misguided and ignorant perceptions of women like you. You did not choose this life! No, each one of you was born to be an entrepreneur.
Upcoming Quotes
Friday, January 24, 2025
A quote from Alexis in the episode Driving Test.
Saturday, January 25, 2025
A quote from Jocelyn in the episode Moira Rosé.
Sunday, January 26, 2025
A quote from Alexis in the episode The Jazzaguy.
Monday, January 27, 2025
A quote from David in the episode Sebastien Raine.
Tuesday, January 28, 2025